Harry and Meghan giving up royal duties [split topic]

[Pinball]

He's got posh kid haircut, with matching fashion slacks.

[idunnosomename]

Remember when Prince William was supposed to be the handsome one? Dude looks worse than his grandmother.

All his hair fell out. Have a little bit of empathy.

[idunnosomename]

God george is wearing old man pyjama pants. Gonna be an insufferable cunt

[Pinball]

William does look the part though. Hair to the throne?

[Urinal Cake]

All his hair fell out. Have a little bit of empathy.

He should wear a wig like his nan.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

It's so obvious what that side parting gargoyle is going to look like in 20 years time it's making me physically sick to complete the synaptic pathways.

[idunnosomename]

He should wear a wig like his nan.

or like george i-iv. This bald king nonsense. Off with his minimal hair, on with his periwig

[Pinball]

George's shirt looks like something a Victorian baby would wear. Get down to Gap FFS.

[idunnosomename]

His granny's dress looks like one of those posh quilted bog rolls

[V]

Nice, but Charles' speech bubble needs to be lower than the CoD's, otherwise you'll read his first.

Fixed

[Sebastian Cobb]

George's shirt looks like something a Victorian baby would wear.

As a member of a family that symbolises a feudal society of medieval England in what is ostensibly a modern democratic state. Colour me shocked!

[machotrouts]

Nice, but Charles' speech bubble needs to be lower than the CoD's, otherwise you'll read his first.

It's a manga

[gatchamandave]

He's got posh kid haircut, with matching fashion slacks.

It's Hunting Stewart, Miss Smith

[Jittlebags]

How does the Royal gene pool go? At least rumour wise. There may be a Lord Porchester involved, and maybe someone with a red beard. Those two offspring of Ferguson look like there was a frog involved somewhere.

[Ambient Sheep]

Edward is also rumoured to be another Porchester-style situation, although not with Porchester; I forget who.


EDIT: Oh!  Good point!  If Meghan's husband really is Harry Hewitt after all, then basically he's not royal at all, is he?  Well only inasmuch as Diana's parents were vaguely blue-bloodish in the first place... that DOES change things... "You see Liz?  I knew no grandson of mine would go to bed with a..."

Perhaps Harry knows and this his way of just getting out of a family that he no longer feels part of?

Probably just stupid speculation from me here, sorry.

[Urinal Cake]

If only Harry stayed a Las Vegas mad lad instead of trying to act responsibly.

[imitationleather]

"You see Liz?  I knew no grandson of mine would go to bed with a..."

Didn't Phillip spend a few years going around the world on a yacht doing exactly that behind the Queen's back?

[kittens]

happy to hear they'll be getting some much deserved time off.

[Blue Jam]

Ended up watching some Syoots on Netflix last night. Sadly it's not like it's portrayed in The Windsors ("Overuled!" "No, you're overuled!), it's preposterous but surprisingly enjoyable and I got drawn in. Syoots herself is actually one of the better actors in it. I remember enjoying it when it first started (in the pre-Syoots era) so I may have to give it another go. It's pretty good as comfort telly.

I don't understand those royalists who are angry that Bants married "a C-list actor". No-one seemed bothered by Katie's lack of IMDB credits. Also I suspect these people wouldn't have been too pleased if Bants had married an A-list actor. They're just angry he didn't marry someone more like his mother.

[BlodwynPig]

Ended up watching some Syoots on Netflix last night. Sadly it's not like it's portrayed in The Windsors ("Overuled!" "No, you're overuled!), it's preposterous but surprisingly enjoyable and I got drawn in. Syoots herself is actually one of the better actors in it. I remember enjoying it when it first started (in the pre-Syoots era) so I may have to give it another go. It's pretty good as comfort telly.

I don't understand those royalists who are angry that Bants married "a C-list actor". No-one seemed bothered by Katie's lack of IMDB credits. Also I suspect these people wouldn't have been too pleased if Bants had married an A-list actor. They're just angry he didn't marry someone more like his mother.

I met "Tony Gionopoulos" in a bar in Toronto. The life of a C-list celebrity seemed pretty cool and pretty bleak.

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/05/19/struggling_brampton_actor_discovers_hes_big_in_serbia_really_big.html

(check out the intro for Tropical Heat)

[Cuellar]

Hope they all burn down to be honest

[Blue Jam]

I met "Tony Gionopoulos" in a bar in Toronto. The life of a C-list celebrity seemed pretty cool and pretty bleak.

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/05/19/struggling_brampton_actor_discovers_hes_big_in_serbia_really_big.html

(check out the intro for Tropical Heat)

Oh yes, you sent me the juicy goss in those PMs. Was much appreciated. Damn, we have to have a snooker meet soon.

My favourite one in Syoots is Rick Hoffman as Louis though. He's very entertaining, I shall keep watching.

