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Graham Linehan Episode XVIII: Help Me Elon Muskenobi, You're My Only Hope

Started by Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse, May 03, 2022, 09:56:56 PM

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boki

Quote from: mippy on May 18, 2022, 12:10:21 AMPORN CULTURE WANKFEST
Oooh, who's on the bill this year?  Have they sorted out the toilet issues from last time?

Regarding WAF, I think the major contribution by GC men to the cause is that they readily demonstrate how dangerous the maley men with their PENISes are.

retsuza

Quote from: Barry Admin on May 18, 2022, 11:02:18 AMthe Jez-style delusion of having a one hit wonder

lol and he was even kicked from his own band too.



Listen, Wez. We let you ask your little challenge, yeah? But you've gone too far with this nonce stuff. You're out of the band


JamesTC

Quote from: Rich Uncle Skeleton on May 18, 2022, 12:06:29 AMTwo things.  Of course Graham Linehan would watch a film like Everything Everywhere All At Once and decide its a product of "porn culture" based on an absurd, surreal joke that illustrates the pretty far out plot, to put it lightly...

Secondly, (film spoiler)
Spoiler alert
isn't 1 hour 40 minutes of the 2 hour 20 minute long film roughly when the fake credits sequence comes up?

Does that mean he sat there fuming at the dildos, saw a credits sequence and immediately bolted for the door to let everyone know how appalled he was by a film he clearly didn't fucking understand?
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Yep. I don't believe that he mixed up 1 hour 40 with 140 minutes.
Spoiler alert
He saw the fake end credits and just walked out. The fake credits go on for enough time for somebody to walk out and be out the door before the reveal.
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idunnosomename

Oh man thats even funnier. His mind's so broken hes practically gone senile.

His raging at Owen Jones for simply questioning the veracity of a story in a Murdoch rag is classic bananabrain

dead-ced-dead

Quote from: idunnosomename on May 18, 2022, 11:53:37 AMOh man thats even funnier. His mind's so broken hes practically gone senile.

His raging at Owen Jones for simply questioning the veracity of a story in a Murdoch rag is classic bananabrain

Do you have a screenshot to him raging at Jones? I've quit Twitter cold turkey and I could use a good giggle.


idunnosomename

Its on the bananablog

QuoteNot content with bullying his female colleagues, Owen Jones has moved on to schoolgirls. The Times ran with this shocking story today, that has surely peaked anyone who happened upon it. A young girl resisted the gender woo emanating from a visting misogynist member of the House of Lords at her (Stonewall-affiliated) school and was in turn surrounded by 60 schoolmates who "shouted, screamed and spat at her". The traumatised girl has been forced to leave school.

"Not nearly good enough!" says the Goebbels of LGBT Inc.

Traumatised she may be, but Owen feels the young woman requires a national platform on which to be shamed and harangued out of her rights. Private Eye has had stories in two consecutive issues about Jones bullying women and Guardian staffers having to do emergency sessions with crisis hippies/support dogs. Not to diminish what women like Suzanne Moore have gone through thanks to him, but this latest wheeze is on another level. Attempting to enable a group of bullies to reconvene and resume their activities on a wider stage is so sadistic it feels like something from a Neil LaBute play.

Debbie Hayton nailed it years ago when he described men like Jones as "the bullies at school even the other bullies hated, the bullies who bully girls." Jones seems to get more exquisite pleasure from bullying women than he does editing Wikipedia entries on whether Jewish people are a race or an ethicity. But even so, perhaps this should be it, what do you think, Owen? Bullying lone schoolgirls is so low, I don't think you can beat it. You've done enough. We know who you are. That's enough, now.

Nice stab at the whole anti-Semitism accusations there but I think race vs ethnicity isn't really it chief? Ethnicity is a better word than race for the shared culture of people who share ancestry. Race has the problems of biological essentialism of well, the sort of thing your lot obsess over.


Quote from: Ex_GC on May 18, 2022, 11:57:22 AMIt's his latest shitstack post

And the many, many retweets of other GCs losing their shit over it too.

Ex_GC

If Owen Jones was GC I guarantee they would try to frame any criticism as homophobia

petril

I love the idea of him downloading a copy of it, falling for the fake credits and then walking out of his own home in his deluded anger

dead-ced-dead

Random thought to a while back. I remember when all the GC's were angry at Daniel Radcliffe for respectfully disagreeing with JK Rowling. What boiled their piss more than him being vocally in disagreement with her was the fact that he didn't have a Twitter account, and therefore none of their brigading tactics worked. They tried to compensate by turning it into a trending hashtag, but I guarantee they were furious with the fact that they couldn't yell at him in person.

