Phil The Greek In Hospital

[buttgammon]

The little scamp is full of life as ever - he's been up since 5am sending racist abuse to Jadon Sancho under names like Andy45382838.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Six months on and the old boy is still fighting.

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

Six months on and the old boy is still shaggin.

[BlodwynPig]

100 years old and close to my grave
Still shaggin'
In and out of hospital, no room for deprave
Still shaggin'

King of the world by proxy
Leering at ma little goldie loxy
Convertin' ma LR to a hearse
My funereal thoughts so perverse

Still shaggin'

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Please stop this thread. It's tedious.

[Chollis]

I wonder if he was proudly looking down on are brave boys in the Euro final. From somewhere up in the stands I mean.

[BlodwynPig]

Please stop this thread. It's tedious.

[idunnosomename]

Please stop this thread. It's tedious.

you absolute ghoul.

I wish the prince all the very best in his recovery.

[Cold Meat Platter]

All the best, big man

X

[Butchers Blind]

Big hugs from the CaBal. x

[touchingcloth]

Please stop this thread. It's tedious.

Not until he's pulled through. Inshallah.

[DrGreggles]

Please stop this thread. It's tedious.

Bit disrespectful to the old cunt.

Hope he pulls through.

[BlodwynPig]

Some shocking news lads!!!

He's back in hospital. Doctors say they are treating him for a mild irritant. I believe the South East Asian maid has now been shot out back and the Prince is alert and joking with the nurses once more.

[touchingcloth]

Someone told me he's picked up the Delta variant, which strikes me as being an offensive thing to say of a Greek.

[Cold Meat Platter]

He's sitting up

[Blumf]

He's sitting up

Banged his head.

[BlodwynPig]

Never got up in the morning

[Video Game Fan 2000]

This cunt dead yet.

[Cold Meat Platter]

This cunt dead yet.

So much for the tolerant left.

[Butchers Blind]

This cunt dead yet.

And we wonder why more royal centenarians don't post here.

[BlodwynPig]

This cunt dead yet.

Gordoun's Alive!!!!

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Look, this is a really dull, unfunny thread. I'm seriously thinking of leaving the forum because of it. So, just think on.

[BlodwynPig]

Look, this is a really dull, unfunny thread. I'm seriously thinking of leaving the forum because of it. So, just think on.

Hope you pull through

[Paul Calf]

Look, this is a really dull, unfunny thread. I'm seriously thinking of leaving the forum because of it. So, just think on.

As the thread flags, this might just be the shot in the arm it needs for a new lease of life.

EDIT: Clive.

[buttgammon]

Look, this is a really dull, unfunny thread. I'm seriously thinking of leaving the forum because of it. So, just think on.

With that attitude, you should keep an eye out for white Fiat Unos. He might be reading this.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Right, that's it, I'm off. Enjoy the last twitches of the still alive Duke Of Edinburgh, kids....Oh, fucking Hell, you've got me at it now.

[touchingcloth]

All the best thoughts and prayers.

[Captain Z]

Please don't leave us, your highness.

[idunnosomename]

Phil is heading home in good spirits and has a hilarious idea for an HS Art thread! Cant wait, your highness!

[shiftwork2]

Still smarting Lisa?  All the best for a speedy recovery.