If I were to start a thread about cooking healthy meals - would it be trolled?

[Sasha]

I wanna start eating as much fresh non processed foods as possible.
I wana go back to only eating organic, non processed foods, with no added sugar/salt/booze

[Inaniloquent]

Tenner says you're talking about penetrating yourself with vegetables by page 3.

[Lazy Daisy]

Don't encourage her.

[Thomas]

I just put two 'grills' in the oven.

According to the ingredients list, which I only read after the aforementioned 'grills' had been cooking away for ten minutes, they are composed of 40% beef and 34% mechanically separated pork.[nb]m'stomach turns at the idea, but throwing them away now would just be wasteful. Wouldn't it?[nb]UPDATE - They look - and are - disgusting. Got to go, I'm afraid.[/nb][/nb]

It's okay to eat these things as long as I genuinely despise myself, I reason.

[syntaxerror]

aren't you meant to grill grills

[Thomas]

aren't you meant to grill grills

You'd expect so, but these things are 'grills' in name only.

[Ronnie the Raincoat]

DKM started a thread where these things are being discussed- go post there instead.

[Lyndon]

This stuff is so incredibly easy that everyone should have it figured out by the age of about 20, and be very bored of it by now. And yet all these adults who manage to live real lives can't even do it, and argue about it online endlessly oh my god. I'm not trying to be superior because I know I fail hopelessly at most areas of life where these people manage, but it is so easy.

[Thomas]

DKM started a thread where these things are being discussed- go post there instead.

Oh yes, hadn't seen that. Sorries to all.

[biggytitbo]

There's nowt more natural and back to nature than eating droppings. I'l pop any dropping in a bap myself - dog, owl, fieldmouse, lady, badger, horse. Sprinkle a bit of five spice on the top and you have the ideal healthy snack imho.

[mook]

DKM started a thread where these things are being discussed- go post there instead.

who the fuck are you to tell people where to post their thoughts?

[Ronnie the Raincoat]

who the fuck are you to tell people where to post their thoughts?

I am the all-seeing benevolent force that watches over these boards; gaseous, everywhere and nowhere at the same time.  But there is already a thread where those things are being posted, so why not post there? WHY?! Multiple threads with the same posts, where would be then? Chaos. Disarray. Death.

[wosl]

who the fuck are you to tell people where to post their thoughts?

This got declaimed in my head by the bellowing voice of Daltrey.

[Buelligan]

Post your thoughts to Santa and see what happens.

[Cerys]

I am the all-seeing benevolent force that watches over these boards; gaseous, everywhere and nowhere at the same time.

I protest.  No gaseous entity would have tits as good as yours.

[Buelligan]

Or be as generous with their coats.

[Cerys]

That, too.

[Buelligan]

Lovely, non-gaseous entity that is Ronnie, our lovely pinky-red haired nork-bearer.

[alcoholic messiah]

I protest.  No gaseous entity would have tits as good as yours.

I dunno. When you put it like that, she does sound pretty steamy.

[biggytitbo]

I knew this girl who had gaseous tits once. Her left nipple floated off and got caught in the air conditioning causing a nasty incident. To this day I can't look at a left tit without having flashbacks to that horrible night.

[The Masked Unit]

I've got something healthy you can feast on pet... me cock. 

[Noodle Lizard]

I wanna start eating as much fresh non processed foods as possible.
I wana go back to only eating organic, non processed foods, with no added sugar/salt/booze

Fuck's sake.