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Graham Linehan Episode XVIII: Help Me Elon Muskenobi, You're My Only Hope

Started by Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse, May 03, 2022, 09:56:56 PM

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Barry Admin


QDRPHNC

Quote from: FalknerHinton on May 17, 2022, 06:11:35 PMWhich he apparently models in his selfies.

(Was this your joke? I'm sorry if I've just restated it in slightly different words, I miss these things sometimes!)

Ha, no I was just thinking he had it in bags.

Barry Admin

Quote from: Better Midlands on May 17, 2022, 05:11:00 PM

53 years old he is.


☠️ Omg I really needed a laugh today, thanks so much. He's gotta be someone doing a bit 😂 his mind is addled, it's hilarious.

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Quote from: Better Midlands on May 17, 2022, 05:47:31 PM


Best one yet, fucking laughed so hard I had a coughing fit. Deborah can barely contain herself.

Dr Rock


PlanktonSideburns


PlanktonSideburns


QDRPHNC

Quote from: Dr Rock on May 17, 2022, 06:57:05 PMSo he'd either rape her or murder her, got it.

Yes, telling her to get out of his bed and go home isn't an option that's occurred to him, it seems.

Or maybe the point that William is making that he is a Real Man, and has only two speeds - fuck, and kill.

Ferris

Quote from: Dr Rock on May 17, 2022, 06:57:05 PMSo he'd either rape her or murder her, got it.

Well not just that person - I believe "Ferguson's Dyad" applies to anyone in his home. Must throw one hell of a dinner party.

Definitely the sort of person I'd want to be closely associated with, anyway. Better friends stage of your life and all that.

wrec

Quote from: Barry Admin on May 17, 2022, 06:51:02 PM☠️ Omg I really needed a laugh today, thanks so much. He's gotta be someone doing a bit 😂 his mind is addled, it's hilarious.

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Best one yet, fucking laughed so hard I had a coughing fit. Deborah can barely contain herself.

Rough but generous estimate of proceeds based on Spotify and YouTube plays: $12.00 (and probably way less than that). Not that his delusion of stardom is anywhere near the most alarming thing about the guy.

PlanktonSideburns

heres a question for you right

so, im a rapist


um, so whats the question

that is the question

RicoMNKN

I just realised that he's the guest on that podcast.  I'd assumed it was his podcast.

The person who organised it will have fallen for his deluded bollocks and told the others that they had a pop star guest... and they got that weirdo instead.

pigamus

Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on May 17, 2022, 07:29:02 PM heres a question for you right

so, im a rapist


um, so whats the question

that is the question

Olivier did go off quite badly towards the end

wrec

Quote from: RicoMNKN on May 17, 2022, 07:35:52 PMI just realised that he's the guest on that podcast.  I'd assumed it was his podcast.

Yeah what's the deal with that podcast? Are they supposed to be bipartisan terfs or something? I saw one of them said they followed WAF on Twitter, so there's no excuse for having the creepy fucker on.

TommyTurnips

So to fuck or to kill, that is the question? That's how cavemen think. Also, he proposes that you have to have sex with a trans person but then adds that you don't get to pick. I guess it really is about looks for him, nothing about personality at all? This guy just sees a woman and thinks trans? No. Hot? yes. Fuck or kill? Maybe? Fourteen years old? Ah who cares.

A deeply shallow and disturbing individual.

FalknerHinton

Quote from: QDRPHNC on May 17, 2022, 06:48:49 PMHa, no I was just thinking he had it in bags.

Ah I see!

Ok, well to continue to flog this particular dead horse, I reckon that the reason he looks so different in his videos is that in his selfies he like to wear the stitched together skin of his victims, which at other times he keeps in bags.

Hi Sian 👋

Cold Meat Platter

Yeah actually seeing as you're here Sian, how do you square the constant denial of Graham's obvious sockpuppets on Twitter with the whole "Thou shalt not bear false witness..." stuff? Seems like hypocrisy (always the worst part) to me.

Mister Six

Quote from: QDRPHNC on May 17, 2022, 05:33:25 PMWell they do say that psychopaths take more selfies, so based on William's Instagram I'd guess he owns a startling amount of human skin.

I'd say that based on his unedited neck.

Cold Meat Platter


frajer


Cold Meat Platter

I was looking up his music to see how atrocious it was when I found that. It's pretty fucking atrocious.

Mister Six

Do you reckon he ever tries the feminising filters on his apps, then goes and whacks his bollocks with a meat tenderiser as punishment?

dead-ced-dead


mtpromises

Karen Davis got a week long YouTube ban for one of her Buck Angel videos.  As far as I've seen, her content is fairly similar to The Mess.  It'd be nice to know exactly what crossed the line.


TommyTurnips

Remember when ol' Waffy Fergo was bragging about how he'd had sex with lesbians, and twitter was like 'nah mate, if this is true, then those women weren't lesbians.'



Rich Uncle Skeleton

Two things.  Of course Graham Linehan would watch a film like Everything Everywhere All At Once and decide its a product of "porn culture" based on an absurd, surreal joke that illustrates the pretty far out plot, to put it lightly...

Secondly, (film spoiler)
Spoiler alert
isn't 1 hour 40 minutes of the 2 hour 20 minute long film roughly when the fake credits sequence comes up?

Does that mean he sat there fuming at the dildos, saw a credits sequence and immediately bolted for the door to let everyone know how appalled he was by a film he clearly didn't fucking understand?
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