What *do* you really look like?

[Ferris]

I am wanking as I write this.

[selectivememory]

Edwyn Collins is looking well.

[Ferris]

Here I am having a deep and meaningful connection with Justin Trudeau:

[non capisco]

Edwyn Collins is looking well.

THAT'S more like it! Back on top!

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

[Ray Travez]

"ON A ROPE ON A ROPE, GOT ME HANGIN ON A ROPE!"

[Dex Sawash]

Now this thread has arisen again

I was looking for that picture of nagsworth's bollock, didn't find it so I bumped the thread.

[bgmnts]

Here I am having a deep and meaningful connection with Justin Trudeau:

Next time you meet him, can you ask him what his dad felt about being in Uncanny X-Men #120 and why he didn't respect Wolverine's decision to resign from Alpha Flight?

[Ferris]

What the fuck did you think I was there to ask?

[Pink Gregory]

Bruce Willis x Mark Proksch

[spaghetamine]

[The Mollusk]

I was looking for that picture of nagsworth's bollock, didn't find it so I bumped the thread.

I'm hoping you're referring to the Wimblewrong pic as I don't recall ever posting my actual bollock here. Maybe I did though.

[Pink Gregory]

[Vodkafone]

Nice hair

[Glebe]

Jarvis Cocker Jr.

[The Mollusk]

These threads were a lot more fun when we used to photoshop anuses on each others mouths and stuff

[Glebe]

Everyone on CaB was fathered by Jarvis.

[itsfredtitmus]

like a fig

[itsfredtitmus]

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[Zetetic]

Stretching the thread's title to breaking point, but fuck it:


I might suggest "the cross-dressing corpse of John Lennon" if you're trying to be nice.

[Glebe]

I might suggest "the cross-dressing corpse of John Lennon" if you're trying to be nice.

Wow, like don't put yourself down or anything! I think 'tis a fine photo!

[Zetetic]

You're a sweet one, @Glebe, and relentlessly kind on here in my impression. (Which I worry from me sounds like some sort of veiled insult, but I promise it's meant entirely as an earnest compliment.)

[ollyboro]

Good luck with the chemo.

[Mr Eggs]

Stretching the thread's title to breaking point, but fuck it:


I might suggest "the cross-dressing corpse of John Lennon" if you're trying to be nice.

Bald. Like everycunt on here. Xxx

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

Stretching the thread's title to breaking point, but fuck it:


I might suggest "the cross-dressing corpse of John Lennon" if you're trying to be nice.

you look fucking great babe

[bgmnts]

Supergluing your hand to your mouth is an interesting look. Might adopt this.

[Zetetic]

Supergluing your hand to your mouth is an interesting look. Might adopt this.

It's solved a bunch of issues for me across worrying about gender presentation, and my home and work lives. 9/10 would recommend manuorodesis to anyone.

You too are sweet @GoblinAhFuckScary and very generous.

@Mr Eggs , you are less sweet and making me wonder exactly what dreadful intersection of chasers I appeal to these days. Not sure whether to leave phimosis on my dating profiles or not.

[Glebe]

"BBC Arts Corespondent Zetetic, outside a museum." ;)

[Zetetic]

I hit full Gompertz-mode at about 8km/h on the bike.

[itsfredtitmus]

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