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Forums => H.S. Art => Topic started by: popcorn on November 16, 2018, 05:49:44 AM

Title: You need to do a poo
Post by: popcorn on November 16, 2018, 05:49:44 AM
just FYI
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: Foggy Buntwhistle on November 16, 2018, 06:58:07 AM
just had one mate, maybe it's you that needs to do a poo.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: popcorn on November 16, 2018, 07:32:28 AM
No it's you. It's not over.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: popcorn on November 16, 2018, 09:15:07 AM
ughhh I can smell it... disgusting. Go to the toilet please.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: Foggy Buntwhistle on November 16, 2018, 09:41:27 AM
Nah think I’m alright, are you sure it isn’t you who is in fact the one who needs a poo?Maybe you’re just smelling your own fetid bum hole?

Just a thought.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: Shit Good Nose on November 16, 2018, 09:44:28 AM
Felt like granite boulders coming out, but when I poked it with a (now shitty) stick, it was all soft and mud like.  Weird.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: pancreas on November 16, 2018, 09:54:37 AM
OK, I've just done it. You'll need to bring me a sponge and some new underwear please.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: popcorn on November 16, 2018, 10:12:53 AM
jesus that's rank... I didn't mean actually do a poo you fucking gross weirdo.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: pancreas on November 16, 2018, 12:05:36 PM
Erm, excuse me? I am still sitting here in my own excretions?
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on November 16, 2018, 12:12:22 PM
Tag/ Mark E. Smith modifies lyrics to "Touch Sensitive"/ Tag
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: popcorn on November 16, 2018, 12:26:38 PM
urgh everyone pancreas has actually shat himself. what a fucking weird little perv.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: popcorn on November 16, 2018, 12:43:22 PM
wanking now.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: Gregory Torso on November 16, 2018, 12:44:48 PM
shit thread
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: pancreas on November 16, 2018, 01:02:02 PM
Fucking hell, this poo stuff dries really itchy.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on November 16, 2018, 06:00:53 PM
just had one mate, maybe it's you that needs to do a poo.

What the man said. It were greeny-gray thanks to the red wine I drank.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: kittens on November 16, 2018, 07:18:15 PM
no i don't? this is weird.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: DistressedArea on November 16, 2018, 08:42:23 PM
Makes you think though.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: kittens on November 16, 2018, 09:29:48 PM
i guess i just don't get this thread
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: pancreas on November 17, 2018, 12:02:19 AM
Also, it really hardens round your underwear. Anyone got a chisel?
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: popcorn on November 17, 2018, 02:55:02 AM
no i don't? this is weird.

No. You need to do a poo. Just try. You must try.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: FerriswheelBueller on November 17, 2018, 05:01:00 AM
This thread, state off it.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: popcorn on November 17, 2018, 05:13:21 AM
State of your pants more like mate. You've been trying to hold it in for too long.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: kittens on November 17, 2018, 10:17:15 AM
actually i think i'm starting to get this thread now
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: Foggy Buntwhistle on November 17, 2018, 10:18:39 AM
do actually need a poo now. thanks for the FYI popcorn.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: Dex Sawash on November 17, 2018, 02:11:38 PM
CaB refuses to load, may as well go have a poo.
Have poo, check if CaB page has loaded yet... THIS THREAD
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: New Jack on November 17, 2018, 02:49:53 PM
actually i think i'm starting to get this thread now

It's the same as any other HS Art thread!
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: drummersaredeaf on November 17, 2018, 04:57:07 PM
Fuck you, I won't poo when you tell me.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on November 17, 2018, 09:02:25 PM
Fuck you, I won't poo when you tell me.

Shittin' in the name of.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: hamfist on November 17, 2018, 11:04:15 PM
I need to do a poo at Paul's house
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: Replies From View on November 17, 2018, 11:43:05 PM
I actually don't personally need to do a poo, but I have heard about people who do.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: pancreas on November 18, 2018, 06:01:02 AM
I need to do a poo at Paul's house

And why not mine?!?
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: New Jack on November 18, 2018, 10:09:36 AM
I don't need to, but I'll do it anyway
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: popcorn on July 29, 2019, 04:49:51 PM
Everyone done their poos all right?
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: FerriswheelBueller on July 29, 2019, 05:00:56 PM
Will have my archivist check my records and confirm.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: pancreas on July 29, 2019, 05:07:49 PM
Nearly. This last bit has been stuck for a couple of months now, but I’m getting there.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: The Boston Crab on July 30, 2019, 08:36:00 AM
GGC
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: Bazooka on July 30, 2019, 10:51:55 AM
Is it supposed to come out transparent? Bit worried.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: popcorn on July 30, 2019, 11:08:28 AM
Is it supposed to come out transparent? Bit worried.

Don't want to alarm you but this is a classic sign of bumghasts. Get yourself to a witch doctor asap.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: Bazooka on July 31, 2019, 11:57:30 AM
Don't want to alarm you but this is a classic sign of bumghasts. Get yourself to a witch doctor asap.

Dear fuck, the witch doctor is away for the summer holidays, see you in the afterlife I guess.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: kittens on July 31, 2019, 01:32:37 PM
every single time this thread is resurrected i do end up needing a poo at some point soon after. very weird.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: TrenterPercenter on July 31, 2019, 11:10:13 PM
I did 4 poos what do I get?
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: popcorn on August 01, 2019, 01:55:15 AM
I did 4 poos what do I get?

Well now you owe three people poos.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: a duncandisorderly on August 01, 2019, 02:06:23 AM
GGC

GG Allin
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: chveik on August 01, 2019, 02:18:34 AM
this thread should be pinned, I always forget this kind of stuff
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: TrenterPercenter on August 01, 2019, 10:06:51 AM
Well now you owe three people poos.

Wait a minute so I do the pooing but I'm the one that is still in poo debt?


I'll be speaking to my rep about this.
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: Replies From View on August 01, 2019, 10:27:19 AM
Do cavemen still do poos
Title: Re: You need to do a poo
Post by: Bazooka on August 02, 2019, 07:44:13 AM
Just had a 2 minute power nap on the bog, the chap in the next cubicle took a call and spoke very loudly., not sure I can look at him the same again.