What happened to Noel Edmunds, you don't ask?

[SpiderChrist]

Let's not forget that Noel killed someone back in the 80's.

We shouldn't forget, because he probably has.

[ollyboro]

He's still at most the sixth-worst former Radio One DJ, behind Jimmy Savile, Chris Denning, Mark Page, John Peel, and Dave Lee Travis, based on the current lack of evidence of him noncing.

Andy Kershaw indulged in a spot of stalking, didn't he? And Bruno Brookes is a Tory whose real name's Trevor. You don't have to be a cunt to work here....but it helps

[Twonty Gostelow]

And Bruno Brookes is a Tory whose real name's Trevor. You don't have to be a cunt to work here....but it helps

Brookes lent Bob Harris some money to buy a flat and then sued for ownership of Harris's valuable record collection when Harris temporarily got into negative equity because of a market crash. Brookes wasn't a noted music fan and didn't have a home collection of his own, reportedly.
I have always believed these quotes to be false, Your Honour: https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0111788/quotes/

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Let's not forget that Noel killed someone back in the 80's.

How long was Neol taken off the early evening entertainment post Grandstand Saturday night slot for after the Michael Lush whirliwheel challenge incident?

[thr0b]

How long was Neol taken off the early evening entertainment post Grandstand Saturday night slot for after the Michael Lush whirliwheel challenge incident?

About two years, IIRC. Saturday Roadshow was his next "big" project - it was basically a pre-recorded version of NHP.

But he carried on with Telly Addicts etc in the meantime.

[Kankurette]

Thus spake Popbitch:

You'll be pleased to know that moving to New Zealand has done nothing whatsoever to mellow Noel Edmonds. He's still as Partridge as ever.

He's currently causing commotion in the South Island, butting heads with locals and scrapping with local councils and trusts over the land he's been buying up for his new project: the River Haven Estate.

When a couple of New Zealand journalists asked to chat with him about the whole thing, he arrived to the interview wearing cargo shorts and two mismatched shoes. Then, in the middle of the interview, stopped to say: "Do you know what your next line should be? 'You're 75 in December, how do you look so good?'"

(...)

Noel Edmonds has his own pub on his New Zealand estate called the Bugger Inn where he serves his own speciality drinks: Tits Up Lager and Dickens Cider.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Wanna go to his shit pub so bad

[Kankurette]

Those drink names are like a HS Art thread.

[Russ L]

Tits Up Lager.

[thenoise]

Wanna go to his shit pub so bad

Let's do it guys. The mother of all CAB meets. Start saving up now.

[frajer]

Beleaguered kiwi staff serving up pint after tepid pint of Noel Edmonds' Dick Inside Her

Tremendous desolation.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Those drink names are like a HS Art thread.

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=62351.0

[shiftwork2]

Endlessly fascinating.  Hasn't aged since 1970.  Avuncular non-Yewtree safe pair of hands turned West Country libertarian full of woo, and now he's emigrated while circling the drain.  I absolutely have to hand it to Neol.

[jazzy_sabotage]

Wanna go to his shit pub so bad

If I get there one day and it doesn't serve this too, riots

[Video Game Fan 2000]

the Bugger Inn is a flat roof, according to google

Neol will slit your fucking throat if you dont laugh at a cocktail called Giving Her A Pearl Necklace For Our Anniversary

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Endlessly fascinating.  Hasn't aged since 1970.  Avuncular non-Yewtree safe pair of hands turned West Country libertarian full of woo, and now he's emigrated while circling the drain.  I absolutely have to hand it to Neol.

englands trump

[Kankurette]

the Bugger Inn is a flat roof, according to google

Of course it is. He doesn't need pit bulls, just a couple of bouncers in Mr Blobby suits.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

u lookin at my bird?

of course i am she's made out of sackcloth and tarpulin

[Kankurette]

Americans in the '90s had Barney the Dinosaur. We had Mr Blobby.

[kalowski]

I have always believed these quotes to be false, Your Honour: https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0111788/quotes/

Holy fuck.

[sheddyian]

Noel Edmonds being a twat shocker

[The Bumlord]

'You two need your heads cut off and your brains replaced'

Seems a bit pointless replacing brains after their heads have been cut off but who am I to argue with Neol.

[jamiefairlie]

How did he get this mental? I mean what would a clinical diagnosis be? This isn't just ego gone rampant stuff, he's genuinely nutso.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

He's twisting our melons man.   How old does that mannequin look, I'd like to know.

he is visited by two orbs the size of melons that he believes are his dead parents, and at one stage carried around a lifesize mannequin named Candice Cannes

[Gurke and Hare]

Is he not just a boomer who got radicalised on Facebook?

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Seems a bit pointless replacing brains after their heads have been cut off but who am I to argue with Neol.

maybe in NZ brain replacement is a mail-only service

not like those all night brain replacement shops you get in blighty

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Is he not just a boomer who got radicalised on Facebook?

i think he's the loudest example of the forgotten generation of boomers who were radicalised by unsourced "my brother who works for the government says..." chainletters and invite-only boomer yahoo groups. pets can talk and thinking he'll save the world by legal actions against banks

this was the Weimar between the WW1 of That's Life! sections on local councils and the WW2 of It Ain't Half Hot Mum comment threads. the greatest generation.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

CAB ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: TRIPLE NEOL POST

He's twisting our melons man.   How old does that mannequin look, I'd like to know.

he gave it to arr kid

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/liam-gallagher-offered-very-unnerving-30253501

[PlanktonSideburns]

Great to see Stuart heritage still using his 8bit profile pic

[Blumf]

he is visited by two orbs the size of melons that he believes are his dead parents

What kind of melons? Cantaloupes? Crenshaw? Surely not Watermelons, that's just pushing the limits of credibility!