Laurence Fox loses court case [split topic]

[Sonny_Jim]

The reality is that not all marriages work out and the world isn't perfect. Billie had an affair with the father of her daughter and that was that. It was heartbreaking at the time, but as the years passed I have no malice towards her personally at all.

In fact I have instigated 4 rounds of family therapy, and each time she has withdrawn just at the moment when the rubber meets the road.

Stinky Alan Partridge vibes.  Has anyone got access to an Alan Partridge AI so I can check to see whether the above does actually read like a section from the audiobooks.

[Kankurette]

Aw, the Crack Fox is mentally ill? Maybe he should just toughen up. I mean, good times make soft men, and we need MEN. Right, Foxy?

[dead-ced-dead]

Anyway, I guess I'm rubbernecking like everyone else at this point but good like to Piper (and kids), she seems a good egg. That Everyone Hates Susie show the other year, had such an intense energy to it. I really like her

I'd recommend Rare Beasts, too. Her directorial debut. It's not perfect, but she's a VERY talented person. One of those once in a blue moon talents.

[phes]

Stinky Alan Partridge vibes.  Has anyone got access to an Alan Partridge AI so I can check to see whether the above does actually read like a section from the audiobooks.

Would also love to hear Linehans Tough Crowd read by Rimmer. Swap out TRAs for Lister, and Becoming an Officer for Father Ted Musical, and it's indistinguishable

[Sebastian Cobb]

I'd recommend Rare Beasts, too. Her directorial debut. It's not perfect, but she's a VERY talented person. One of those once in a blue moon talents.

Yeah it's good. Would also recommend Eternal Beauty that came out around the same time.

[Marbles]

It won't be as funny, though, because he'll just piss himself without even trying to find a toilet.

It'll improve the smell though

[phantom_power]

It's funny how under even the mildest non-criticism the manbaby shits his pants again. She didn't say anything about him but spoke about the situation and still the thin-skinned dickhead has a paddy. And the manosphere is full of other people blaming her for all his woes, the richest being Andrew Tate tweeting that "men have no rights". You would think being the alpha male rock hard bastard that he is that he would be forcing men to have rights

[Kankurette]

I'd love to know what rights Tate thinks men don't have. He's far better off than he deserves to be.

[Catalogue Trousers]

Why am I calling bullshit?

Why an I smelling bullshit? And I thought that Lozza just had bad breath. I hope that Billie 'litigates' him into oblivion like the evil, gold-digging, family-destroying harpy that she so clearly must be.

[sheddyian]

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[Mister Six]

EDIT: Nah, it was a bit much even for a cunt like Fox.

[king_tubby]

This bloke really is a hapless chump.

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2024/mar/28/laurence-fox-ruled-out-london-mayor-contest-errors-nomination

[Huxleys Babkins]

The grift that keeps on giving.

[Kankurette]

He's now accusing Billie of blowing the kids' allowance on coke.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Every accusation is a confession.

[Sonny_Jim]

Screenshot?  I'm guessing he deleted it as I didn't see anything

[Pete23]

Not sure it's been mentioned, but when he addressed the 150 people who turned up to his Million Man March to boycot Nike over the England Football kit he was wearing a pair of Nikes: https://www.thepoke.com/2024/03/25/laurence-fox-calls-for-nike-boycott-while-wearing-nike-shoes/

I'm starting to think he's doing it deliberately for some kind of Borat type film project.

[Mr Trumpet]

Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen has let himself go

[McFlymo]

This bloke really is a hapless chump.

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2024/mar/28/laurence-fox-ruled-out-london-mayor-contest-errors-nomination

Offff! That was just the lift I needed today. ooooh. That really hits the spot. Aaaah. Like a lovely deep tissue massage.

[Kankurette]

Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen has let himself go

He's been on the spice again.

[Better Midlands]

Screenshot?  I'm guessing he deleted it as I didn't see anything

[Alberon]

Fucking hell.

Just fucking hell.

I can't even enjoy this latest implosion as his kids are involved in this insane mess.

Too barking even for the far right news channels.

[jobotic]

Don't recall Billie humiliating the children by blacking them up whilst she was off her face and sticking it online.

I hope his "tragic" end comes soon. Fucking cunt.

At least this mayor business will save his backers their deposit. Surely they'll turn off the tap soon.

[idunnosomename]

He's actually even more despicable, incompetent, washed-up and egotistical than Graham Linehan, by quite a large margin too. Although tbf its probably all the cocaine has a part in that.

[Better Midlands]

He's actually even more despicable, incompetent, washed-up and egotistical than Graham Linehan

[Alberon]

Hadn't thought about it like that, but it's absolutely true. You really have to work at it to fall that far, but he's managed it.

[phes]

He's actually even more despicable, incompetent, washed-up and egotistical than Graham Linehan, by quite a large margin too. Although tbf its probably all the cocaine has a part in that.

Hmmm. Graham Linehan is a fucking appalling relentlessly nasty bullying asshole. Can we not just lock them up together forever and broadcast it until they perish

Oh that's twitter isn't it

[Sebastian Cobb]

Every accusation is a confession.

Aye, as far as I know there aren't photos of Piper with crusty white bits up in their nose floating around on the web.

[Cuellar]

Brain is scrambled.

"and a bill I cannot talk about it"

"berating and extolling the patriarchy"

Gibberish.

[gilbertharding]

Everyone's allowed a past, but Billie Piper was known (by people who'd never met her, admittedly) as Chazbaps.

I always assumed the nickname was given in a spirit of admiration, myself, fwiw.