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Duke of Deadinburgh

Started by Huxleys Babkins, April 09, 2021, 12:05:42 PM

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Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: Enzo on April 09, 2021, 12:43:25 PM
Corbyn on the serious wind up tweeting about Bolivia. Love it!

Fucking yes

Icehaven

Quote from: Norton Canes on April 09, 2021, 12:12:36 PM
Better not postpone Top of the Pops tonight

What? No! They wouldn't, would they?

greencalx

Knew something was up when we turned R3 on for lunch and it had been taken over by Boris trying to sound statesmanlike. Thank goodness for internet radio!

Child is very concerned that the media blackout has ended in time for The Simpsons.

Fambo Number Mive

Will we be asked to clap for the Duke? Will people make weird tributes like they did for Captain Tom?

Norton Canes

Quote from: icehaven on April 09, 2021, 12:46:18 PM
What? No! They wouldn't, would they?

Fucking furious if they do. Hammering refresh on their BBC Four schedule for today

Good job it's not an episode with Prince - Gett Off

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Blue Jam on April 09, 2021, 12:23:09 PM
Please be upstanding for our national anthem:

https://youtu.be/33SjUj4J5BU

Radio 1 actually played this apparently. Things are going to get very normal aren't they?

GoblinAhFuckScary


Icehaven

The TV guide on BBC 1 is still saying the programme that should have been on, "Paramedics On Scene" :D

ajsmith2

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on April 09, 2021, 12:46:55 PM
Radio 1 actually played this apparently. Things are going to get very normal aren't they?

Radio 1 played 'Bingo' by Catch today?

idunnosomename

Quote from: Keebleman on April 09, 2021, 12:45:35 PM
Aw, poor you.  Must be tough having to live among little people!
most normal people dont give a shit about an old cunt dying. it's fuckers like the BBC and sir kier and the pricks who run the country im talking about

Butchers Blind

Check the news, now's a good time for the Tories to hide stuff.

Crabwalk

He fucked a queen what have u done


Seedsy

Rangers football club abandoning their social media boycott against racism to send condolences for the passing of a bone fide racist is wonderful stuff

Gulftastic

They keep talking about his sacrifice on the news.

I assume he died blowing up an asteroid like Bruce Willis or something,

PaulTMA

He's gonna be up in heaven right now, rockin' together with Mark Keds <3


Crabwalk

They won't need to cremate him to turn him into ashes. Just blow on him a bit.

imitationleather

I can't believe it.

He looked a picture of health last time we saw him.

idunnosomename

why waste the perfect embalming he's been going through for the past couple decades


mothman

Quote from: Crabwalk on April 09, 2021, 12:54:17 PM
They won't need to cremate him to turn him into ashes. Just blow on him a bit.

Yeah but then there's the possibility that Tony Stark might snap his fingers and bring him back.

Harry Badger

Quote from: Norton Canes on April 09, 2021, 12:30:38 PM
What's the press's obit euphemism for 'racist cunt'?

Witchell mentioned his 'gaffes'

lankyguy95

Quote from: Harry Badger on April 09, 2021, 12:57:28 PM
Witchell mentioned his 'gaffes'
Apparently he let off one hell of a gaffe at ten past seven this morning.

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

I'm sure the media will respect Phillo's wish for a funeral with minimal fuss by making minimal fuss about his funeral

jobotic

I can't hear any wailing. Getting some Stellas then I'm going to find out what's going on.

Wonderful Butternut

You're all being so mean. Have some respect for the dead.


Lol j/k.

Gulftastic


Zetetic

Political campaigning suspended in Wales.

Gulftastic

He was the racist old Granddad of hearts.