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A serial lawbreaking liar - Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson scandal thread 2

Started by Fambo Number Mive, April 19, 2022, 01:46:53 PM

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Alberon

The Telegraph is claiming there are three 'red wall' Tory MPs in talks with Labour to defect.

They really want Johnson gone, but it seems unlikely.

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Quote from: Alberon on June 27, 2022, 11:08:55 PMThe Telegraph is claiming there are three 'red wall' Tory MPs in talks with Labour to defect.

They really want Johnson gone, but it seems unlikely.

After all why wouldn't Labour want to get rid of their own left-wing candidates in those areas and replace them with Tories.  Brilliant idea.

Armed Traffic Warden

Tories should rebrand as New New Labour. They'd be in power for decades.

kalowski

Quote from: Armed Traffic Warden on June 28, 2022, 01:55:47 AMTories should rebrand as New New Labour. They'd be in power for decades.
That made me think of when James Brown used to call himself "The Minister of the New New Super Heavy Funk".

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Quote from: kalowski on June 28, 2022, 07:34:29 AMThat made me think of when James Brown used to call himself "The Minister of the New New Super Heavy Funk".

Or Nintendo started calling all their new games The New All New Super New Super Mario Bros. World Multiplayer Inordinance and New Boutique Land World Brothers, New Version 2.8

Just come up with words that mean "newer than newer than new" instead of stacking them up every time.


superthunderstingcar

Quote from: Replies From View on June 28, 2022, 08:59:25 AMJust come up with words that mean "newer than newer than new" instead of stacking them up every time.
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frajer

Honey Bunster.

Johnson looks like if the Honey Monster was an uncle who you remember in your mind as being full of joy and life, a big strapping larger than life bloke, but suddenly it's 20 years later and all his debauched honey-based exploits have caught up with him. He still says "I did it may way and that's all that matters. I'm here for a good time not a long time," but his voice is fucked and there's always a glint of fear swimming in his eyes.

Butchers Blind

Fuck, he does look more like Jimmy Savile with every passing day.


idunnosomename

He really looks nothing like Billy Bunter. Also misses the point that Bunter was an extremely popular protagonist for the very reason of his numerous character flaws, just like how Johnson got to be leader.

But very occasionally Bunter showed a conscience and some courage for others. Because it's just stories.
Boris Johnson is just a very real rich privileged cunt who lies to help out even richer people. Hes much worse than a student with an eating disorder

Lordofthefiles

Is he losing weight at an incredible rate?

Anyone reckon the cunt had a gastric band fitted whilst his septum was replaced last week?

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: idunnosomename on June 28, 2022, 02:51:50 PMHe really looks nothing like Billy Bunter. Also misses the point that Bunter was an extremely popular protagonist for the very reason of his numerous character flaws, just like how Johnson got to be leader.

But very occasionally Bunter showed a conscience and some courage for others. Because it's just stories.
Boris Johnson is just a very real rich privileged cunt who lies to help out even richer people. Hes much worse than a student with an eating disorder

I doubt Boris could fill a floor like Bunter and that's taking into account Bunter plays fucking Hard House.

Buelligan

STOP SAYING HONEY MONSTER, YOU CUNTS!

This is exactly how Savile got away with it.  A veneer of golden smiles, playful harmless eccentricity, stretched thinly over a rotting contagious shark.




Ferris

Starmer needs to get some dank 420 jokes in before he's scooped by whoever is running the lib dems.

Buelligan

That 69 style humour was another face of the Savile mask, wasn't it?  The big lovable weird blonde oddball with the fnarr sense of humour.  Vile.

frajer

Quote from: Ferris on June 28, 2022, 08:18:29 PMStarmer needs to get some dank 420 jokes in before he's scooped by whoever is running the lib dems.

Starmer: "70! Which, as we all know, is one better."

Pink Gregory

Quote from: JamesTC on June 28, 2022, 06:41:34 PM

£69!

There are quite a lot of people who can't afford a £69 coat, or wouldn't even dream of having the disposable income to have £69 for a single garment.  People's fuckin government. 


Ferris

Quote from: frajer on June 28, 2022, 08:37:41 PMStarmer: "70! Which, as we all know, is one better."

He's naff enough to make partridge-style 007 references about his front bench.

License to kill... deficits!

Video Game Fan 2000

Quote from: Ferris on June 28, 2022, 08:18:29 PMStarmer needs to get some dank 420 jokes in before he's scooped by whoever is running the lib dems.

A three million investment for youth outreach and shifts in online culture and digital natives leads Kier Starmer to change the banner of Labours twitter account to the Hamster Dance and drop the following zinger during PMQs: "Caaaaan the Prime Minister really deny he dropped the ball on this one, or perhaps Mr T has eaten his balls"

Starmer claims the centre ground like dehierarchised digital nomad he needs to be to win

Video Game Fan 2000

"Prime Minister, PRIME MINISTER: what does the fox say?"

Labour pays for a Beano frontpage of Starmer yelling "Leroy Jenkins!" and cannonballing through a picketline

frajer

Quote from: Ferris on June 28, 2022, 09:07:25 PMHe's naff enough to make partridge-style 007 references about his front bench.

License to kill... deficits!

My opponent thinks he's Casino Royale (2006) but he's actually Casino Royale (1967)!

Video Game Fan 2000

Kier Starmer muttering "like a boss" to himself as he accidentally knots his thumb into his tie