EUROVISION 2019!

[Morrison Lard]

Night lads and lasses.
Great thread.
Same time next year!

[imitationleather]

Wasn't even close. LOL.

The Dutch song was a load of fucking wank anyway. Boooo-urns.

[BlodwynPig]

who won?

and more importantly UK bottom please?

[jobotic]

We were robbed, The Netherlands were just as dull as us.

[mothman]

Oh well, it's not Russia anyway.

[Camp Tramp]

who won?

and more importantly UK bottom please?

Your desire granted.

[Danger Man]

Music lost but the Eurovision won

[imitationleather]

Australia had a shocker.

[hedgehog90]

THE LOOK ON SWEDEN'S FACE!!!
Priceless.

[BlodwynPig]

Even the Eurovision website doesn't have a scoreboard

[Birdie]

Wonder if they'll edit that out of the YouTube video later?

[Birdie]

THE LOOK ON SWEDEN'S FACE!!!
Priceless.

He thought it was in the bag, huh.

See you next year, lads.

[greencalx]

There is a child who never wants to have anything to do with the Netherlands.

[imitationleather]

Madonna had a Palestine flag as part of her performance as well. I hope she will be joining Iceland in their episode in the next series of Banged Up Abroad.

[jobotic]

Wonder what Iceland would have pulled out of the bag if they'd won.

Oh well, it was worth it for Madonna

[BlodwynPig]

Anyone with a scoreboard link?

I see Netherlands were favourites, I wonder if they won? Anyone?

[Danger Man]

Wonder what Iceland would have pulled out of the bag if they'd won.

A dildo

A big one

[BlodwynPig]

The internet these days - just cock teasing and never giving results...

HERE IS A POINTLESS SIDE STORY, SCROLL DOWN FOR RESULTS

*SCROLL DOWN*

OOOH MADONNA WOWS AUDIENCE IN DARING EUROVISION ROUTINE...2013!!!!!

[Crabwalk]

I passed out during Madonna's performance and only woke up for the last few scores.

The semis are always where it's at anyway.

Later dweebs.

[mothman]

So what's the deal with the Belarusian jury?

[BlodwynPig]

I passed out during Madonna's performance and only woke up for the last few scores.

The semis are always where it's at anyway.

Later dweebs.

RESULT TABLE PLEASE, COCKTEASE

[chveik]

Anyone with a scoreboard link?

I see Netherlands were favourites, I wonder if they won? Anyone?

wikipedia. and yes, they won

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision_Song_Contest_2019

[imitationleather]

So what's the deal with the Belarusian jury?

They were a proper Stephen Lee set of results. I hope the authorities will be piss testing and checking betting patterns.

[DrGreggles]

THE LOOK ON SWEDEN'S FACE!!!
Priceless.

[bomb_dog]

The final shots did seem a bit unnecessarily cruel. At least they cut away quite quickly.

[hedgehog90]

From hyperventilating with excitement to THAT FACE in about 2 seconds.
It was amazing.
You could almost hear the brakes screeching.

[BlodwynPig]

Since becoming a member of the "Big 5" (9 years), the UK's accumulated scores are still 100 odd points lower than Netherlands' tonight.

Joke - relegate the fuckers.

[PlanktonSideburns]

just watched all these songs.

i am now a 100% racist

[BlodwynPig]

Oh and for all those fuckers moaning about block voting

Most points given in the grand finals only (UK)
1. Ireland   253

Most points received (UK)
1. Ireland   249

SCREW YOU NORTON AND EVERYONE ELSE

[bomb_dog]

https://mobile.twitter.com/stebbisnaer/status/1129888748295139328

They did say please, though.