Fucking massive lamb surprises farmer

[Underturd]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp9e13j1n1lo

"I just put my hand in the sheep and started to feel this lamb and thought 'this is a bit of a mess'," he told Radio Cymru's Agricultural Bulletin.

"I started pulling and pulling and pulling, and it came out like a big lump.

"I weighed him and the clock said 16kg... massive."

A regular-sized lamb is about 5kg (11lb).

A respectful silence please while all the ladies grit their teeth and cross their legs. Youch!

[jamiefairlie]

You weigh lambs with clocks now? Amazing technology.

[touchingcloth]

You weigh lambs with clocks now? Amazing technology.

Yeah, and when you need a grandfather cock to weigh them they're known as mutton.

[Underturd]

Yeah, and when you need a grandfather cock to weigh them they're known as mutton.

When you need a grandfather cock to weigh them they're more likely to be known as granddad's dirty little secret.

[Zero Gravitas]

This is caused by not separating the rams after the initial impregnation, given the chance they'll just keep tupping more and more and it "builds it up": until you get monsters like this.

Same thing with Big Van Vader's dad.

[jamiefairlie]

Oh My grandfather's cock was too large for the shelf
So it stood ninety years on the floor

[idunnosomename]

What a pervert! He should keep his hands to himself.

[Butchers Blind]

Can't wait to see that in a roasting tray.

[Zero Gravitas]

"I weighed him and the clock said 16kg"

Normal level of education for a farmer, surprised he uses 24 kg clocks.

[flotemysost]

This one's gonna be driving the getaway van!

Spoiler alert

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[glork]

didn't anybody take a photo of it? preferably standing next to a normal sized lamb

edit: oh they've added one, or i couldn't see it before

[Sebastian Cobb]

didn't anybody take a photo of it? preferably standing next to a normal sized lamb

There's this in the article

Absolute ewe-nit! Farmer Meilir Jones says one of his ewes gave birth to a lamb weighing 16kg (35lb)

[Underturd]

See when I look at that my first thought is it's a calf, so maybe there's something he isn't telling us.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

hiya fucking massive lamb mate

[Video Game Fan 2000]

this would have made a good punchline in The Englishman Who Went up a Hill but Came down a Mountain

[Underturd]

The Englishman who went up a hill and came in some mutton?

[hamfist]

meh

[madhair60]

a big lamb is called a "sheep"

[Sebastian Cobb]

meh

I mean, it is more remarkable than a big chip, I suppose.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I wonder what they call those long gloves they wear for when they shove their hands into an animal's fanny.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I wonder what they call those long gloves they wear for when they shove their hands into an animal's fanny.

That's nothing they have something a bit like those ponchos you get for going on log flumes for getting in-about elephants arses.

[madhair60]

I wonder what they call those long gloves they wear for when they shove their hands into an animal's fanny.

beastcunt mitt

[Brian Freeze]

That's not a lamb, it's a golden retriever.

Not sure what it was doing up that poor sheeps minge though. 

[jamiefairlie]

He got lost on the way to Marc Almond's arse's stomach's ten pints of spunk

[shoulders]

Just wash off the birth goo - or don't - then eat it

[Agent Dunham]

Looks like a baby cow to me. Maybe a cow/sheep cross.

[idunnosomename]

People please, a sheep has been born

[Shaxberd]

And just in time for Easter, too.

[Johnny Yesno]

That's not a lamb, it's a golden retriever.

Not sure what it was doing up that poor sheeps minge though. 

Worrying it, I would imagine.

Guy can't get his story straight:

"I've had big lambs before, but nothing like this little guy," he said.

Also:

"The sheep and the lamb are alive and that's the most important thing," he said.

No, the most important thing is that one or more of them will soon be chops.

[Kankurette]

Imagine how much mint sauce you'd need for that baaaad boy.