REVEALED: Worst, most violent, most twisted, most prolific Christmas paedophile

[poo]

It Santa :(

[Chollis]

How could we let this happen?

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Santa Claus is an anagram of 'anal ass cut', the injury he frequently sustains while inserting letters from small children into his ring.

[Spoon of Ploff]

Santa is an anagram of Satan

and Claus is an anagram of Cluas... which is a misspelling of Claus

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Can assault

Ass a la cunt

Alt sac anus

[Replies From View]

is it true that santa was born in gibraltar and had to be rugby tackled from out of a giddy rock ape's anus?

[shoulders]

Classic Paedo

[shiftwork2]

As a child I asked my father how Santa would be able to get in seeing as we had a gas fire.  Dad said he had a 'magic key'.  Turns out he did and my brother got fiddled for Christmas when he'd asked for Astro Wars.