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Cunt of Death Day Jubilation Spectacular

Started by shoulders, May 16, 2022, 02:40:06 PM

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non capisco

I'll be away in Barcelona when all this nauseating bollocks is going on, I doubt anyone out there gives the smallest shite about el coño de la muerte so I reckon I'm good.

monkfromhavana

I haven't really been following this, when is this extra bank holiday?

Kankurette

Quote from: shoulders on May 16, 2022, 02:40:06 PMThe bunting is being festooned already. I wandered the streets of York on Sunday bellowing 'she won't make it!' at befuddled council employees. Fat use it did. No unfestooning commenced. Blasted monarch.

Despite rumours of her demise, The Cunt of Death is probably going to be alive for her own kiss arse Day, which is a disaster.

What are you lot, right minded and correct people of upstanding morals, planning to do to avoid this? Personally, I will be in Budapest. There is more dissent against Viktor Orban than the Cunt of Death. I'll live with it.

Get out. Out, I say!


I'll be in Barcelona unless I still have COVID, in which case I'll be at home not giving a fuck.

Kankurette

Quote from: Blue Jam on May 16, 2022, 05:46:07 PMJust seen MPs have condemned Jurgen Klopp for defending Liverpool fans over booing Prince William and God Save The CoD. Don't football fans usually boo the English national anthem? And a manager is hardly going to insult their club's fans are they? Good on ya Kloppo.

FFS, how is this being seen as worthy of discussion by MPs? And this is what it's going to be like for anyone who doesn't obediently tug their forelocks over the next few weeks isn't it? Just wait until the Mail trawl Twitter for any even mildly critical comments and compile all the tweets into yet another hatchet job on ordinary members of the public. I think I might book a holiday to Pyongyang to escape all this enforced patriotism.
Klopp is German and they don't have a monarch so why he'd be arsed about GSTQ I don't know. But then James McClean gets dogs' abuse for not wearing a poppy because hurr durr he lives and works in England so therefore he should be a monarchist, or something.

TommyTurnips

Quote from: non capisco on May 16, 2022, 06:22:53 PMI'll be away in Barcelona when all this nauseating bollocks is going on, I doubt anyone out there gives the smallest shite about el coño de la muerte so I reckon I'm good.

Aren't there a lot of old British people in Spain? The gammons may be out celebrating in force. Tread carefully.

Blue Jam

Quote from: TommyTurnips on May 16, 2022, 06:55:01 PMAren't there a lot of old British people in Spain? The gammons may be out celebrating in force. Tread carefully.

I don't think the Catalonians have ever been too fond of royalty.

@non capisco, go to Girona. For no other reason than that it's very nice.

petril

Quote from: hamfist on May 16, 2022, 06:15:23 PMMy village is having some insufferable picnic. Wear red white and blue ! I will not be there as I will be actively angry at all those cardigans gathered to drink shitty tea out of shitty cups in a shitty field in a shitty village in a shitty country.

Planning to stay out of everyone's way, for their safety.

full France tricolour kit on standby

Johnny Yesno

Quote from: monkfromhavana on May 16, 2022, 06:33:23 PMI haven't really been following this, when is this extra bank holiday?

Quote from: Jittlebags on May 16, 2022, 02:50:51 PMI only just noticed they've moved Spring Bank Holiday to the Thursday before the new Jublee Bank Holiday. Bet it'll piss it down.

I didn't realise they're going to pollute a perfectly good bank holiday with this crap either.

Blumf

Has Brian May been placed in his special cage on the roof of Buckingham Palace yet? They're going to put him on a starve until the big day so he emerges hungry and sharp, grasping at the guitar, ready to RAWK for the QUEN!!

shoulders

Quote from: Blumf on May 16, 2022, 08:59:45 PMHas Brian May been placed in his special cage on the roof of Buckingham Palace yet? They're going to put him on a starve until the big day so he emerges hungry and sharp, grasping at the guitar, ready to RAWK for the QUEN!!

Brian May should be playing until he cannot stand up

Kankurette

Quote from: TommyTurnips on May 16, 2022, 06:55:01 PMAren't there a lot of old British people in Spain? The gammons may be out celebrating in force. Tread carefully.
Not at Primavera, it's too woke for the likes of them.

