T-1000 is here!

[kalowski]

Thank you Chinese government for inventing a real T-1000 Terminator. All we need now is AI to decide humans are obsolete and welcome to The Road.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

imagine him going down your dick

oi, Worker number 4320. that coffee break was a two seconds too long. please drop your trousers and assume the totally voluntary HR selfcare position immediately so we may investigate this occurance

[El Unicornio, mang]

Imagine that thing chasing you through the streets of LA

[madhair60]

step on it then scrape it off my shoe and throw it in a river. transform out of that you cunt

[Video Game Fan 2000]

step on it then scrape it off my shoe and throw it in a river. transform out of that you cunt

Junji Ito unveils plot of Gyo prequel

[Disc_4]

It's curtains for the human race!

[Dex Sawash]

Princess of Wales been at the gimp photoshop again

[bgmnts]

Haven't read The Road but if there is a T-1000 in it I'm well up for it.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

the T-1000 is The Road, amazing twist. explains its work in progress title: the treadmill

[Butchers Blind]

T2 was 1991 and this is the best they've come up with since then? They've only just invented space lasers too https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68031257.  What about those flying cars, boffins!

[Goldentony]

T-1000's here John, you like him don't you, always saying to us

[Old Thrashbarg]

T2 was 1991 and this is the best they've come up with since then? They've only just invented space lasers too https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68031257.  What about those flying cars, boffins!

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-68597045

[lazyhour]

If it's so cutting edge and futuristic why does it look like it was filmed by the fucking Lumière brothers?

[Video Game Fan 2000]

the T-1000 was actually the camera ahhhh

[frajer]

T-1000? More like T-25, T-30 tops.

Bag of shite.

[JesusAndYourBush]

I bow down to our Stop-Motion Melting Lego Man overlords!

[touchingcloth]

How big at they? Bet they've zoomed in really far and it's just a little sperm squeezing through the lattice of a Shreddie.

[frajer]

David Lynch's Secret World of Alex Mack looks alright

[David Pielingtonburygrot]

Vision On outake

[Captain Z]

We all remember that scene from Terminator II when there just happened to be an exact mould of the T-1000 in the floor for him to melt into. How unlucky can you get!

[LurkMcGee]

I wonder what the damage and bullet resistance stats are like on that little fucker.

[Psybro]

This explains why my foster parents haven't been answering.

[idunnosomename]

Does it play any other Bach cello suites or just the G major?

[Dr M1nx PhD]

Haven't read The Road but if there is a T-1000 in it I'm well up for it.

Yeah I thought it was all boring stuff like a moany kid and spit-roasting a baby (not like that, calm down Savile). 

[perplexingprocrastinator]

How big at they? Bet they've zoomed in really far and it's just a little sperm squeezing through the lattice of a Shreddie.

You won't be laughing when it sneaks up your bumhole in the dead of night

[Glebe]

That's fucking mental. Lego will have a field that with this!

[touchingcloth]

You won't be laughing when it sneaks up your bumhole in the dead of night

I will. I have a ticklish anus.

[frajer]

I need your clothes, your boots, and access to your anus.

[touchingcloth]

Is there a film where Arnold says "nanotechnology"? I can sort of imagine it in his voice, but can't think from where.

The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defence. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. August 29th 2:17 a.m. they try to reinsert the plug because the nanotechnology is accessing their anus.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

*clears throat to prepare the worst impression of all time* Narnargnnonarnoarghonarno Tekoalarighngee