Fascinating coincidences

[Bad Ambassador]

Here's an example: a 61-year-old man from County Down has been arrested on allegations of historical child sexual abuse and rape, the same day that 61-year-old Jeffrey Donaldson, the very right-wing, pro-Brexit, anti-GFA, anti-LGBTQI+ head of the Democratic Unionist Party, also from County Down, deletes all his social media accounts.

What are the chances of that?

[madhair60]

he's probably the guy who did all that stuff

[idunnosomename]

He's just stepped down as leader confirming that he has been "charged with allegations of an historical nature".

[Underturd]

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!

[beanheadmcginty]

My favourite coincidence is that the American and British Dennis the Menaces debuted in their respective comics on the same day, despite having absolutely zero to do with each other.

[Dex Sawash]

My favourite coincidence is that the American and British Dennis the Menaces debuted in their respective comics on the same day, despite having absolutely zero to do with each other.

Also both fiddlers

[idunnosomename]

The BBC are now reporting this coincidence.

Who thought a knight bachelor of the british empire could be a diddler???

[Gurke and Hare]

The BBC are now reporting this coincidence.

Who thought a knight bachelor of the british empire could be a diddler???

Sir Jimmy Savile
Sir Cyril Smith

The coincidences never stop!

[buttgammon]

Is he going to argue that the historical offences in question took place before the earth was created a couple of thousand years ago?

[George White]

He was also formerly Enoch Powell's assistant, and served the same role for Lord Molyneaux.

Then again, Unionism is full of slot badgers.
Remnded of DUP's
Keith Lard-alike Billy Walker



Then there's the TUV's Davy Tweed.

[Buelligan]

Oh god, not another bush dodger. :(

[George White]

Chances are he probably won't go to jail, knowing the difficulties that knights have being prosecuted.

See also Sir Kevin Spacey.

[Kankurette]

Bunty Man Walker

[Proactive]

He was also formerly Enoch Powell's assistant, and served the same role for Lord Molyneaux.

Then again, Unionism is full of slot badgers.
Remnded of DUP's
Keith Lard-alike Billy Walker



Then there's the TUV's Davy Tweed.

I know you shouldn't laugh at someone for how they look, but fuck me if some people don't go out of their way to make you do so.

[George White]

I know you shouldn't laugh at someone for how they look, but fuck me if some people don't go out of their way to make you do so.

It's okay. He's an Evil Sex Beast. Anyway, he's got more in common with a crab than you and me.

[Vodkafone]

Previously unseen Fast Show character.

[Ferris]

Chances are he probably won't go to jail, knowing the difficulties that knights have being prosecuted.

All the armour and helmets make it very hard to get a positive ID

[steve98]

And here's to you Jeffery Donaldson,
Foolin' with that young stuff like you do...

[mojo filters]

What's that you say, Jeffrey Donaldson?
Heaven holds a place for those who're gay,
Hey, hey, hey [and back to the Emaj open chord riff]