Questions/small talk about things you have no interest in

[monkfromhavana]

What's your favourite flavour of banana?

[Lazy Daisy]

How's the matchstick replica of HMS Ark Royal coming along?.

[Kane Jones]

"Did you have a good holiday?"

As if anyone wants to hear what someone else got up to on their holiday.

[idunnosomename]

Wait, so why do they applaud a football player when he's taken off???

[monkfromhavana]

Did you ever break that Domino Rally world record?

[Neville Chamberlain]

Have you been arrested as part of Operation Yewtree yet? Are you paying by card?

[Tiny Poster]

So, do you have any fantasies you'd like to try out...?

[monkfromhavana]

Remember when I gave your mum syphillis?

[Tiny Poster]

Why won't you answer my texts anymore?

[monkfromhavana]

I just wanted to say, even through binoculars, you looked great getting undressed last night.

[Tiny Poster]

What's to 'Subscribe' to?

[checkoutgirl]

Are you a regular patron of this establishment ? Is anal sex out of the question ?

Suit yourself. I don't really like you anyway.

[checkoutgirl]

What's your favourite flavour of banana?

You're a banana.