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A serial lawbreaking liar - Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson scandal thread 2

Started by Fambo Number Mive, April 19, 2022, 01:46:53 PM

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TrenterPercenter

Caught a bit of JOB in the car yesterday where he was arguing with a Muslim caller about some controversial film and compared him supporting Cineworld not screening the film to being like the Taliban.

I mean I agree, films shouldn't be cancelled especially on religious grounds, but I don't think intimating a Muslim caller is equivalent to the Taliban is OK really.

TrenterPercenter

I've mentioned before JOB is such an interesting and bizarre character for the left he really deserves more consideration that just "bad centrist/adorable lefty" he is an important artifice of modern mainstream leftism, a confused contradictory mess of how a populist leftwing figure can exist in a rightwing dominated media. 

He is really good and really bad all at the same time there is differently something to learn from the spectacle, just not necessarily the person himself.

bgmnts

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/jun/09/boris-johnson-warns-wage-price-spiral-workers-demand-higher-pay

The reservoir of visceral hatred for this serial lawbreaking liar cunt runs deeper than I thought possible.

Just not one mention of the fact that there are a few people out there who have enough money to help the entire economy if they were pressed. Hate hate hate hate this horrible bastard.

QuoteIn a speech that also included several new housing policies, the prime minister said the government should reject what he called the "Covid mindset," that more state spending is the answer to every problem, and instead focus on cutting regulation to unleash growth.

Fuck does any of this mean? Unleash growth? Growth has been unleashed if you mean poverty and inflation. Fucking horrible bastard useless cunt.


Pink Gregory

How long do you need to signal to Capital until they fucking get it, and the rest is filling dead air?


Video Game Fan 2000

wow i didn't know the spend "don't spend your way out of inflation" also applied to businesses paying for labour

the organic and decentralised private sector is so smart, always one step ahead

Quote from: Pranet on June 09, 2022, 05:18:21 PMThe housing stuff is bat shit on every level.

Yes. It's also old stuff. There's nothing stopping benefit claimants from buying a home already (other than the reality that nobody on benefits can realistically pass affordability checks for a mortgage) and George Osborne tried to introduce RTB for housing association tenants in 2012, but the HAs somewhat unsurprisingly refused to sell off their assets for fuck all and threatened the government with legal action, forcing him to back down.

Johnson knows none of it will work, but it doesn't matter. He's only announced it to get him through the week. He can worry about the reality of it later.

Pranet

Yes- it is hard enough to find a private landlord that will let you rent their property if you are on benefits, can't see mortgage lenders being any more accommodating.

I work for a HA (and I rent from a different one). The tories hate them now, after liking them when they wanted them to take over from local authorities as housing providers. I remember the Osbourne/Cameron attack on them, they also had to reduce their rents every year for a number of years. Of course they just bumped up the service charges.


Ferris


bgmnts

How can you anyone normal read that and ot be filled with an absolutely insane amount of rage and desire to enact a violent, swift revolution on the spot; have all these cunts' heads on massive pikes in every town center as a warning not to be a hateful little goblin prick.

I dont get why you wouldnt want to fucking bin them all into the ocean right now.

Endicott

My first thought was, it's The Telegraph, it's all 'social mobility tsar will say', she probably won't say this at all. Turns out she has.

Know. Your. Place.


shoulders

Quote from: Ferris on June 09, 2022, 10:07:08 PMAll seems very normal.



Hoho that's an absolute doozy.

So much for the party of aspiration, eh? Masks off at the big Brexit gang bang

Sebastian Cobb

I'd seen articles about her a few times and it just sounded she wanted to turn herself into a brand by copying the daycare owner of the Ayn Rand School for Tots, that she's been given a tsar position is horrific.

Video Game Fan 2000

looks like we found an actual real class reductionist. put her in a museum

Mr_Simnock

I'm currently very much enjoying mod headed cunts plans to revive his sad wet arse of a gov, so far all of it's bat shit insane, please keep this dickhead till then next election, keith could end up with a 300 majority just by being the beige nonentity he has crafted himself into. I wonder how far into a very nasty recession we have to get before he admits it? I can see him now in about 2 years, inflation at 15%, cost of living making 100,000 families destitute, unemployment rocketing, then this dickhead spouting out it's all going well. Keith is to go down in history as 'johnson was so bad, even this was enough to win the next election aginst him', labour could mail out soiled toilet role as it's manifesto and still win.

gilbertharding

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on June 09, 2022, 09:44:33 AMJames O'Brien has compared Boris Johnson to a 'screaming, yoghurt-smeared toddler'.

How can Johnson stay PM after that?

"There's a lot of yogurt, and a lot of smearing"



Had he just seen this cursed photo?


Alberon

Seeing Johnson flailing around to find something, anything, that can get his government is both very funny (because they truly are incompetent) and disheartening (as they're running my country).

This total failure to recover won't be allowed to go on forever. He's got the two by-elections coming up which will give the party the excuse to go at him again.

He won't quit whatever happens, but the 1922 committee have the power to change the election rules whenever they want. He'll be forced out by the end of the year.

Alberon


gilbertharding

Quote from: Alberon on June 10, 2022, 09:12:50 AMThat new adaptation of the Midwich Cuckoos is very scary.

That's the nanny in the background. You just know Stanley's been there.

We're supposed to believe these animals are our betters.

Jittlebags

Quote from: gilbertharding on June 10, 2022, 09:24:29 AMThat's the nanny in the background. You just know Stanley's been there.

She appears to be checking that Stanley hasn't skidded his kecks.

robhug

Staners asserting his dominance there with a tremendous stance.

I've never been able to work out how his daughters are both quite attractive and also quite look like Boris.



Mr_Simnock

May left in tears after being forced out, how do we think johnson will go? I can see now a very angry man child shouting during his resignation speach, blaming every one else, face red with rage, going to be good.

Rich Uncle Skeleton

as long as he steps out from behind the lecturn after and has quite clearly pissed himself, it's all good

jobotic

He'll just laugh, piss everywhere then hop onto an oligarch's yacht.

jobotic

And Nadine Dorries will have to be escorted from the building after gouging out Jeremy Hunt's eyes and forcing them deep into Graham Brady's ears.

Mr_Simnock

I'm looking forward to dorries increasingly weird and angry lashings out at other mp's when she knows her number is up.

Captain Z

Quote from: Mr_Simnock on June 10, 2022, 03:11:23 AMI'm currently very much enjoying mod headed cunts plans to revive his sad wet arse of a gov, so far all of it's bat shit insane, please keep this dickhead till then next election, keith could end up with a 300 majority just by being the beige nonentity he has crafted himself into. I wonder how far into a very nasty recession we have to get before he admits it? I can see him now in about 2 years, inflation at 15%, cost of living making 100,000 families destitute, unemployment rocketing, then this dickhead spouting out it's all going well. Keith is to go down in history as 'johnson was so bad, even this was enough to win the next election aginst him', labour could mail out soiled toilet role as it's manifesto and still win.

Bless.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Mr_Simnock on June 10, 2022, 10:47:03 AMI'm looking forward to dorries increasingly weird and angry lashings out at other mp's when she knows her number is up.

Looks like she's going to try and curry favour by doing some fascism.




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