Rejected Riddles of the Sphinx

[zomgmouse]

What has two eyes and another two eyes?

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A pair of fish

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What can you put sideways but never at the same time?

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Lemons in a little basket

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Who finds out but doesn't find in?

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An external detective

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What has a single dinosaur in Finland?

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The Finland Dinosaur Museum

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Why were they rejected?  They are good

[zomgmouse]

self-loathing on the part of the sphinx

[ImmaculateClump]

"Rude holes of the sphincter minx" more like!

[zomgmouse]

😠

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What is round, brown and very saucy?

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Falafels (with sauce)

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[non capisco]

ANSWER ME THIS FOR I AM THE SPHINX

Which world leader is always rushing?

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You answered 'Vladimir Putin' because Russian sounds like "rushing". I am afraid you are wrong. What can give you a rush? A cup of coffee. What do Americans call a cup of coffee? A cup of joe. If you're rushing you are not biding (BIDEN) your time. Therefore the answer is JOE BIDEN and I am afraid that means you are going home tonight with Dusty Bin. Join us again next week on 3-2-1. Sorry, I can't do the hand thing, all sand will end up going everywhere.

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[zomgmouse]

Where has the best salmon sandwiches with no mayonnaise?

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Gift shop down the road from me (the Sphinx)

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