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[Tony Tony Tony]

Never mind the Vardy v Rooney sideshow, here's the real court news...

Justice

Now if we can only sort out Phimosisaphobia.

[Blumf]

"British Bung Company"?

Oh, it's real?

http://www.britishbung.co.uk/

[Johnny Yesno]

"British Bung Company"?

Oh, it's real?

http://www.britishbung.co.uk/

The wokerati at the BBC strike again.

[Johnny Yesno]

That article is so badly written. Did Mr King really threaten to contact Mr Finn on social media?

[Gurke and Hare]

That article is so badly written.

By somebody who doesn't seem to know the difference between sex discrimination and sexual harassment.

[Butchers Blind]

Can I still refer to a worn tyre as being bald?

[Midas]

That article is so baldly written.

[idunnosomename]

Can I still refer to a worn tyre as being bald?

no. You couldnt make it up!

[shoulders]

the tribunal ruled that King had not called him "old" but simply a "bald bastard."

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Important to get that clarified.

[Johnny Yesno]

Can I still refer to a worn tyre as being bald?

No. It's 'frictionally challenged', you monster.

[drummersaredeaf]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10808941/Calling-man-bald-sex-harassment-employment-tribunal-rules.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline

Finally, some official respect.

Baldness is a protected characteristic, and worthy of respect in a democratic society.

Rejoice!

[drummersaredeaf]

Oh, fuck off. Of course I've been beaten to it.

[Johnny Yesno]

CHECK OUT THIS BONCE

[drummersaredeaf]

^^^^ HAIR PRIVILEGE

[JamesTC]

Is it the act of pointing something out or the act of turning it into an insult?

Bald = Description
Bald Cunt = Insult

Therefore, calling a tyre bald is fine, but do not call a tyre a bald cunt as that is sex based discrimination.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Baldness is a protected characteristic, and worthy of respect in a democratic society.

RejoicePARKLIFE!

[Brundle-Fly]

Not arsed mate, wigs.

[Johnny Yesno]

^^^^ HAIR PRIVILEGE

HAIR HITLER

[Sebastian Cobb]

I feel like this is going to embolden the Ian Dunt's of the world.

I don't go around calling people I disagree with 'bald' because it's not very nice, but at the same time selfishly don't want to see him getting extra power.

[Blumf]

I need toupee for my bunghole!

[madhair60]

[sevendaughters]

nice engorged member there

[Thursday]

Most CaBbers WANT to be sexually harassed. They love it.

[idunnosomename]

nice engorged member there

can it retract though?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Most CaBbers WANT to be sexually harassed. They love it.

You bald fuck.

[Zero Gravitas]

You bald fuck.

Needs the assonance and plosive, angrily calling someone a "bald bastard" is pretty close to perfection in some accents.

[madhair60]

Heh, sorry BAdmin... I have almost everyone on ignore XD

[pigamus]

Neil when somebody starts one more thread on this

[drummersaredeaf]

Me, madhair, 3xTony.

Are you all bald, or is this just a fucking joke to the other two?

[willbo]

did you all doubt that Heavy Metal could save our hairs?