Are you a sitter or a stander?

[mook]

I stand up to wipe my arse. No other option cos the 'How to wipe your arse' instructions are nailed to the wall above the cistern.

so not only do you stand, but you turn around? your pants and bathroom floor must be an utter disgrace. at least you can read though, so at least you've got that going for you.

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I stand up to wipe my arse. No other option cos the 'How to wipe your arse' instructions are nailed to the wall above the cistern.

Your memory is going, Mr Eggs.  At least you've got that going.

[The Masked Unit]

Back in the 80s a cousin of mine had a custom-made, miniature wearable vacuum cleaner which sucked the shit straight out of her bowels via a tube up the arsehole. Works in PR now I believe.

[Mr Eggs]

so not only do you stand, but you turn around? your pants and bathroom floor must be an utter disgrace. at least you can read though, so at least you've got that going for you.

My wellington boots caught the worst of it. They've taken them away now.

[The Masked Unit]

Of course, my grandmother couldn't bear the thought of doing a shit and had her entire lower body removed so food would fall out into a bucket almost immediately after she'd consumed it. Made for some interesting conversations around the Christmas dinner table.

[The Masked Unit]

Then there was Uncle Terry who was born without a bum and had to spunk the shit out of his cock. Had full bowels until the age of 14 when he became capable.

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Then there was Uncle Terry who was born without a bum and had to spunk the shit out of his cock. Had full bowels until the age of 14 when he became capable.

Ah yes; I've heard about him.  "Terry's Chocolate Oranges" we used to say.