"people are calling me bald online"

[TrenterPercenter]

interesting points raised trenter mate, have you considered BALD?

always believe in your BALD, Tone

[shoulders]

interesting points raised trenter mate, have you considered BALD?

Tried to, didn't want to force the issue. Can't force a BALD to water...

[Cuellar]

I feel like even IF I were bald (I'm not, not at all, I've got a fantastic head of hair) I'd still find the use of 'BALD' as an insult very funny.

[Cold Meat Platter]

BALD
Always believe in your soul
You've got the power to know
You're indestructible
Always believe in

'Cause you are BALD
I'm glad that you're bound to return
Something I could have learned
You're indestructible
Always believe in

[shoulders]

I feel like even IF I were bald (I'm not, not at all, I've got a fantastic head of hair) I'd still find the use of 'BALD' as an insult very funny.

If you can meet triumph and disaster and treat those two imposters the same, yours is the Earth and everything in it, what's more, You'll be a BALD, my son.

[checkoutgirl]

Tried to, didn't want to force the issue. Can't force a BALD to water...

As a bald man can you please opine on how you dealt with it? My balding is coming along nicely and I'm terrified.

[TrenterPercenter]

Tried to, didn't want to force the issue. Can't force a BALD to water...

Legend Gary-BALDI

[Sebastian Cobb]

BALD
Always believe in your soul
You've got the power to know
You're indestructible
Always believe in

'Cause you are BALD
I'm glad that you're bound to return
Something I could have learned
You're indestructible
Always believe in

Baldy, Baldy, Baldy, Baldy (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

[TrenterPercenter]

As a bald man can you please opine on how you dealt with it? My balding is coming along nicely and I'm terrified.

He didn't deal with it.

Your choices are

Sted-head male protector
Hipster-slave pram daddy
Self deprecating anti-BALD clown

[TrenterPercenter]

I see trees of green
Red roses too
I see them bloom
For me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful BALD

[Sebastian Cobb]

As a bald man can you please opine on how you dealt with it? My balding is coming along nicely and I'm terrified.

Have you considered a toupee? No-one will know, probably.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Why didn't satan buy a wig when he went BALD?
Because there'd be hell toupee.

[TrenterPercenter]

This is actually the way to BALD

[Video Game Fan 2000]

[iggy pop at the beginning of TV Eye] BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALD

[TrenterPercenter]

BALDS! BALDS! BALDS! I'm looking for a good time

[Goldentony]

"No new tale to tell twenty-six years on my way to hell
Gotta listen to your big time hard line BALD HEAD FIST FUCK.."

[Video Game Fan 2000]

head like a FUCKING ORANGE
orange as your soul

[Sebastian Cobb]

The Corbs police, they live inside of my head
The BALD police, they come to me in my bed

[Butchers Blind]

Sing if you're glad to be bald
Sing if you're happy that way (hey)
Sing if you're glad to be bald
Sing if you're happy that way

[Cold Meat Platter]

BALD as a coot
Hormones to blame
You give slapheads
A bad name

[idunnosomename]

Something inside me
Hairs, hairs coming out
I feel like going balddddddd

Let loose the comb-over, held up too long
My hair falls out

Through my anatomy, dwells a big baldy
Rooted in my politics, a servant to centrism

Blair's The Third Way now becomes my appetite
Centrism is now a way of life
The comb's my tool to voting
As the hair falls out my forehead

[Kankurette]

Crobbins pushed them out from inside.

Jezza has a fine head of hair. I sense jealousy.

[Harry Badger]

Jezza has a fine head of hair. I sense jealousy.

Yes! It does make sense when you look at centrist Labour MPs.

Though how do you explain his support on this forum?

[shoulders]

For The Many
NOT The Bald

[Cold Meat Platter]

BALD BALD, BALD BALD BALD BALD, BALD BALD BALD BALD,
BALD BALD There's no hair left!
BALD BALD, BALD BALD BALD BALD, BALD BALD BALD BALD,
BALD BALD There's no hair left!

[Video Game Fan 2000]

hairless whimper

[bgmnts]

She asks him why
"Why I'm not a hairy guy?"
I'm baldy noon and nighty-night night
My lack of hair is a fright
I'm baldy high and low
But don't ask me why
'Cause he don't know
It's not for lack of bread
Like that Right Said Fred
Darlin'

Imagine a head with hair,
Long, beautiful hair,
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen.

[The Bumlord]

A simpler solution than suicide would just be to shave your head mate. Get a tan, work out a bit, get swole, you'll never be called bald again.

Well, you will, but then you can just punch whoever says it and women will swoon. Solved.

[Johnny Yesno]

As a final note, it seems appropriate that it's not even as if Corbyn himself is particularly hirsute. McDonnell does have a bit on top, but even younger pro-Corbyn commentators like Owen Jones and Aaron Bastani are thinning these days and fast. They are presumably physically bald but not politically bald. How unlike Corbynites to prefer an abstract sense of superiority to the evidence of the mirror.

Spiritually bald not politically bald. No wonder he undermined his whole whinge with the final line.

[Sherringford Hovis]

Baldie - term of endearment
Baldy - HATE CRIME
B'Aldi - I dunno, something about shopping, you make it up - I was trying to squeeze in a Star Trek: Voyager pun but I couldn't make it work.