The Late Late James Corden (Edit: Leaves the Late Late Show)

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Corden Cored and...

James Corden has his innards removed with a giant apple corer while speaking to a variety of exciting celebrity guests on a giant revolving stage. At the end of the show, the celebrity guest selects a child from the audience to put Corden's entrails back in.

[Cold Meat Platter]

James Corden's Jim Corr Den. He's got a wanking den like Richard Herring had about Andrea Corr but about the man Corr, Stew

[Swift]

Corden Zola - James Corden and Gianfranco Zola eat cheeses from around the world

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Commissioner Corden - James Corden stands on a roof in the howling miserable rain for six hours then Batman appears and kicks the living daylights out of him

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Cord-on

A group of 10 z-list celebrities take turns jumping out of an aeroplane with parachutes of which 1 has had the cord to open it removed, the unfortunate one will perish but get a James Corden proclaiming "that one didnt have the CORD-ON" playing over the credits as they bounce into the sea

[Jumblegraws]

Traffic Corden - pedestrians compete to be the first to successfully push Corden into the path of oncoming vehicles on Putney Bridge.

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Police Corden - James replaces Sting on a US tour of classic Police hits whilst also on the beat with local law enforcement

[Kankurette]

Corden the Gofer - Corden roadies for Morrissey until Morrissey catches him eating a cheeky bacon sandwich and has him executed

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Corden Bleu - each week James Corden learns the repertoire and style of a 1970s or 1980s blue comedian, and tries out the act to a diverse modern audience of twenty-something students. Afterwards there is a three hour question and answer session where James must defend the material as if it were his own, broadening the minds of the audience.

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Corden's Ramsy Kitchen Nightmares - James Corden is locked overnight in a pub kitchen with a load of boisterous rams.

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Flash Corden - Celebrities tell anecdotes to James Corden and if he responds with a high pitched "Ha Ha HAAAAAAAA!" he is required to drink bleach.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

I Remember the 90s with James Corden: a recreation of the Tango advert he was in, but with real megaphones and sixty minutes long. Afterwards, another Q&A session with students where he has to pretend the concept for the advert was his own and he still thinks its good.

An Amazon exclusive.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Corden III: The Search for Spock.

[Famous Mortimer]

Recorden Studio

A bunch of people make songs about how shit he is. He's the producer in the studio and has to pretend he finds it all funny.

[non capisco]

Germs Corden - It turns out James Corden has used all his talk show money to build a fully operational bioweapons laboratory with the ability to rain down slow and painful death on the entirety of any nation at any time he chooses. Holding planet earth in the palm of his arrogant hand he insists on the instillation of loudspeaker towers crossing the length and breadth of all inhabited regions of the world, all transmitting his trademark high pitched insincere "Ha Ha HAAAAAA!" at random bursts three times each minute. There is no-one to save us from this raw new dystopia, we are all just frantic ants scurrying purposelessly under the sole of James Corden's boot.

Jams Corden - James Corden casts a wry eye over the history of jam.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

How about Lesbian Vampire Killers 2?

[Replies From View]

Just for the record I think that this lazy fatphobic stuff is pretty rank, even if corden did a bad telly and wasn't funny and seems insincere, makes Corden look like the good Guy compared to you lot, or like some sort of Nathan Barleyesque in-group who thinks they're well edgy

Do some jokes about what a nasty and insincere prick he is instead

His entire act is "being a talentless fat bloke".  He is the one who has turned being overweight into his sole contribution to society.

Plus imagining him being wedged in a giant funnel installed painfully close to his bedroom is just calming.  Anyone else would be able to climb out of that funnel, but gravity is holding him in!

Picture him impotently bellowing with rage!  It's bliss!

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Sword on Corden's Hard-on in the Shard

Presented by James Corden, this is a game show with James Corden as the only contestant.  He just stands there with an erect penis and a sword leaning against it until it goes limp and the sword just kind of glides off.

It's in the top floor of the Shard, so there's some spectacular views.  No words, just the CLANG as the sword falls away hitting against the floor or furniture, and then the rummaging, scuffling sounds of Corden crouching down to pick it back up and try to lean it once again against his newly erect penis.

