Fucking massive lamb surprises farmer

[idunnosomename]

this cunt chopps yet

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Oh why am I so massive?

[touchingcloth]

We'll both have the fucking massive lamb, rare, with very little mint sauce. You like fucking massive lamb, right, sweet pea?

[Dex Sawash]

Will someone check in on the marooned cliff sheep?

[touchingcloth]

Will someone check in on the marooned cliff sheep?

No. The farmer has big cliffs, but nobody's allowed down. And below these big cliffs are fucking massive lambs, because of all the chemicals he's put in them. And these fucking massive lambs are scared! They don't know why they're so big! They go "Oh, why am I so fucking massive?"

[Clatty McCutcheon]

Will someone check in on the marooned cliff sheep?

The cliff sheep was rescued and taken (slightly controversially) to a farm park - the same park from which two porcupines escaped last week and were found wandering the streets of Dumfries:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd17651v2m0o

Could the cliff sheep escape and go down another cliff? Is possible.

[waste of chops]

[Underturd]

That's brilliant and your username makes it even funnier :-)

[Glebe]

It'll be fine, just as long as it doesn't develop a drug habit.

[Catalogue Trousers]

Mary had a massive lamb
And it was always gruntin
She fried it in a massive pie
And garnished it with buntin

[Underturd]

Mary had another
Which was good cos she was skint
She bred it with a stick of rock
So it would make a mint

[Glebe]

So this is what Carcass' Bill Steer does in his spare time!

[Glebe]

Who could the father be?