Countdown to AreMaygeddon (the s.t.b. ex-PM thread)

[olliebean]

This fucking disgrace of a government needs to be gone, irrespective of the shambles they've made of Brexit. Is anything going to be done about them using public money to disseminate smears against Corbyn, or is that just going to be swept under the rug like every fucking other shitty corrupt thing they've done?

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The term "backstop" always makes me think of freshly delivered milk, for some reason.

[olliebean]

The term "backstop" always makes me think of freshly delivered milk, for some reason.

Red top, silver top, gold top, backs top?

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Red top, silver top, gold top, backs top?

Maybe, or something about back doorstep?

Dunno.  Mind works in weird ways.

[Funcrusher]

Corbs now requesting an emergency debate on postponement of the vote.

[biggytitbo]

The term "backstop" always makes me think of freshly delivered milk, for some reason.

Reminds me of when I can't do a potty.

[Funcrusher]

Bercow allows a three hour debate for tomorrow.

[Funcrusher]

Someone just grabbed the mace.

[Captain Z]

They're all grabbing the mace by the time

[greencalx]

Corbs now requesting an emergency debate on postponement of the vote.

What can the outcome of this be?

[olliebean]

So what does that mean? Are they going to vote on whether to postpone the vote?

[Funcrusher]

As far as I can understand, a Whip said 'tomorrow' so that means the vote is postponed. Corbs gets the debate on this. The DUP have apparently said they would support a censure motion if Corbs lays one.

[Alberon]

Corbs now requesting an emergency debate on postponement of the vote.

Oh, that's put my mind at rest.

[pancreas]

Someone just grabbed the mace.

I must be a fucking clairvoyant.

[pancreas]

This has to be the gayest mace-grab in all the world.

[thraxx]

This has to be the gayest mace-grab in all the world.

What is point grab the mace what is point?

[hamfist]

What is point grab the mace what is point?

If you're not gonna hit someone with it, indeed - what is PIONT ?

[biggytitbo]

Its just a form of protest isn't it, presumably about May not giving parliament NUFF RESPECT.

[pancreas]

What is point grab the mace what is point?

There's only one person who can answer this: Ronalado, are you out there?

[thraxx]

First this shit today in parliament and now Everton have thrown away their lead.  THE WORST DAY EVER.

[Fabian Thomsett]

This has to be the gayest mace-grab in all the world.

Wasn't as good as when McDonnell did it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdUcImZXhNg

[biggytitbo]

Ohh man there's nothing funnier than a grown man trying to make off with a ceremonial mace from the 17th century.

[hamfist]

Wasn't as good as when McDonnell did it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdUcImZXhNg

I guess they didn't film when Tarzan did it. I heard he ripped his shirt off and yelled "BANZAI".

[Blue Jam]

This has to be the gayest mace-grab in all the world.

I dunno, I imagined him going all Legend Gary and swinging it round his head going "DO YOU FACKIN' WANT SOME?"

[mothman]

I dunno, I imagined him going all Legend Jimmy and swinging it round his head going "DO YOU FACKIN' WANT SOME?"

He's Scottish, so I fixed that for you.

[Cloud]

What can the outcome of this be?

bad for Corbyn

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This has to be the gayest mace-grab in all the world.

"Mate you can't keep that; give it back please."

"Oh yarss, sorry your honour."

[Sin Agog]

Macy Gay?

My MP, by the way.

[Johnny Yesno]

Labour have blown it.

This has to be the gayest mace-grab in all the world.

27m27 minutes ago
Replying to @dcakraemer @lloyd_rm

Corbyn has secured an Emergency Debate on @theresa_may 's Brexit deal.
If this is won, she will be forced to put her deal to Parliament to Vote on.
#VoteMayDown
Corbyn plays a blinder

[Funcrusher]

Is it the case that if Corbyn wins the debate then a vote will be forced?