Every time the sword starts leaning against Corden's penis a timer appears on screen which starts counting up, then it immediately resets when the sword falls.

With Corden being the presenter and sole contestant there's a strong vibe of 'self-isolation covid times' about this project, but it's only because nobody wants to work with him (everyone suspects).

Every episode is an hour long and there are eight episodes in season 1.

[PlanktonSideburns]

His entire act is "being a talentless fat bloke".  He is the one who has turned being overweight into his sole contribution to society.

Plus imagining him being wedged in a giant funnel installed painfully close to his bedroom is just calming.  Anyone else would be able to climb out of that funnel, but gravity is holding him in!

Picture him impotently bellowing with rage!  It's bliss!

Interesting points, just cos corden does it, does that mean we should too? It's like you've caught the corden virus - what's next? Replies cracks wise with semi famous guys in a car made of pies? Best form of revenge is living well

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Interesting points, just cos corden does it, does that mean we should too? It's like you've caught the corden virus - what's next? Replies cracks wise with semi famous guys in a car made of pies? Best form of revenge is living well

ok then think of Willy Wonka except it's James Corden wedged up in that pipe and Gene Wilder is quite fine with it

do you agree with Gene Wilder's way of doing things or would you prefer to side with James Corden, who is only in that predicament because he was breaking the rules by the way.

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[PlanktonSideburns]

Certainly food for thought

[tourism]

ok then think of Willy Wonka except it's James Corden wedged up in that pipe and Gene Wilder is quite fine with it

do you agree with Gene Wilder's way of doing things or would you prefer to side with James Corden, who is only in that predicament because he was breaking the rules by the way.

it's more like this imo https://youtu.be/fRXvRarSqUA?t=7

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it's more like this imo https://youtu.be/fRXvRarSqUA?t=7

I think that would be a bit out of order.

Try to picture it more as a man who is formed almost entirely of lipids, held together by surface tension and trying to invent a new way of descending a staircase.  Most likely invertebrate.  His face isn't properly anchored to the surface of whatever he is - it's gliding gently across him like a crisp packet on a very still lake.  Not noticeable at first, but when you realise it's happening, it's vaguely disturbing.


See what I mean?  And Gene Wilder is there as well, don't forget.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

James' Gor Den - James Corden presents a series of lectures on the notoriously misogynistic Gor fantasy novels. These have a very personal tone as he explains to the audience how much they mean to him, how he thinks they are really good and he agrees with the worldview they espouse. The audience are selected from his family members, former employees and people who hold a "favourable to very favourable" opinion of Jeremy Corbyn. Featuring Jonathan Ross.

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Poor Deed:  Sordid Gordon Pours Lawn Feed on Corden's Garden

James Corden doesn't even want lawn feed to be poured on his garden in this hilarious take on 'playing pranks on someone'.  But every time he steps out of his patio door, hey presto, lo and behold he senses somebody scampering off and there is a distinct smell of lawn feed in the air.

The lawn feeder is none other than Sordid Gordon - James Corden's secret nemesis.  What a 'Poor Deed' this promises to be - one poor deed.... many times over!!!

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Corden Freeman - James Corden arrives late again for his assignment in the Anomalous Materials Laboratory at the top secret Black Mesa Research Facility, and proceeds to make an absolute fucking botch of everything, endangering humanity and altering the very fabric of space/time itself.

[Brundle-Fly]

Lizzie Corden  True Crime. James drags up in 19th century ladies clothes, commits double parricide with an axe and gets away with it.

[tourism]

corden a web - spiderman batters him

si-corden-y weaver - idk. something about aliens

[ImmaculateClump]

Corden In Python

James Corden is knocked out, a handheld computer pushed into his top pocket, an oxygen mask strapped to his face, and then he is swallowed by a python.

When he comes to, he has the time before the snakes stomach acid kills him to use the python programming language to code a rudimentary, but working clone of the game "snake" complete with high score leaderboard.

If he manages his task, he is cut free from the snake and kicked to fuck by builders.