A serial lawbreaking liar - Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson scandal thread 2

[jobotic]

Gullis has resigned. Can't serve under Johnson's brand of woke cultural Marxist leftism.

[BlodwynPig]

For an hour.

I did threaten that earlier this week, but in relation to a couple of unrelated things.

[Zetetic]

Oh.

[Zetetic]

There's a page or two left for names.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Chris Pincher's going to be kicking himself if a job in Morocco's just come up

https://youtu.be/D8qOh_bpEZc?t=87

[jamiefairlie]

I think he's done in one way or another. His tearful departure in the back of a car should be glorious.

Nah he'll be all googly eyed getting a nosh in the back seat

[Ferris]

I did threaten that earlier this week, but in relation to a couple of unrelated things.

If you go, does that mean they'll be hiring?

[Spode]

Johnson should do a Walter White and just pop the shops completely bollocko.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

HIGNFY already trying to book him again

[idunnosomename]

Gullis is literally just a shouting man with a beard

[BlodwynPig]

If you go, does that mean they'll be hiring?

No hiring and spending freeze

[elliszeroed]

The Prime Minister does not have to be a serving MP or member of the House of Lords... This is Chuka's big chance. Destiny's calling, but will he pick up the phone?

[idunnosomename]

did you ever meet Sajid Blodders. did you slap him on the head like Benny Hill did

[Spode]

The Prime Minister does not have to be a serving MP or member of the House of Lords... This is Chuka's big chance. Destiny's calling, but will he pick up the phone?

Still sat in Nando's waiting for someone to take his order.

[shoulders]

The timing re: Pincher seems interesting. This isn't the sort of story that would have overly damaged him before so it implies all sorts of dirt hiding under the surface.

Why didn't Javid and Sunak do this at the no confidence vote? It would definitely have worked.

[jobotic]

Gullis is literally just a shouting man with a beard

And all he can shout is WOKE

I prefer Johnson to Gullis.

[phes]

Asked if it's a leadership pitch by Rishi Sunak and Sajid Javid to resign, he [Mogg] adds

"You might think that; I couldn't possibly comment"

Not cool

[vanilla.coffee]

It's now or never...

[BlodwynPig]

did you ever meet Sajid Blodders. did you slap him on the head like Benny Hill did

colleague was going to l*bby him tomorrow after c*mmings latest bl*g

[Buelligan]

If I got the top job, I'd go straight into an election whilst bouyed on the love of a grateful nation and fuck Starmer so hard up his lying arse.  This is the way the tories could win again, by tying Starmer's provable lies to Johnson's and saying the whole lot, the old lot, were rotten. 

The timing re: Pincher seems interesting. This isn't the sort of story that would have overly damaged him before so it implies all sorts of dirt hiding under the surface.

I'm guessing Cummings has a rolling plan, only when Carrie and Johnson are whipped, naked, through the streets to the scaffold, will he rest.

[elliszeroed]

Still sat in Nando's waiting for someone to take his order.

So waiting on his wings, rather than in the wings.

[RenegadeScrew]

Nah he'll be all googly eyed getting a nosh in the back seat

And to think it all started with hope and humility, acting like a tool on HIGNFY.

[Psybro]

Johnson's downfall has ended up dragging on with endless anticlimax like the Buu Saga.  There you go, a reference everyone will get.

I swear to God that Dan Hodges had an article this weekend entitled 'Boris is still the man to lead Britain' which was wiped from history shortly after it became clear he was going to stick to his guns on Ol Pinchy.

[idunnosomename]

And all he can shout is WOKE

I prefer Johnson to Gullis.

thats like saying I prefer a punch in the balls to a dead slug

[jobotic]

I have said that and I stand by it

[bgmnts]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-62049705

Rishi and Javid GONE.

Has to be fucked now, even in this post-accountability post-truth world.

What's mental is that at some point they DID have faith in Johnson to run a country, despite having no ability and being a pathological liar.

[kittens]

breaking news from bgmnts

[dannyfc]

https://twitter.com/beardedgenius/status/1533906392800804865?s=21&t=-GCFpawo_xxlYnW4KADUhw

[David Pielingtonburygrot]

colleague was going to l*bby him tomorrow after c*mmings latest bl*g

This code seems impenetrable, can anyone assist?

[Captain Z]

"No PM can survive the resignation of two senior cabinet ministers like that."

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"Wow, I can't believe he survived the resignation of two senior cabinet ministers like that."