[BlodwynPig]

Oh yes, you sent me the juicy goss in those PMs. Was much appreciated. Damn, we have to have a snooker meet soon.

My favourite one in Syoots is Rick Hoffman as Louis though. He's very entertaining, I shall keep watching.

I hadn't seen the Tropical Heat intro. Sadly the "bronzed and bleach-mullet haired" actor John David Bland died in 1998 aged 34, absolute no reference to his death online accept his Czech wikipedia page (no other languages available) and an obscure forum from 2002 in which a producer briefly mentions his passing amongst a description of the trials and tribulations of filming the show in Mexico, Cuba and South Africa. I suspect heroin death.

The show itself looks hyper-cliched, but great. The lead female retired from acting and now (a decade ago) practices alternative medicine.

ps. can someone remind me what thread this is?

[Icehaven]

ps. can someone remind me what thread this is?

It's my life take it or leave it
Set me free what's that crap papa-knew-it-all
I got my own life you got your own life
Live your life and set me free
Mind your business and leave my business
You know everything papa-knew-it-all
Very little knowledge is dangerous
Stop bugging me stop bothering me
Stop bugging me stop forcing me
Stop fighting me stop yelling me
It's my life

[Hook]
(It's my life)
It's my life my worries! (It's my life)
It's my life my problems! (It's my life)
It's my life my worries! (It's my life)
It's my life my problems! (It's my life)

[Verse 2]
Do you understand
I live the way I want to live
I make decisions day and night
Show me signs and good examples
Stop telling me how to run your business
Take a trip to east and west
You find that you don't know anything
Every's getting tired of you
Sometimes you have to look and listen
You can even learn from me
Little knowledge is dangerous
It's my life

[BlodwynPig]

NEIL SPLIT THIS SPLIT TOPIC

"Tropical Heat - Your Memories, Our Dreams"

NEIL SPLIT THIS SPLIT TOPIC SPLIT TOPIC

"Dr. Alban, a new hope"

[Cuellar]

Ended up watching some Syoots on Netflix last night. Sadly it's not like it's portrayed in The Windsors ("Overuled!" "No, you're overuled!), it's preposterous but surprisingly enjoyable and I got drawn in. Syoots herself is actually one of the better actors in it. I remember enjoying it when it first started (in the pre-Syoots era) so I may have to give it another go. It's pretty good as comfort telly.

I don't understand those royalists who are angry that Bants married "a C-list actor". No-one seemed bothered by Katie's lack of IMDB credits. Also I suspect these people wouldn't have been too pleased if Bants had married an A-list actor. They're just angry he didn't marry someone more like his mother.

Forgive me if I'm missing something, I've never watched the show, but isn't 'Syoots' the way the English pronounce 'Suits' (a sore point for me as I used to get rinsed mercilessly for pronouncing it this way at school, in ENGLAND, where that IS HOW IT'S PRONOUNCED)? As she's a North American anglophone, wouldn't Meghan Markle pronounce it 'Soots'?

[Blue Jam]

Yes, but "Syoots" is the way the character "Meghan Markle" in the sitcom The Windsors pronounces it, so it became a bit of a nickname for Meghan Markle (the real-life one) on here.

I actually looked up some interviews on YouTube to see if she actually pronounces it "Syoots" but sadly she doesn't.

[Huxleys Babkins]

It's my life take it or leave it
Set me free what's that crap papa-knew-it-all
I got my own life you got your own life
Live your life and set me free
Mind your business and leave my business
You know everything papa-knew-it-all
Very little knowledge is dangerous
Stop bugging me stop bothering me
Stop bugging me stop forcing me
Stop fighting me stop yelling me
It's my life

[Hook]
(It's my life)
It's my life my worries! (It's my life)
It's my life my problems! (It's my life)
It's my life my worries! (It's my life)
It's my life my problems! (It's my life)

[Verse 2]
Do you understand
I live the way I want to live
I make decisions day and night
Show me signs and good examples
Stop telling me how to run your business
Take a trip to east and west
You find that you don't know anything
Every's getting tired of you
Sometimes you have to look and listen
You can even learn from me
Little knowledge is dangerous
It's my life

Dancing around whilst reading this post. Fucking caning it. Colleagues looking on, mouths agape, shaking heads. Stop judging me. It's my life.

[Cuellar]

Yes, but "Syoots" is the way the character "Meghan Markle" in the sitcom The Windsors pronounces it, so it became a bit of a nickname for Meghan Markle (the real-life one) on here.

I actually looked up some interviews on YouTube to see if she actually pronounces it "Syoots" but sadly she doesn't.

Oh right, as you were

[Pinball]

How long before Harry and Meghan divorce? As she's returned to Canada after staying in the UK for 2 days, leaving Harry to carry the can with Brenda, they are already separated. She will no doubt restart acting in Toronto shortly (Suits maybe?), and that's that. Royal role over.

A right royal fuck-up by Harry. What a pussy-whipped fool.