Still makes me chuckle.

Kankurette

I prefer 'ethnicity' to 'race' because it's less loaded, and Bananacunt hangs out with actual Nazis and the far right so he can shut all the way up about Jews.

What actually did happen to that girl?

shoulders

Quote from: mippy on May 18, 2022, 12:10:21 AMPORN CULTURE WANKFEST

... Which Glinner was well into on Twitter in years gone by, casually talking about masturbation and banal 'right guys' statements normalising pornography.

Change of tone now eh Banana

shoulders

QuoteBullying lone schoolgirls is so low, I don't think you can beat it.

Hi babe.

We know you're reading.

^^ That's you, that is.

dead-ced-dead

Remember when Glinner accused teenage girls of being porn obsessed for the crime of *checks note* wearing a choker?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Mindy Simmons

Quote from: Vroomo on May 18, 2022, 09:08:51 AMIn the early days of twitter The Independent used to have a round-up of notable users best tweets from the day before & (big fish in a small pond) @glinner was always in there - making cracks at current events, tipping US TV shows, highlighting good causes, etc.

Fast forward a decade and now he's hiding behind a locked account slagging off a movie that pretty much every one else says is great.

Can confirm, he was on there all the time.

Kankurette

Bullying teenage girls is AOK when they're trans or 'woke', though.

retsuza

Glinner is a fucking lighthouse with all the projection he does.

Everyone else is a bully (but not me). Jones is the Goebbels of the LGBT world (brb posting more anti-trans propaganda with the express intent to eliminate trans people from public spaces, and also TRAs should go to prison). Editing Wikipedia with inaccurate info is bad (I pay my solicitor to keep changing my wiki page from "anti-trans activist" to "feminist activist")

I even have a fourth example, here he is on his ban evasion account criticising Alan Driscoll for having a ban evasion account:


Ex_GC

So lacking in self awareness. Only admits he was 'wrong' when it's something that might benefit him e.g the unreserved apology to IMC in order to get a slice of his following. What must it be like to go through life utterly convinced of your own infallibility and perceiving everyone else to be in the wrong at all times

Quote from: retsuza on May 18, 2022, 01:16:59 PMI even have a fourth example, here he is on his ban evasion account criticising Alan Driscoll for having a ban evasion account:



I love how meta this is, I'm pretty sure AD posted that screenshot too.

frajer

Love the fantasy realm he lives in.

"We had to threaten Twitter with the cops. And then I said to the president - get this..!"

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: Vroomo on May 18, 2022, 09:08:51 AMIn the early days of twitter The Independent used to have a round-up of notable users best tweets from the day before & (big fish in a small pond) @glinner was always in there - making cracks at current events, tipping US TV shows, highlighting good causes, etc.

Fast forward a decade and now he's hiding behind a locked account slagging off a movie that pretty much every one else says is great.

Hang on, is he back in Twitter or this a gettr thing


TommyTurnips

Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on May 18, 2022, 01:45:04 PMHang on, is he back in Twitter or this a gettr thing

Back on twitter under a locked account waiting for Elon Musk to un-ban his account.


MigraineBoy

Mainly UK productions on the porn channels. Yikety yike yikes! It was like a terrifying Eastenders special. I imagine. (Graham Linehan, writer)

- our Graham's contribution to 'THE NEWS IN 140 CHARACTERS' The Independent 27 Nov 2010.

jobotic

Quote from: dead-ced-dead on May 18, 2022, 12:46:40 PMRemember when Glinner accused teenage girls of being porn obsessed for the crime of *checks note* wearing a choker?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

If he was outside a school at home time, holding his trousers up with one hand and using the other to point at girls that he thinks are dressed inappropriately whilst spluttering "PORN ADDICT" at them, that would of course be bad.

But because he does it online in the privacy of his grief hole it's great social discourse and important feminist work. And it doesn't even matter if his trousers fall down.

BennyHedgehog

Quote from: mippy on May 18, 2022, 12:10:21 AMPORN CULTURE WANKFEST

If this turns out to be yet another nice movie that's fun to watch and not a PORN CULTURE WANKFEST I'm gonna be furious!

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

Quote from: Better Midlands on May 18, 2022, 01:48:13 PM
I knew just from Fuckface's description of the incident that it was probably bullshit.

Graham I know you're reading this so here's some free advice - stop screeching misogynist and Stonewall and captured every time you post about some Breitbart article you were too pissed to read properly. Your propaganda will be 50% more believable.