Phil The Greek In Hospital

[Blumf]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-57612454

A limited-edition £5 coin commemorating the life of the Duke of Edinburgh has been unveiled.

The special edition coin features a portrait of Prince Philip and is being released as part of Armed Forces Day.

It's what he would have been completely indifferent to.

[imitationleather]

"The commemorative coin is available as a brilliant uncirculated, silver proof and gold proof edition"

BBC News sounding exactly like a Royal Mint press release, there. I'll be the judge of whether it's brilliant, thank you very much!

MY VERDIT: It's not brilliant.

[BlodwynPig]

In Verdit Verucanieum.

[Butchers Blind]

These ghouls can't wait for him to die. Keep going, Phil.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Pretty great to be releasing a coin in a period where we're trying to minimise contact and cash handling, and also presumably won't be accepted by machines.

[BlodwynPig]

Pretty great to be releasing a coin in a period where we're trying to minimise contact and cash handling, and also presumably won't be accepted by machines.

For people who wished they could dress up as Nazis and kick minorities to death

[touchingcloth]

Wishing him a Jolly July, fingers crossed it's sunny wherever he is. So happy that our wonderful Phil - WONDERPHIL - turned 100 before the CCP did xxxxxxx

[DrGreggles]

Hope he pulls through.

[BlodwynPig]

Happy 59th Prince Philip. Saw you and Sir James Savile out on the town celebrating earlier. You both looked chipper in your trench coats and sinister leers. Young Andrew seemed to be having a whale of a time too.

[Butchers Blind]

Seen earlier urinating against the new Diana statue. Happy 100 years, Phil.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

This cunt dead yet

[shiftwork2]

Best wishes for a speedy recovery

[BlodwynPig]

Waving to well wishers

[chveik]

speedy recovery for the best wishes

[idunnosomename]

happy birthday good man. have a big one

[TommyTurnips]

This cunt dead yet

He most certainly isn't. Just turned 100, fit as a fiddle and got a letter off of his missus, and the rest, phwoar! What have you ever done?

[poodlefaker]

He's loving the footy; caught a glimpse of him in the corporates with Becks and Corden in Roma. Roaring.

[BlodwynPig]

Hope he pulls through.

[idunnosomename]

sucking his cock right now. his cum is delicious. God Save!

[chveik]

save some for the plebs you greedy royal cum enthusiast!

[touchingcloth]

Hope he didn't have to suffer through the ludicrous display last night x

[Video Game Fan 2000]

This cunt dead yet

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

is he ok

[idunnosomename]

me everytimes this thread is bumped

[Chollis]

People keep bumping this thread with tasteless jokes but one day Prince Philip will actually be dead and it won't be so funny then will it?

[DrGreggles]

Hope he pulls through.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

People keep bumping this thread with tasteless jokes but one day Prince Philip will actually be dead and it won't be so funny then will it?

I'm sure on that day any defense of tasteless "bantz" will be scorned.

[JamesTC]

Hear the Queen has hired a rainbow bare arsed dildo ape to cheer him up.

[BlodwynPig]

Hear the Queen has hired a rainbow bare arsed dildo ape to cheer him up.

Hope he pulls through

[Blumf]

When was the last time the hospital released a statement on his current condition?