The Ombudsman

I got a note through the door the other day saying there was going to be another street party. I pissed everyone off last time by needing to drive through it several times. They hadn't actually closed the road off so fuck them quite frankly.

shoulders

Please post the more tasteless and egregious merchandise you find in this here thread so I can leer at it.

king_tubby

Thankfully I'll be out of England for this.

In Belfast.

Kankurette

My road doesn't really go in for street parties, so I'm safe.

Quote from: Kankurette on May 17, 2022, 09:33:59 AMMy road doesn't really go in for street parties, so I'm safe.

It'd look pretty silly if it did, a big strip of tarmac sitting, stuffing its face.

king_tubby

Quote from: Phoenix Lazarus on May 17, 2022, 10:03:09 AMIt'd look pretty silly if it did, a big strip of tarmac sitting, stuffing its face.

Danny the Street would beg to differ.

bgmnts

Might create my own bunting made up of tricolour cockade's and hammer and sickles or something. Join the festivities!

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Attila

I may wear my Stars 'n' Stripes cardigan.

Am I doing this right?

I think a few weeks back we had a homemade flier pushed through the letterbox about having a street party on this street; I hope not. I suspect the 'church' opposite us will attempt to do something patriotic, though.

The local post office, which doubles as the hot spot for the oldies in this area to hang out and socialise (it doubles as a knitting/crafts shop) has some sad-looking Jubilee tat in it.

Nothing I've seen so far even begins to compare to the balls-to-the-wall Yankee Doodle Dandy displays that precede the 4th of July back home, tho. Christ, I cannot imagine the carnage that would result from a single president in office for 70 years, yikes.

The day I did the UK citizenship swearing in thing -- fingers crossed at the part of swearing allegiance and protection of the royal family -- I came home, sat in a dark room, and watched the Clint Eastwood episode of Mr Ed, wrapped up in my Stars 'n' Stripes cardigan.

Butchers Blind

At work they sent round an email asking everyone to decorate their work area for the jubilee. Sent an email in reply saying due to my social political views and beliefs I will not be taking part. The HR person sent back an email to me with a sad face. Not kidding.

bgmnts

Quote from: Butchers Blind on May 17, 2022, 11:16:55 AMAt work they sent round an email asking everyone to decorate their work area for the jubilee. Sent an email in reply saying due to my social political views and beliefs I will not be taking part. The HR person sent back an email to me with a sad face. Not kidding.

Just decorate your desk with an anti-monarchy collage. Perhaps some up the arse corner inspired pictures.

Blue Jam

Quote from: Butchers Blind on May 17, 2022, 11:16:55 AMAt work they sent round an email asking everyone to decorate their work area for the jubilee. Sent an email in reply saying due to my social political views and beliefs I will not be taking part. The HR person sent back an email to me with a sad face. Not kidding.


Just cover your desk with the flag of Barbados.

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It could easily be a deep fake at this stage.

Just take the last frame of that boy with the telescope climbing the stairs after becoming possessed, plonk it on an actress wearing royal costume cupboard stuff.

Blue Jam

Maybe it's the pretend queen who jumped out of a helicopter at the 2012 Olympic opening ceremony.

Maybe they've dragged Jeannette Charles out of retirement for one last go around.

steve98

Quote from: Replies From View on May 17, 2022, 11:48:46 AMTo answer my own question - EXAMINE THIS:  https://apple.news/ALwibatlwQHGkTfBMSWl5OA

Thanks for that.

I was just looking at the pics and thinking - Doesn't she look resplendent in that Stewart Parvin double-wool crepe coat in sunshine yellow, smiling brightly? When suddenly the text jumped out at me, saying "...  she smiled brightly and looked resplendent in a Stewart Parvin double-wool crepe coat in sunshine yellow." I just smiled.

idunnosomename

Why can't she stand up straight? That bent and in yellow she looks like a banana

OOH, QVINANA!!!

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Quote from: idunnosomename on May 17, 2022, 12:44:51 PMWhy can't she stand up straight? That bent and in yellow she looks like a banana

OOH, QVINANA!!!

It's fashionable these days to hunch and scrunch your body up until you look like the leaves of a fern that have not unfolded yet.