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Quote from: Brundle-Fly on May 10, 2022, 03:07:47 PMCompo's Gone And Lost His Wellies. Useless cunt.
Quote from: Gurke and Hare on May 11, 2022, 12:58:22 AMI'm 50 years old in a couple of weeks you know. It's pathetic.
Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on May 11, 2022, 09:55:20 AMdreamed about photoshopping this last night, so thought id make my dreams a reality:
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Quote from: Huxleys Babkins on May 09, 2022, 09:47:54 AMThe day we all feared is finally upon us... London Bridge Is DownDOWN TO FUCK
Quote from: Icehaven on May 12, 2022, 11:14:13 AMQuote from: Harry Badger on May 12, 2022, 09:50:24 AMSeems to me that Jack Monroe makes a lot of noise, tells a lot of liesAnd gets down tonight.
Quote from: Harry Badger on May 12, 2022, 09:50:24 AMSeems to me that Jack Monroe makes a lot of noise, tells a lot of lies
Quote from: non capisco on May 12, 2022, 11:51:00 PMBenny from ABBA is one of the few celebrities I have ever hallucinated, in this case due to food poisoning. It was him in the room playing Dancing Queen on his piano, winking and singing 'Time to be sick again!' to the DANANG-NANANG-NANANG frill. He shares that honour with Darnell the albino bloke from Big Brother series 9 and Bez from Happy Mondays with a sweeping lizard-like tail (both sleep paralysis)
Quote from: Jittlebags on May 14, 2022, 01:32:39 AMMidshite ExpressShite at the Museum
Quote from: Clatty McCutcheon on May 12, 2022, 07:42:29 PMYears ago there was a taxi driver in my home town who was the spitting image of the King from a set of playing cards - specifically the King of Spades design that you get in a lot of packs.Just imagine the King of Spades behind the wheel of a burgundy-coloured Ford Sierra and you've basically seen this guy for yourself.
Quote from: non capisco on May 13, 2022, 10:36:27 AMI've had a few supposed doppelgangers over the years. When I moved to the Penge area 15 years ago I was forever being greeted by people who thought I was some character who went by the name of Cheeky D. The guy behind the counter in the first shop I went in shook his head indulgently and said "Oh, Cheeky D!" A few days afterwards a whole carload of youths shouted "Cheeky D!" at me. A woman on her way out of a pub when I was on my way in told me "You're not as funny as you think you are, you know". At first I thought she might post on here but she then muttered "Fucking Cheeky D, man." It died out over the years until a brief resurgence when a little kid in the doorway of Pizza Mania on Maple Road wagged his finger at me and went "Cheeky Deeeeeeeeeeee!". The little kid didn't look old enough to have been knocking about during the original era of Cheeky D so I can only imagine this fucker is still about, or was three years ago. He seems to inspire a varied set of reactions in people.
Quote from: Replies From View on May 13, 2022, 12:23:16 PMI once saw a baby in a pram who looked like Mr Muscle.
Quote from: non capisco on May 14, 2022, 12:01:38 PMCheers flote. My favourite from that thread was the schoolkid who looked like the Midlands Bank griffin.
Quote from: Poobum on May 14, 2022, 10:31:13 PMIs Mika who Jimmy Carr is trying to look like with all the surgery? Is he planning to usurp him?
Quote from: imitationleather on May 15, 2022, 12:03:29 AMWish Russia had fucking invaded us.
Quote from: Captain Z on May 15, 2022, 12:08:30 AMSouthgate out
Quote from: imitationleather on May 14, 2022, 11:12:57 PMRylan and Jimmy White better get working on their presenting patter for '23
Quote from: badaids on May 14, 2022, 11:14:04 PMI bet you Corden would stuck his snout in somewhere.
Quote from: imitationleather on May 14, 2022, 11:16:54 PMHopefully a really aggressive terminal illness will save us from that.
Quote from: Icehaven on May 15, 2022, 09:14:43 AMJust also remembered one of the art teachers accidentally ran over his own daughter and she died, and for some reason this made him find God.
Quote from: pigamus on May 15, 2022, 12:24:23 PMThat's some satnav the fella had there
Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on May 15, 2022, 10:19:21 AMBanger of an excuse, and you've laid a nice time stamped alibi down here also
Quote from: Sonny_Jim on February 05, 2021, 11:49:15 AMWhat happens if they have a wank inverted after they've been shot? Does it make them shoot bullets out of their willy?
Quote from: Fr.Bigley on May 16, 2022, 10:55:18 AMYou always were a snivelling little suck up, I never liked you in my class and your photos were shit. Next time you corner me in a supermarket car park I'll fucking drop you.
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