Weekend in Hoth - advice?

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Hi all,
I've just booked a mini break to the ice planet Hoth from the film Star Wars. Does anyone have any recommendations for bars and museums and stuff like that? Will be entirely reliant on public transport, and would appreciate advice on child friendly activities for my 3 year old son.
Cheers!

[frajer]

*gets on bus and sniffs*

I thought they smelt bad on the outside!

[Gob Shine Algorithm]

Make sure you take creature big enough to hide your mate in

[Glebe]

There's lots to do on the popular frozen ice planet! For starters, you can-

[Gob Shine Algorithm]

🎵 🎶 WAMPA there it is WAMPA there it is ♫ ♬ ♭

[Glebe]

Enjoy wonderful spa treatments like being hung upside down in an ice cave!

[mechanical blood goat]

Hope you don't mind sleeping inside a big kangaroo goat thing

[Russ L]

Brighton and Hoth Albion.

[bgmnts]

HOTH IS FOR PUSSIES!

[famethrowa]

Your Tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker. Bon voyage!

[kalowski]

We can arrange for you to kiss a wookie.

[Theoretical Dentist]

If your expectations about Hoth come mainly from The Empire Strikes Back, remember that it was set a long time ago. It's also in a galaxy far, far away, so it'll take ages to get there, but presumably you've already factored that into your travel plans. My point is that Hoth has changed a lot since the film. The rebel base shown in the film, for example, is now a jizz club (as in cum, not the musical genre) and at the current rate will probably be completely full by the time you get there.

[Glebe]

Just got an excellent price on an Airbnb!

[Glebe]

The rebel base shown in the film, for example, is now a jizz club (as in cum, not the musical genre) and at the current rate will probably be completely full by the time you get there.

[dissolute ocelot]

Watch out! Thanks to global warming it's now the Slightly Warmer Ice Planet Hoth.

[Ferris]

Hoth? Should ruddy well call it colth!!

No but seriously you can bring lightsabers on the plane as long as they're under 10cm/3.8" and they can be handy.

[Glebe]

To Hoth and Back.