Eurovision Song Contest 2022 - Russines eunt domus

[bgmnts]

Oh fuck even the Germans?

[imitationleather]

Rylan and Jimmy White better get working on their presenting patter for '23

[greencalx]

Child: I'm going to rip my knee out if the UK wins.

He belongs on this board.

[badaids]

Rylan and Jimmy White better get working on their presenting patter for '23

I bet you Corden would stuck his snout in somewhere.

[bgmnts]

Okay so for actual eurovision lovers, was that UK entry worth a win? I thought it was really fucking crap.

[Wonderful Butternut]

Child: I'm going to rip my knee out if the UK wins.

He belongs on this board.

Get ready to buy that child a new knee.

[jobotic]

The UK entry was shit, when did people stop hating us?

WHEN WE VOTED IN BOZZA

Reckon EU will back down now and let us bin the hated protocol

[sevendaughters]

I think we're all jaded cunts bcs Mrs 7D (Irish) seemed to think ours was clearly in the top tier

[Natnar]

Ukraine are going to get all the public vote though, we'll probably end up top 5.

[Birdie]

The UK entry was shit, when did people stop hating us?

They still hate us (you?)- they want to bankrupt us:(

Enjoying seeing Germany with null pointe

[Captain Z]

Fucking Greece

[jobotic]

Azerbaijan???? Yeah right, Greece

[Mr_Simnock]

oh my word we are going to win

[imitationleather]

I bet you Corden would stuck his snout in somewhere.

Hopefully a really aggressive terminal illness will save us from that.

[sevendaughters]

can't believe Eurojudges are not as into arses as I, a red blooded male with phimosis and some hair, am

[jobotic]

Serbia won't know who to vote for with Russia not there

[Uncle TechTip]

Okay so for actual eurovision lovers, was that UK entry worth a win? I thought it was really fucking crap.

I bet it just got promoted well in Europe. It seemed the PR machine was running smoothly when it immediately became a favourite.

[badaids]

Hopefully a really aggressive terminal illness will save us from that.

I would welcome that provided it killed me before he came on.

[sevendaughters]

I bet it just got promoted well in Europe. It seemed the PR machine was running smoothly when it immediately became a favourite.

it seems like this Ryder kid has been good at Playing the Game, smiling a lot, being chill, dunno if that means that babushkas will be into it

[jobotic]

Why bother with Cyprus?

[jobotic]

They're not all winners Latvia. Germany fucking aren't.

[badaids]

Yes, Mika chastised Latvia.

[badaids]

Crikey, fucking Spain.

[bgmnts]

"Latvian Claire's Accessories is empty".

Brilliant.

[Poobum]

Not a short break. Please no!

[badaids]

I fucking told you Switzerland would give Greece 12 points, all those lyrics about assisted dying.

[jobotic]

If Ukraine pip us to the post do we change sides in the war?

[Poobum]

He used the phrase "smashed it" hate him now.

[badaids]

He used the phrase "smashed it" hate him now.

And « 'preciate it ».

[Captain Z]

France give UK 12 points. Truly these are end times.