Phil The Greek In Hospital

[Butchers Blind]

Phil, in happier times.

[DrGreggles]

Hope he pull through.

[Better Midlands]

Phil, in happier times.

Does Philip get that many boomerangs thrown at him that they need to plaster his car with stickers to try and stop it?

[Video Game Fan 2000]

this cunt dead yet

[touchingcloth]

I hope no one tries to implicate our upstanding Phil in this cash for honours thing, especially while he's vulnerable in hospital. Rooting for you, big man!

[JamesTC]

Heard he is up and about laughing and cracking jokes with the nurses.

[Alberon]

My heart always skips a beat when this thread gets bumped!

Best wishes, sweet prince!

[Video Game Fan 2000]

this cunt dead yet

[SpiderChrist]

Can't believe none of you cunts messaged me to tell me that Phil was ill.

[Replies From View]

Praying he pulls through this x

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

goodnight sweet prince of hearts xx

[Uncle TechTip]

I bet the Queen is a bit pissed off that he died, and almost nothing happened.

[robhug]

the fuckin woke brigade at the bbc not covering this is a fuckin national fuckin disgrace

[idunnosomename]

Sir Phil. Shall live. Forever.

[Blumf]

goodnight sweet prince of hearts xx

2:40am is pretty late for an old gentleman, hope he's getting enough sleep.

[touchingcloth]

2:40am is pretty late for an old gentleman, hope he's getting enough sleep.

I've heard that he's just woken up and is enjoying a gyros.

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

I've heard that he's just woken up and is enjoying a gyros.

enjoy them, sweet prince xx

[touchingcloth]

enjoy them, sweet prince xx

He's just having the one. Our lord is restrained because he has the common touch xox

[Butchers Blind]

I've heard that he's just woken up and is enjoying a gyros.

It was misheard, he's in fact enjoying a gypo. An old royal tradition when one is ill.

[touchingcloth]

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-58587147

The Duke of Edinburgh's will is to remain secret for at least 90 years to protect the "dignity and standing" of the Queen, the High Court has ruled.

It has been convention for over a century that, after the death of a senior member of the Royal Family, the courts are asked to seal their wills.
It means that, unlike most wills granted probate, it will not be open to public inspection.

This seems premature. What happens if he is - inshallah - still with us when the will is unsealed?

[Zetetic]

Seems like it's extremely undignified to so strongly imply that he's got a bunch of fancy women that'll need hushing up when he does go.

[Replies From View]

None of us will live long enough to learn the secret.  This is terrible.

[Replies From View]

Maybe if I ask for the secrets on my death bed they will be granted.

[Pavlov`s Dog`s Dad`s Dead]

None of us will live long enough to learn the secret.  This is terrible.

Terrible? Terrible?! Are you, are you wishing, and forgive me for even uttering the words but your outrageous lack of patriotism allows no alternative, are you wishing he was dead?!

[Bernice]

Thanks for the kind words everyone. I know Phil, and I know he will get through this xxx

[buttgammon]

Shocking news! If his will can't be made publicly available for 90 years after his death, we could be waiting at least 300 or 400 years to find out who inherited his collection of racist playing cards.

[Butchers Blind]

I'll be dead by then. Gone, never knowing what this great man has bequeathed in his will. My life is now pointless.

[Cuellar]

Just saw 'Prince Philip' trending and nearly shat myself. God can you imagine

[kalowski]

Just saw 'Prince Philip' trending and nearly shat myself. God can you imagine

He's trending because he's trendy!!

[Video Game Fan 2000]

this cunt dead yet