a computer game where you invent concord

[Goldentony]

this game is shite john why did you get the kids this for christmas?? its one player for a start and its all fucking words

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

You can see a DESK. You can see BLUEPRINTS . There are exits AT THE FRONT, OVER THE WINGS and AT THE REAR.

What do you want to do?

[Sonny_Jim]

DROP SNOOT
Sorry, I don't know what a SNOOT is.

[Replies From View]

DROP SNOOT
Sorry, I don't know what a SNOOT is.

Naturally.  A lot of new stuff being invented this day

[poo]

Worst Christmas ever, cheers John

[Replies From View]

I like it

[Goldentony]

>>WHAT IS MACH

>>speed

>>INCORRECT WHAT IS MACH FORMULA

[Goldentony]

>>WRONG MACH FORMULA

PROJECT DELAYED

>>>>

17>YEARS

[idunnosomename]

> Crash plane into Big Ben

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO Crash.

> fuck off

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO fuck.

[Sonny_Jim]

You are at the airport.

> START ENGINES
You start your engines and taxi to the active runway

> TAKEOFF
You forgot to turn on the 'No Smoking' sign and the plane catches fire and everybody is dead.

GAME OVER

New game? y/n

>y

You are at the airport.

> START ENGINES
You start your engines and taxi to the active runway

> TURN ON NO SMOKING SIGN
A portly gentlemen in seat 3A grumbles as he stubs out his cigar

> TAKEOFF
You smoothly take off and climb to a cruising altitude of 23,000ft.
One of flight attendants pops into the cockpit and lets you know Syd Little is onboard and he's brought his guitar with him.

> DO A GERMANWINGS

[Glebe]

They connect the 'joystick' to the Commodores' Sixty-Four and 'load' a computer game. Then they do all these things to make a concord, I dunno it's all over my head these days!

[Beagle 2]

Your passenger is PHIL COLLINS. You must pilot Concorde to PHILADELPHIA in time for the concert.

>> Stop Collins

I don't know how to do that

>> Sedate Phil

I don't know how to do that

>> Kill Eric Clapton

ERIC CLAPTON is not a passenger

>> Take off

You are airborne

>> Climb 50,000 ft

You are at cruising height

>> Increase speed. Descend 60,000 feet.

[hamfist]

Concorde, version français

BONJOUR CAPTAINE !
Vous etes dans le Concorde
Comment faire ?

>> Allumer les reacteurs

LES REACTaeURS SONT ALLUMEEs
Joe le taxi vers OUEST ou EST

>> EST mon cheri

BON. Vous joe le taxi vers l'EST
Vous vous trouvez sur la piste
Jeffrey Epstein est à bord
Comment faire ?

>> Départ immediat

TRES bIEN CAPTAINE
Vous avancez LE GAZ
L'avion commence a rouler
REACTEUR No. 2 EN PANNE !!!
Comment faire ?

>> Terminer reacteur 2

Vous avez retardé ReACTEUR 2
L'avion est très jolie
Vous vous trouvez a 1'000 pieds
Quelque'un veut entrer dans LE COCK-PIT
Comment faire ?

>> Ouvrez le cock-pit

Vous ouvrez la porte. JEFFREY EPSTEIN entre dans le COCK-pit avec une mademoiselle de 15 ans
Il commence a crier : "ALLAHU ACKBAR!"
Comment faire ?

>> Tuez Jeffrey Epstein

Vous prenez le axe de feu et commencez a battre EPSTEIN. La mademoiselle de 15 ans est en distresse. Le SANG est partout dans le COCPIt.

>> Quittez jeu

Pas possible. Il y a cent passangers et dans le cocpit un PAEDO MOrT.

>> Quittez jeu !!

Non.

>> Quittez jeu immediat SVP !!

La mademoiselle prend l'axe a feu et vous tue. Vous etes mort. L'avion n'est plus sur controle et s'écrase en le TOUR EIFFEL. Tout le monde est MORT.

JEU TERMINÉ

[Rizla]

- TONY HADLEY sits down and starts singing about gold.

[Goldentony]

PASSENGRS are complaining!

>>

>>ITS TOO FUCKIN FAST

[Replies From View]

I seem to have everything apart from the wings on my concord.  And after that do I need to train staff or what

[Sonny_Jim]

You need to get the Anglo/French meter up to at least 65%, then you press X twice in front of the minister for transport office.

[Replies From View]

I'm still not entirely sure how to get wings on this.  I feel like I must have missed out a step.

[Goldentony]

have you invented wings yet

[Glebe]

Could this be feasible? It is one thing to invent concord and quite another to have a computer game of it.

[hamfist]

If you play as brian trubshaw, and hold down f and p as you pass through mach 1 he sticks his head out the window and shouts racist stuff about The French

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

I'm still not entirely sure how to get wings on this.  I feel like I must have missed out a step.

CHECKIN MCCARTNEY MCCARTNEY SEIWALL LAINE

I cannot MCCARTNEY MCCARTNEY
SEIWALL checked in.
LEINE checked in.

DANGLE QUORN at MCCARTNEY

QUORN dangled at MCCARTNEY.

BOARD RUPERT BEAR

BOARD FROG CHORUS

Overhead luggage lockers are full.

UNLOAD FROG CHORUS?

[idunnosomename]

slowly walking down the hall

full of cum