do you realise your shoes are costing you two shillings per foot

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tread wisely

[seepage]

I think four shillings for a pair of shoes is quite reasonable

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I didn't say anything about "a pair" of shoes

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Two shillings x the number of legs you have then

[Glebe]

Four and six these new brogues cost me. Not a farthing more, not a farthing less.

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Actually, my new M&S slippers have cost me a lot more than two shillings per foot as the rubber soles have irreparably marked the cream stair carpet. I don't know why I changed the colourway from Dark Dogshit Brown - that was immune to everything: red wine, salsa, pizza, dogshit, blood, M&S slippers. 

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Two shillings x the number of legs you have then

no, because legs are longer than one foot


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