Had anus detection functionality removed from my radar - no longer interested

[poo]

Not really. I've actually had anus detection functionality massively upgraded at great expense and I'm more interested than ever.


I can now detect an anus at 10km in thick fog.

[Glebe]

[Fambo Number Mive]

Have you ever tracked an anus across open country?

[Theoretical Dentist]

I've always found the problem with anus detection is that the radar beam passes through thr anus, bounces around the rectum for what seems like an eternity, and when it finally emerges the detector thinks it's hundreds of times further away than it actually is. Then you turn round and there's an anus virtually on top of you.

[shoulders]

All this tech dazzles but obscures the original art of anus detection. If I had the choice between some old man who has been hunting anus his entire life and some bleeping stick, I know who I'd choose.

[Mr Eggs]

Dowsing for Anus doesn't work so don't even bother.

[kalowski]

It's nice to meet a fellow anus collector. (I'm assuming you're a collector with this kind of radar functionality and not one of those middle aged men who just uses it at the weekend.)
I've been collecting for years. Most of mine are fairly average but I have got a Greenland '78 and, believe it or not, a fully functioning Eisenhower from 1943. Still has the ruby inset
What's your favourite stuff?

[Theoretical Dentist]

Dowsing for Anus doesn't work so don't even bother.

I would be worried about it working too well – the dowsing rod heading straight for the centre of the anus, pulling you behind it as you frantically attempt to obtain consent. Sometimes you just want to detect an anus and leave your options open as to what you do with it.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Have you ever watched Anus Detectorists?

[BlodwynPig]

The Anus Roadshow is hosted by the biggest anus on TV.

[Theoretical Dentist]

Have you ever watched Anus Detectorists?

I liked it in the last Christmas special when

Spoiler alert

they detected the Holy Hole, the anus Christ rimmed at the Last Orgy.

Blasphemy alert

It was the anus of Judas Iscariot.

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[frajer]

I found an anus by pure happenstance when out walking in the woods one dewy morn.

Went and got the fancy app and I haven't had a sniff of anus since!

[kalowski]

I found an anus by pure happenstance when out walking in the woods one dewy morn.

Went and got the fancy app and I haven't had a sniff of anus since!

You didn't get Pokémanus Go did you? Notoriously buggy.

[frajer]

You didn't get Pokémanus Go did you? Notoriously buggy.

Pokémanus? I hardly knew an anus!

[pancreas]

Have you ever watched Anus Detectorists?

It's on the list. Still on my Anus Cop rewatch

[Mr Eggs]

I would be worried about it working too well – the dowsing rod heading straight for the centre of the anus, pulling you behind it as you frantically attempt to obtain consent. Sometimes you just want to detect an anus and leave your options open as to what you do with it.

I reckon MY anus was fucking the process. I'll try using a robot to dowse for anus in the future (If I can find a robot without an anus).

[kalowski]

I reckon MY anus was fucking the process. I'll try using a robot to dowse for anus in the future (If I can find a robot without an anus).

I know of a cyborg with a painted on anus.

[Mr Eggs]

I can cover that up by holding my bowler hat over it.