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Graham Linehan Episode XVIII: Help Me Elon Muskenobi, You're My Only Hope

Started by Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse, May 03, 2022, 09:56:56 PM

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jobotic

Quote from: filthytrans on May 18, 2022, 07:27:03 PMI don't know if everyone's heard, but Wings over Scotland is back on twitter, the shithead.


Did he enjoy the local elections?

Juan K Perros


FalknerHinton

Quote from: Juan K Perros on May 18, 2022, 07:56:17 PMThis looks like it - https://mobile.twitter.com/TheGhostOfWings - joined a couple of days ago. All I saw was RTs which made it hard to know - particularly given the handle sounds a bit pisstakey - but then this tweet sounds exactly like the rat-toothed wankstain.

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheGhostOfWings/status/1526695547117129728

ETA - replies certainly seem to confirm lots of folks think it's him. Followers list consists of the usual gang of non wheeshters and ABLA types who've got their name on the volunteer boaby-checkers signup sheet.

This exchange would suggest you're right




Honestly, what is it with past it, mid-50s men being so obsessed with being on twitter?

Juan K Perros

Quote from: FalknerHinton on May 18, 2022, 08:08:55 PMThis exchange would suggest you're right



Honestly, what is it with past it, mid-50s men being so obsessed with being on twitter?

Only option for social media really; if you saw that coupon popping up on your insta you'd burn your computer to the ground.


dead-ced-dead

I'm not surprised Greybum didn't like Everything Everywhere All at Once.

I just got out of it and it contains
Spoiler alert
an ending where the hero defeats her enemies with kindness rather than with anger. It also features a couple on the brink of divorce reconciling their differences.
[close]

I bet he was crying big, ugly, angry tears while staring at photos of Helen his former Twitter account.

Famous Mortimer

Quote from: Juan K Perros on May 18, 2022, 07:56:17 PMthis tweet sounds exactly like the rat-toothed wankstain.
Are you my friend Colin because I've never met anyone who hates that shower of shite as much as he doe?

petril

Quote from: FalknerHinton on May 18, 2022, 08:08:55 PMThis exchange would suggest you're right




Honestly, what is it with past it, mid-50s men being so obsessed with being on twitter?

they heard The Kids were into it about 10 years ago or something, and have pretended to not care while seething with jealousy ever since

JamesTC

Quote from: dead-ced-dead on May 18, 2022, 08:54:16 PMI'm not surprised Greybum didn't like Everything Everywhere All at Once.

I just got out of it and it contains
Spoiler alert
an ending where the hero defeats her enemies with kindness rather than with anger. It also features a couple on the brink of divorce reconciling their differences.
[close]


Spoiler alert
He seemingly walked out 40 minutes before it ended due to the fake out end credits. So he'd not have seen the ending.
[close]

Juan K Perros

Quote from: Famous Mortimer on May 18, 2022, 09:16:41 PMAre you my friend Colin because I've never met anyone who hates that shower of shite as much as he doe?

Not the last time I looked mate. He first entered my consciousness in Amiga Power when even 14YO me thought 'walloper' and then I skipped the country in 2013, so I was completely oblivious to the stuff he did for Indyref, whether that was any good or not, and I managed to miss the Dugdale trial at the time as well. Only became aware of him again when he'd become solely a grifty bit of point and laugh material. Except he's never been in the least bit funny so it's more point and walloper.

mippy

Quote from: filthytrans on May 18, 2022, 07:27:03 PMI don't know if everyone's heard, but Wings over Scotland is back on twitter, the shithead.



(This, but Twitter.)



retsuza

The banished will appear before Judge Musk and reiterate their ban before being entered back into Twitter
"Ban evasion"
"I said that men aren't women"
Both of them immediately fall into a trap door.

DreadedScotsman

Quote from: Famous Mortimer on May 18, 2022, 09:16:41 PMAre you my friend Colin because I've never met anyone who hates that shower of shite as much as he doe?

There are a few of us who hate that piece of shit just as much.

 
Quote from: Juan K Perros on May 18, 2022, 10:01:14 PMNot the last time I looked mate. He first entered my consciousness in Amiga Power when even 14YO me thought 'walloper' and then I skipped the country in 2013, so I was completely oblivious to the stuff he did for Indyref, whether that was any good or not, and I managed to miss the Dugdale trial at the time as well. Only became aware of him again when he'd become solely a grifty bit of point and laugh material. Except he's never been in the least bit funny so it's more point and walloper.

I first first heard about him due to the indyref stuff that put him on my radar then quickly found out how cuntish he was with his abject refusal to correctly gender Chelsea Manning, so even when he was being lauded as the saviour of the independence movement I was avoiding everything that prick put out, given 90% of it could be sourced from people who weren't complete shit stains. Since then he's only gotten worse as the transphobic brain rot fully set in and it took over his entire life.

FalknerHinton

Man's always been a cunt, see for example the time he blamed Liverpool fans for Hillsborough, that was years before the Indyref stuff.

DreadedScotsman

Quote from: FalknerHinton on May 19, 2022, 12:11:17 AMMan's always been a cunt, see for example the time he blamed Liverpool fans for Hillsborough, that was years before the Indyref stuff.

Oh yes no argument there but he, much like Linehan, became hyper focused on the trans stuff and barely talks about anything else.

