Euphoria III: Despite the Times.

[Vodkafone]

You are visited by a series of voles who offer you increasingly beneficial advice on how to improve your life.

This is excellent

[PlanktonSideburns]

Glebe moves through this thread like greased up penguin through a trifle

[Shaxberd]

Glebe moves through this thread like greased up penguin through a trifle

You find a greasy penguin in your trifle. It's adorable.

[Glebe]

@Vodkafone Belated cheers!

@PlanktonSideburns Chuckle!

@Shaxberd YES!

Euphoria!

[Glebe]

The first rays of spring. Fancy a choc ice?

[Glebe]

An upbeat owl leaves a family bag of Mars on your window sill, "Enjoy mate, hoot!"

[Glebe]

A St. Patrick's Day session ends with you surfing up the Liffey on a Guinness pallet.

[KaraokeDragon]

A St. Patrick's Day session ends with you surfing up the Liffey on a Guinness pallet.

You wake up the next day and by some miracle are completely free of a hangover! You capitalise on your joie de vivre by finally going to the clinic to donate blood, where the nurses are so impressed by the level of iron in your blood that they give you a second plate of recovery double choc cookies with smarties in them and everything.

[Glebe]

You wake up the next day and by some miracle are completely free of a hangover! You capitalise on your joie de vivre by finally going to the clinic to donate blood, where the nurses are so impressed by the level of iron in your blood that they give you a second plate of recovery double choc cookies with smarties in them and everything.

"I've never seen so many Smarties in a cookie!"

"Enjoy mate." *wink*

[Vodkafone]

A cat sniffs a flower and winks at a passing bee.

[bgmnts]

A cat sniffs a flower and winks at a passing bee.

One of Aesop's lesser known works.

[bgmnts]

A heroic pigeon swoops in to the public toilet you've desecrated with a minging hangover shit, and carpet bombs you with toilet roll stolen from the ladies.

[Vodkafone]

You are told of your immunity to heart disease and diabetes on the same day you inherit a ton of money. Time to embrace the hobbit lifestyle in full!

[Glebe]

A cat sniffs a flower and winks at a passing bee.

Bee goes "Cheers mate," and gifts the cat a load of honey or that.

[Kankurette]

A grey fox wanders into the road and you swear he winks at you before he runs off.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Real life fox euphoria, cycling to work at 4am, a fox once leapt out of a hedge and galboled Long my bycicle for half a mile

[Glebe]

Real life fox euphoria, cycling to work at 4am, a fox once leapt out of a hedge and galboled Long my bycicle for half a mile

That's lovely. I hope it gave you a wink as it left, as if to say "Cheers mate, you go easy there now my love!"

[Fishfinger]

Your cancer turns out to be one of those purely decorative ones. Result!

[Vodkafone]

You finally do a fart that sounds exactly like a villager from Minecraft

[PlanktonSideburns]

You instantly, infinitely, and retrospectiveley, do a fart that sounds exactly like a villager from Minecraft

Here you go mate, made it even more euphoric, gratis!

[Vodkafone]

Here you go mate, made it even more euphoric, gratis!

You spoil me

[Glebe]

A large dose of analgesic eases all pains, brightening your day and that and everything feels great and the like.

[Fishfinger]

You can save money on the Spanish Edition of the Shogun novel by ordering a copy of the original in a language you can actually read.