A serial lawbreaking liar - Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson scandal thread 2

[idunnosomename]

I'd like to see Alexander Billy de Pfeffel Bunter wriggle his wa.. oh

[Sebastian Cobb]

Rishi Sunak gone now too.

So he has.

The public rightly expect government to be conducted properly, competently and seriously.

I recognise this may be my last ministerial job, but I believe these standards are worth fighting for and that is why I am resigning.

My letter to the Prime Minister below.

https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1544368323625947137

[WhoMe]

Bollocks, was hoping Boris would cling on and fuck them at the next election but that'll be him gone now surely

[shoulders]

Ah, our faithful tv media are stopping to give this attention. About as impromptu as a Christmas  pantomime. What a performance, what a joke.

[Fambo Number Mive]

One major task for the left is not to let the next Tory PM try to sweep all this under the carpet, as I'm sure Labour wont be able to stop them.

[Inspector Norse]

Just announced that in a radical cabinet shakeup, Nadine Dorries is now Minister for Everything

[Sebastian Cobb]

Holy shit!
https://twitter.com/pritipatel/status/1544020712192704513

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69!

[Fambo Number Mive]

I'm sure Johnson will try to cling on for a bit longer. Thatcher did when Lawson and Howe resigned.

[idunnosomename]

Forever remembered for preventing the threat of Corbynism well I agree with baldy übermensch on that

[BritishHobo]

SURELY.

PLEASE.

[Indomitable Spirit]

Emma Kennedy wins again

[TrenterPercenter]

Just announced that in a radical cabinet shakeup, Nadine Dorries is now Minister for Everything

I just made a joke in another group that I wouldn't put it past him to give Dorries a shotgun and promote her to Chancellor.


All of this was nailed on after the VONC.  Lots of things will unravel with this there is a mini epoch imploding here that includes Brexit (or atleast the form of Brexit talk we've seen so far) and a move on from Covid.  Also the strongman babbler approach has been shown wanting so now there will be need for a new approach.

[jobotic]

What about Ukraine?

[imitationleather]

It gets worse for Boris. Liz Truss has said she's 100% behind him.

[jobotic]

Need him forced out then the filth to fine Starmer.

Perfect

[TrenterPercenter]

It would have been better for Labour if he stayed but now he is going I hope it is as brutal as possible.

[jobotic]

Nadine Dorries is at home right now drinking like a pissed up mentalist.

[Buelligan]

Of course she is.  Say what you like about her, she won't let a little thing like this upset her routine.

It gets worse for Boris. Liz Truss has said she's 100% behind him.

She always reminds me of a toxic fungus.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Will Johnson have to stay on during the leadership election or does Raab take over? Can't remember how it worked under May.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Nadine Dorries is at home right now drinking like a pissed up mentalist.

Hope there's some more resignations so she's one of the few left to be put in front of cameras and say it's all fine.

[idunnosomename]

He's just going to put Michael Fabricant as health secretary

[BritishHobo]

Who are they going to mass behind then? Who's the big heavy-hitter? Fucking Gove?

[Zetetic]

EGG GONE

[Zetetic]

Do you actually need any ministers? There are clearly some that you don't have to have.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Mark Harper is calling Javid and Sunak "honourable men". They are determined to pin it all on Johnson, when everyone who supported him, from cabinet ministers to Tory voters, is partly to blame.

[Buelligan]

Who are they going to mass behind then? Who's the big heavy-hitter? Fucking Gove?

I think the new weirdofash like Gove but now Cummings is dead they're pretty fucked, aren't they?

[TrenterPercenter]

Brilliant.  He is going to stay and fight, as much damage as possible please Johnson.

Probably going to go with the "trying to steal Brexit" tactic from the bunker.

[Zetetic]

Who are they going to mass behind then? Who's the big heavy-hitter? Fucking Gove?

Rishi's basically fine, isn't he?

(Edit: "Fine" in the sense that the Tories will take him as PM.)

[idunnosomename]

Its time to get the queen involved i think. Put all her life energy into one final attack to defeat him. Charles becomes our new president.