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My nudity

Started by popcorn, February 19, 2020, 03:25:54 PM

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Ferris

#60
February 16, 2023, 11:35:36 PM
Quote from: popcorn on February 16, 2023, 09:39:56 PMmy penis

Like a malevolent conch shell with a terrible wasting disease.

popcorn

#61
May 03, 2023, 04:59:32 PM
I am in prison now. :-(

Ferris

#62
May 03, 2023, 05:31:16 PM
Quote from: Ferris on February 16, 2023, 11:35:36 PMLike a malevolent conch shell with a terrible wasting disease.

I have no memory of writing this but it's quite funny. Well done, me.

popcorn

#63
May 03, 2023, 05:37:22 PM
It's strange because those are exactly the words the judge used.

Glebe

#64
May 03, 2023, 08:28:43 PM
This sh**p still nude?

pancreas

#65
May 04, 2023, 02:37:58 AM
What does this say about modern society, popcorn?

idunnosomename

#66
May 04, 2023, 10:47:46 AM
Quote from: curiousoranges on February 16, 2023, 09:48:39 PMHitler considers rewrite.
about time his book was rubbish

popcorn

#67
May 04, 2023, 11:43:51 PM
Quote from: pancreas on May 04, 2023, 02:37:58 AMWhat does this say about modern society, popcorn?

well I think it's a very sad state of affairs.

popcorn

#68
September 10, 2023, 03:39:14 AM
I have escaped prison by strapping myself nude to the underside of a lorry.

selectivememory

#69
September 10, 2023, 02:17:56 PM
Wait, what did you use to strap yourself? 😱

idunnosomename

#70
September 10, 2023, 02:39:58 PM
Surely a strap is an item of clothing, so you were not nude

Edit unless you strapped yourself on with your penis.

Glebe

#71
September 10, 2023, 05:25:03 PM

popcorn

#72
September 12, 2023, 09:41:04 AM
I just held on. While nude

I'm sorry, is there something you find distasteful as I reclaim my freedom in this way?

Glebe

#73
September 14, 2023, 09:55:28 PM
You're covered in fleece. That's not nudity!

idunnosomename

#74
September 14, 2023, 09:57:40 PM
you said you were strapped. that is not holding on. there is a whiff of disinformation in this thread overall. I don't think you're nude - at all!

Glebe

#75
September 14, 2023, 10:04:17 PM
"Baaaaaaaaa!!"

"What was that? Must be my imagination! 'I been driving all night my hand's wet on the wheel...'"

popcorn

#76
September 15, 2023, 09:13:17 PM
Why is it that shaming of my nudity is still a thing in 2023?

popcorn

#77
September 15, 2023, 09:18:52 PM
Quote from: idunnosomename on September 14, 2023, 09:57:40 PMI don't think you're nude - at all!

Oh yeah?

Then what do you call... these??

popcorn

#79
September 15, 2023, 10:09:51 PM
And this?

Glebe

#80
September 15, 2023, 10:50:15 PM
Please, a nude sheep has escaped.

Glebe

#82
September 16, 2023, 05:10:14 PM
The fleece is growing back following the shearing. Nude no more!

popcorn

#83
September 19, 2023, 11:25:42 AM
Fascinating logic.

I can't imagine being this dull and obtuse.

Your reading comprehension is poor.

Video Game Fan 2000

#84
September 19, 2023, 11:43:29 AM
im nude da ba de da ba da

madhair60

#85
September 19, 2023, 03:03:03 PM
Kids about pal. Kids

Glebe

#87
September 19, 2023, 06:32:41 PM

Glebe

#88
September 19, 2023, 06:33:42 PM

Glebe

#89
September 20, 2023, 10:31:03 PM
Any updates? It's been a while since the sheep went nuddie!
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