Barry Admin

Quote from: DreadedScotsman on May 19, 2022, 12:12:51 AMOh yes no argument there but he, much like Linehan, became hyper focused on the trans stuff and barely talks about anything else.

A desperate pair of unscrupulous attention whores who shit on trans people for clout and money.

FredNurke

The highlight is still the time he argued with the laws of physics.

Kankurette

Quote from: FalknerHinton on May 19, 2022, 12:11:17 AMMan's always been a cunt, see for example the time he blamed Liverpool fans for Hillsborough, that was years before the Indyref stuff.
The absolute state of it. Shouldn't be surprised though.

Speaking of footy, I wonder what Bananacunt thinks of Idrissa Gueye.

phes

Quote from: Ex_GC on May 18, 2022, 09:19:50 AMI'm not clever enough to think of something catchy but please can self-satisfied porn culture wankfest make it into a thread title in some way 🤣

God is he still going on about sex. If this cunt was born in 1890 he'd have spent the autumn of his life obsessively furious about Elvis Presley's immoral hips.

phantom_power

Quote from: Juan K Perros on May 18, 2022, 07:56:17 PMThis looks like it - https://mobile.twitter.com/TheGhostOfWings - joined a couple of days ago. All I saw was RTs which made it hard to know - particularly given the handle sounds a bit pisstakey - but then this tweet sounds exactly like the rat-toothed wankstain.

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheGhostOfWings/status/1526695547117129728

ETA - replies certainly seem to confirm lots of folks think it's him. Followers list consists of the usual gang of non wheeshters and ABLA types who've got their name on the volunteer boaby-checkers signup sheet.

Lying about the age of the girl in question to make it sound worse as well. Is there nothing these pricks won't lie about to try and win people over? I suppose they have to as their real arguments are such bollocks


Quote


Sometimes I give BC the benefit of the doubt in that he's just trolling with comments like that but you know, in his head, he's deadly serious.

"We should fix up a date to chat about GC stuff"

"Elon Musk will give me back my Twitter"

"Please tell Congress I came up with groomer"

Auntie Beryl

Hello? (Hello? Hello? Hello?)

Is there anyone on Glindr?
Just post if you can see me
Is there anyone home?

Come on now
I hear you're feeling down
Well I can erase your sin
Get you out the pedal bin

Relax
I'll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me your converts?

---

There is no Patreon I am receiving
A distant career over the horizon
I am only coming through in raves
My legs twitch but you can't believe what I'm saying

When I was a child I had a fever
My brain felt just like two plantains
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain you would not understand
This is now how I am
I have become transphobic & dumb

---

Okay (okay, okay, okay)
Just a thin-skinned prick
There'll be no more TV work
And you may feel a little sick

Can you stand up?
I do believe you're drunken, good
That'll keep you going through the Mess
That YouTube SOS

---

There is no BAFTA I am receiving
A distant dream over the horizon
This is not how a sane guy behaves
My lips move but you can't stand what I'm saying

When I was 45
I had a fam-i-ly
And then I started with the lies
I turned to Twitter but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The wife is gone
The house is gone
I have become transphobic & dumb

YouCantWriteTearsJimmy

Ok, i'm done. The fecker is unironically sharing Project Veritas poo, i'm done. From the bottom of my heart, i can't thank the world enough that the US is a separate country/has a different language, so all the crazies that go down this rabbit hole in my country have little/no impact and keep posting about Democrats being Soros ploys, while leaving our politics a bit untouched. 

boki

Quote from: Juan K Perros on May 18, 2022, 10:01:14 PMNot the last time I looked mate. He first entered my consciousness in Amiga Power when even 14YO me thought 'walloper' and then I skipped the country in 2013, so I was completely oblivious to the stuff he did for Indyref, whether that was any good or not, and I managed to miss the Dugdale trial at the time as well. Only became aware of him again when he'd become solely a grifty bit of point and laugh material. Except he's never been in the least bit funny so it's more point and walloper.
A point and dick adventure, if you will.

Quote from: jobotic on May 18, 2022, 10:34:53 PMTaken it better than Linehan did
WAF always has his glittering career in the creative arts to fall back on, maybe Graham could consider giving something like that a go.

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

Quote from: Auntie Beryl on May 19, 2022, 09:07:07 AMHello? (Hello? Hello? Hello?)

Is there anyone on Glindr?
Just post if you can see me
Is there anyone home?

Come on now
I hear you're feeling down
Well I can erase your sin
Get you out the pedal bin

Relax
I'll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me your converts?

---

There is no Patreon I am receiving
A distant career over the horizon
I am only coming through in raves
My legs twitch but you can't believe what I'm saying

When I was a child I had a fever
My brain felt just like two plantains
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain you would not understand
This is now how I am
I have become transphobic & dumb

---

Okay (okay, okay, okay)
Just a thin-skinned prick
There'll be no more TV work
And you may feel a little sick

Can you stand up?
I do believe you're drunken, good
That'll keep you going through the Mess
That YouTube SOS

---

There is no BAFTA I am receiving
A distant dream over the horizon
This is not how a sane guy behaves
My lips move but you can't stand what I'm saying

When I was 45
I had a fam-i-ly
And then I started with the lies
I turned to Twitter but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The wife is gone
The house is gone
I have become transphobic & dumb

Applause