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Unpopular Tinned Meats

Started by H-O-W-L, November 28, 2021, 09:02:48 AM

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H-O-W-L

Glem and Sclitsle
Scrumsfeld with Gravy
Ham-Flavored Hands
Pasted Clown
Shippam's Bird Toes
Squashed Eighths
Parrot In Jelly
Dog Heads (Small)
Arseholes and Eyelids (Whole)
Glofnurb's Own (With Syrup)
Pasted Clowne

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Kellogg's Clenched Gristlewheats

Heinz Wrenched Sinews (Tinned)

Glebe


shoulders


Poobum

Brined Lob Ons
Slaughterhouse Sediments
Spunk Filled Guts
Fermented Humours

shoulders


idunnosomename

Molten fish surprise
Cheesey old tits
Golden trotter bake
All-day ground owl
Baked beans and bile ducts
Spiced arsehole mince
Your grandparents!
Beef and cum
Cunt juice

Poobum

Jellied Dew Claw
Islets of Langerhans and Cheese
Crispy Purkinje Fibres
Beetle Fats
Fly Pies

Glebe


shoulders

Lion Foods "CANKLES" in brackish water

Poobum

Confit Sphincts
Buttered Taint
Peppered Nasals

H-O-W-L


Loose labia in sunflower oil
Terry's Tumour assortment
Compressed lizard git
Corned koala lips
The frightening lump
The frightening lump 2, this time it's boneless

jobotic

Suction scrapings
Stumpies
Lil' Polyps

Glebe

Bad hams
Raw sedge
I Can't Believe It's Not Vegan!
Unpleasant meats
Forgotten spams

Catalogue of ills

Humpback prawns in starling gravy
Thrattock's meat compost
Grey slices in olive dirge
I Am Prepared To Believe Some Of It's Meat, Maybe
Pickled Haram in non-Kosher froth
Brown muscle
Gammon flaps
Binned 'n' Tinned
Pressed by-product
See No Weevil
Formed accident




Cuellar

Tinned Bollock Cheeks in Brine

Batchelor's Whole Tinned Small Antelope (in Aspic)
Happy Shopper Mechanised Carcass Scrapings
Corned Lamb
Miscellaneous Gull Meat (Falkland Islands Canneries)

H-O-W-L

X-1209 (Government Issue)
Boris' Fave "Bean Meal" (Toast Included!)
Her Majesty's Pleasure (Pork Flavor)

Elderly Sumo Prophecy


Catalogue of ills

Firstborns & Forearms
Eyes Pie
Universal Credit Animal Loaf

Mr Banlon

Longpig in Blanket
Tramp Scratchings
Offal Waffles
Mini Baby Bellends

Kankurette

Badger scraped off road (or maybe fox, we don't know)

shoulders


Mr Eggs

From the Ye Olde Oak All Creatures Great And Small diseases range

Bovine Tubes 250g
Bovine Sponge 500g
Scrapies in Mint Dripping 250g
Foots and Mouths 10kg school catering barrel
H5N1Avian Fluid 25l school catering drum

Poobum

Spina Bifida Babies a l'orange
Guinead Pig
Steak and Bunions
Varicose Veins in Plaque Butter

Hamunculus
"You've heard of reformed ham? our ham reoffends.
Ham so tasty they had to lock it in a tin."

dissolute ocelot

Boneless hens feet in aspic
Keith Floyds Pickled Jowls
Dead Ulsterman (Was it dead when we put it in the tin? You decide!)
Rare Welsh Rabbit Rarebit in Rabbi Sauce

Elderly Sumo Prophecy


H-O-W-L