Eurovision Song Contest 2022 - Russines eunt domus

[imitationleather]

lol Norton's comment about that astronaut's hair.

Norton has smashed it tonight. People who still go on about Wogan need to get with the programme.

[danwho9]

Ursula von der Leyen wishes she had the job of Executive Supervisor.

[Poobum]

Dutch guy sleeping rough tonight?

[bgmnts]

lol Norton's comment about that astronaut's hair.

Norton has smashed it tonight. People who still go on about Wogan need to get with the programme.

Yeah wont lie as an outsider his commentary had me chuckling.

[sevendaughters]

Norton knows how to have enough early 90s catty Norton and enough 10s luvvie Norton, the real commentariat is right here on COOKD AND BOMBD DOT CO DOT UK

[Mr_Simnock]

first 3 countries and votes from all 3, shit what is happening

[greencalx]

The San Marinans like the bottoms.

Anyway, saved from nil points ignominy at least.

[Captain Z]

Fucking Greece!?

Rpt x40

[badaids]

I bet Switzerland give Greece 12 points, huge support from the Dignitas contingent.

[bgmnts]

Ukraine getting nothing from Dutch hahaha

If a ballad wins we riot.

Serbia yesss

[imitationleather]

CONFIRMED: Europe loves arses

[jobotic]

Boris dun that

[Mr_Simnock]

shitting tits whats going on

[sevendaughters]

lol UK 12 points aaahahahah we didn't even help you Ukraine you dumb shits

glad that sexy Go_A woman is alive

[greencalx]

I think we're going to see a lot of bottoms next year. Can't wait.

[bgmnts]

Remember kids, if you want to do well in life, be really sexy.

[danwho9]

BOZZA BRINGS US YOUROVISION VICTORY

[badaids]

Come on Spain. Those are world class mudflaps we got on display.

[bgmnts]

Yes! Who knew sending military aid to Ukraine would finally pay off!

[imitationleather]

We're deffo getting nuked now. Thanks a lot Ukraine you bastards.

[imitationleather]

Always hated Estonia.

[badaids]

Remember last year when one of the countries got bollocked for talking loads of political bollocks and taking ages to award their points.

Fuck off UK can't win, please no.

[bgmnts]

Interesting to see which countries love the arse.

A UK win will make me so sad.

[greencalx]

Child is incensed. He was backing Norway.

[Mr_Simnock]

12 points from Azerbaijan? What the holy shit

[Wonderful Butternut]

Fucking Brexitland going to win.

[jobotic]

What are Lithuania doing down there?

[sevendaughters]

ALWAYS SAID SAM RYDER (SEAN'S KID) WAS THE BEST UK POP STAR SINCE SONIA

[confettiinmyhair]

Babylon Zoo taught us that people love space man.

[badaids]

The UK entry was shit, when did people stop hating us?