Gregg Wallace's Saturday

[Oosp]

[dex]

Ha! There is something of the Roy with old Gregg

[Better Midlands]

[Sebastian Cobb]

This was my yesterday, minus the coffee.

I ended up in this bad boy before going to The Rum Shack, you'd have loved it.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Just bought a new pair of glasses and was feeling pretty good about them but I've just discovered that they are basically Gregg's ones. This has made me question my judgement somewhat

[monkfromhavana]

Just bought a new pair of glasses and was feeling pretty good about them but I've just discovered that they are basically Gregg's ones. This has made me question my judgement somewhat

Well you did put "look like Gregg Wallace" on your manifesting board. Be careful what you wish for.

[frajer]

I know son, I'm gutted too, but it can't be ignored. Local Harvester's closing down and that's that.

But you'll still be out of the house for the 3 hours you're normally there, won't you dad?

I dunno mate... I just dunno.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Is that a toy monkey holding a deck of cards in the top left hand corner?

[shoulders]

I ended up in this bad boy before going to The Rum Shack, you'd have loved it.

Hmm, where's that?

[Sebastian Cobb]

Hmm, where's that?

That's The Laurieston.

Massive juxtaposition between inside and out as it looks like a flat roof murder pub. It's one of those ones that was in the bottom of a tenement and they just chopped the roof out, the smoking area is the old stairwell.

This was next to me, took restraint not to pick it up and see if it gave me a dialtone.

[shoulders]

Ah, of course. I wondered if it was an Edinburgh pub for some reason.

[Alberon]

Pretty much the worst photoshop I've ever done. Fuck it, post.

[Icehaven]

That's The Laurieston.

Massive juxtaposition between inside and out as it looks like a flat roof murder pub. It's one of those ones that was in the bottom of a tenement and they just chopped the roof out, the smoking area is the old stairwell.

This was next to me, took restraint not to pick it up and see if it gave me a dialtone.

I'm obsessed with this phone now. When's the last time it rang? Come on, check the dialtone!

[dissolute ocelot]

I'm obsessed with this phone now. When's the last time it rang? Come on, check the dialtone!

1471

Does that still work?

[Icehaven]

1471

Does that still work?

Dunno, haven't had a functioning landline in over a decade.

[Mr_Simnock]

1471

Does that still work?

well that's quite a strange formation clive

[Inspector Norse]

Is that a toy monkey holding a deck of cards in the top left hand corner?

It's his real son, the one sat with him is an actor.

[frajer]

Another gem from Popbitch:

>> NastyChef <<
Gregg's adventurous palate

If you enjoyed last week's Gregg Wallace anecdote, here's another of even headier vintage.

During the filming of an episode of MasterChef, the judges were presented with the contestants' dishes to taste as usual, but John Torode found himself quite flummoxed by one plate.

"I can't quite put my finger on what this dish reminds me of..." he said, ponderously.

"I can!" Gregg gleefully interjected. "It's me aunt's cunt!"

Even though the production team and contestants were well used to Gregg's brand of humour, this particular bon mot managed to stun the entire room into silence. Again, it failed to make the edit.

[Kankurette]

How does the dirty old bollocks know what his aunt's cunt looks like?

[jobotic]

Tastes like, surely?




Anyway, the dish in question was Aunt's Cunt Pie

[Sebastian Cobb]

Another gem from Popbitch:

Also

Michel Roux Jr says that, presented with a dish he particularly enjoys, Gregg Wallace is wont to exclaim: "I could take that home and shag it."

[Butchers Blind]

Tastes like, surely?




Anyway, the dish in question was Aunt's Cunt Pie

Aunt's Cunt Pie comes from a Victorian recipie when 'cunt' was the traditional name for fish.