What would you buy yourself if you were given £100?

[Dex Sawash]

Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum
All day long, I'd biddy biddy bum

[Underturd]

I'd be careful mate, Jeffrey Epstein did that and it didn't end well for him.

[Glebe]

What would you buy yourself if you were given £100?

[Aleister Growley]

I'd get a hundred pound coins, so I could hide them under the floorboards.
Every night I would light a candle, put on my fingerless gloves, and count them, chuckling softly to myself.

[Gurke and Hare]

I'd get a hundred pound coins, so I could hide them under the floorboards.
Every night I would light a candle, put on my fingerless gloves, and count them, chuckling softly to myself.

What, like Fagin in that film?

[Aleister Growley]

Yep, somewhere between him and Scrooge McDuck..

[The Bumlord]

A 32GB SODIMM

[Fambo Number Mive]

Two thirds of a curry with Murray.

[madhair60]

when am I getting the £100 btw.

[Small Man Big Horse]

when am I getting the £100 btw.

I've spoken with my lawyer and upon receipt of £2,000,000 from your bank account I will give you £100.

Edit: Huh, I could have just put hahaha fuck off, and in many ways I wish I had because the above really is painfully unfunny.

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Lego Set 10497 - modern reworking of the LL928 Space Cruiser/Galaxy Explorer

[Marner and Me]

I'd fuckin' burn it

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

How about a big fat bag of soggy cocks?

[Underturd]

A big soggy bag of fat cocks, would be better value for money.