strange/odd. pathological turn on's - share them here!

[Cerys]

I like to put my penis inside ladies' fannies.

That's just plain unhygienic.

[Lazy Daisy]

The word and.

[Johnny Townmouse]

Heathrow Terminal 4 branch of WH Smiths

[kenneth trousers]

Watching ladies pick up dog shit.

[vrailaine]

Sounds like you just get turned on by being dominated, its quite common, nothing wrong or sick about it. The weirdest sexual turns ons I have read about are cracks in pavements, insects crawling on the body and plushophilia. An example of the last one is here, why on earth folk like this is beyond my comprehension, totally not safe for work or anywhere else link - http://tiny.cc/oqhiqw.

...well, I shouldn't have just blindly clicked that link.
What is the cracks in pavements one? like, sticking it into one?

[buttgammon]

In a conversation about fetishes once, someone pointed out that technically, even kissing is a fetish and thus ONLY FOR SICK WEIRD PERVERTS BECAUSE IT'S NOT AS IF VIRTUALLY EVERYBODY HAS FETISHES.

So, I must confess to having a strange, sick, deplorable, perverted thing for kissing. How horrible.

[Mr_Simnock]

...well, I shouldn't have just blindly clicked that link.
What is the cracks in pavements one? like, sticking it into one?

Firstly, I'm glad I made you look :) You will forever be able to say 'I've seen weirder, believe you me'. Secondly, your not far off, I'll have to dig the original Fortean Times article out if I can find it.

[Nobody Soup]

love. the greatest taboo of them all.

[Thursday]

I can only get aroused if Final Flesh is playing in the background.

[eluc55]

It will surprise no-one whose heard me on cab radio to learn that I get aroused by talking during sex.

[Smeraldina Rima]

eluc55's big ass.

[Melody Lee]

If I'm absolutely honest, squeezing the life out of another human being with my bare hands is just about the most astonishing sexual high I've ever experienced. So far they've mainly been homeless persons who've eagerly come home with me, having been offered food and somewhere warm to sleep for the night, though I do wonder if it might feel all the better if they weren't so easy to overpower. It's weird... I fantasized for so many years about the act itself - now I just wish somebody would fight back, as though that would somehow make it all worthwhile.

Also, nice round lady-bums. But they pretty much take a backseat to the stranglings.

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Best Re: OP ever

[Sasha]

ugh, I just want someone in AUTHORITY to give me a good seeing to, why is that too much to ask?

all I want is some ANGRY POWERFULL MAN, to degrade me, abuse me, and tell me how worthless I am.

Nazi integration porn FTW!!!!!!

[Ginyard]

It will surprise no-one whose heard me on cab radio to learn that I get aroused by talking during sex.

I like no talking. Just the hint of a sentence and I bite their nipples. Fortunately, the dead are not known for their conversation.

[biggytitbo]

I get very turned on by extremely short women, eg less than 4ft tall, sat naked in a big top hat wearing a (smaller) top hat.

[Sasha]

I'm of  to work now ( my proper job, not my pretending to care about the underclass job).  Ive not done the work I was supposed to do, I hope my super hot boss will punish me for it.

[Sasha]

I get very turned on by extremely short women, eg less than 4ft tall, sat naked in a big top hat wearing a (smaller) top hat.

How do you feel about 5 ft 1 women?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Thats a lot of feet on one woman.

[biggytitbo]

Yeah thats the new Human Centipede film isnt it?

[Ginyard]

I don't get the porn surge for the human centipede. Actual centipedes are far more heavenly.

[Dead kate moss]

ugh, I just want someone in AUTHORITY to give me a good seeing to, why is that too much to ask?

all I want is some ANGRY POWERFULL MAN, to degrade me, abuse me, and tell me how worthless I am.

Nazi integration porn FTW!!!!!!

I can't claim to be angry, but I do think you are stupid, boring and think you have 'out-there' sexual fantasies that are in fact the most common or garden variety possible. Will that do? Wait I mean 'yeah, take that you dumb bitch!!'

So you've read 50 Shades Of Grey recently and didn't notice it was badly written. Can I ask what comedy or cinema you like, as it's likely to be good for a laugh.

[Buelligan]

I don't think it will be good for a laugh at all.  It think it will be dreary. 

[biggytitbo]

Is 50 shades of grey about a woman who has sex with squirrels? If so I'll go buy it immediately.

[Buelligan]

John Major's pant collection.

[Dead kate moss]

I don't think it will be good for a laugh at all.  It think it will be dreary.

Yes I am perhaps being optimistic. I predict Sasha quite likes Russel Howard, and Frankie Boyle. Perhaps Lee Nelson - he hates chavs too. She doesn't know who Paul Whitehouse is, with google searching him.

She is the type to excuse not having seen any movies from the past if they 'were made before she was born.' Her favourite movies are horrors like Saw or Final Destination, which she thinks is surprising.

[BlodwynPig]

Is 50 shades of grey about a woman who has sex with squirrels? If so I'll go buy it immediately.

I thought the book was about the first Roswell alien feeling like he landed in Hell - 50's Hades for Grey.

[biggytitbo]

Or the new Gillette razor - 50 blades of steel.


This is Now Show quality stuff this!

[Ginyard]

Or a Game of Thrones village address  -  50 Shadesofg Rey

[Inaniloquent]

Be more like Castle Shadegrey wouldn't it? Fiftie of the Shadegreys. A banner of a pair of handcuffs  (which is about as hardcore BDSM as that book gets.) He'd be all talk and no nipples.