Times Starmar "Daddy or Chips" interview

[Fambo Number Mive]

What else should The Times have asked establishment gammon in their puff piece? They asked:

Angela Rayner or Wes Streeting? Both

Peppa Pig or PJ Masks? Oh my God . . . Peppa Pig

Stormzy or Beethoven? Beethoven — but Stormzy for the kids

Netflix or the BBC? BBC

Priti Patel or Emmanuel Macron? Ugh, neither

Tony Blair or Gordon Brown? Both

Talk for Transformer gave me

"Wendy the elephant or Basil the elephant? Basil the elephant"

Other possible questions:

OFAH dining experience or Fawlty Towers dining experience?

Juggy or Gloylot? Or both?

One six hour poo or six one hour poos?

Alien or Aliens?