It's been a year of surprises.

[Glebe]

It's really been a year of surprises. We've had ups and downs, topsies and turvies and any ways y'please!

But now Replies has accused me of going to bed with dog shit on my hands. I scrub-a-dub-dubbed them ol' hands but there may have been a bit of hazardous dirt matter left on them which I later chipped off when it dried. Look my point is it was only a big of canine excrement, it wasn't like I leaving anthrax on me mitts when I turned in for the night.

Leave off and stop bullying me Replies! Cheers.

[Poobum]

Hmmm, you have a suspiciously "chocolaty" mouth :/

[Glebe]

Hmmm, you have a suspiciously "chocolaty" mouth :/

Now you're suggesting I've been eating the shit! At least that's what I believe you to be inferring!

[Poobum]

And this bothers you?

[Glebe]

Of course! I'm supposed to be an ambassador for H.S. Art, I can't be see covered in dog offal!

[Replies From View]

Don't worry folks - glebe is thankfully now experiencing lifelong imprisonment without wifi so he will no longer be able to post his nonsense here or anywhere else

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Fuck off shithands

[Glebe]

I've still got WiFi. But the dog shit is still on my hands.

[Poobum]

If only it was cat shit, everything would have been fine, such are the arbitrary beauty standards of society. 

[Glebe]

Standards have changed. Its as often as not that you could get away with a few flecks of parrot droppings on your extremities when you retire to bed. Larger animal excrement seems unacceptable now though.

[Replies From View]

I've still got WiFi. But the dog shit is still on my hands.

Two bad things means you should have said "and" not "but".

[Glebe]

Do not split hairs. WiFi means I can keep in touch should more shitty hands incidents occur. The shit that is still on my hands = dried up and practically harmless. But one should not be so quick to carp!

[Replies From View]

What drivel.  You obstinately refuse to follow any guidance on social dogshit hand etiquette so why should you need any kind of interface with us ever again.

I will speaking to everyone I know within the legal system to inform them you are breaking some kind of rules.

You are going to be in such trouble when they find out.

[Glebe]

As I say, it's been a year of surprises.

[Replies From View]

It's all been in your hands and on your hands

[Glebe]

It's been all hands to the pumps.

[shiftwork2]

Do you remember when the latest Bond film had the working title Shatterhand, after Blofeld's alias Dr Guntrum Shatterhand?

 Well Glebe is Shitterhand.

[Glebe]

Glebedward Shitterhands.