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Title: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Butchers Blind on March 31, 2021, 07:42:19 PM
What type of hilarity are you expecting tomorrow?
Covid proven to cure baldness?
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Buelligan on March 31, 2021, 07:43:19 PM
Lots of fish mostly.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: thecuriousorange on March 31, 2021, 07:52:30 PM
Institutional racism has ended.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Cuellar on March 31, 2021, 07:54:06 PM
Covid actually doesn't exist, someone just read some charts wrong. All restrictions immediately lifted, sorry about that, get stuck in.

Hopefully said by Boris at an official No 10 press conference.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: bgmnts on March 31, 2021, 07:56:16 PM
Earth is actually flat.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on March 31, 2021, 08:03:57 PM
Could you fetch in the tartan paint from the garage? Cheers.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: idunnosomename on March 31, 2021, 08:12:40 PM
April Fools Day cancelled forever
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: BlodwynPig on March 31, 2021, 08:14:13 PM
STARMER STAYS

Britain is not a racist country.

Black Lives Matter.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: dissolute ocelot on March 31, 2021, 08:23:09 PM
Someone's invented vegan black pudding or cheese or haggis or ribs or something.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: turnstyle on March 31, 2021, 08:27:22 PM
RSPCA posts on Twitter saying actually, chocolate ISN'T poisonous to dogs.

People up and down Britain rejoice and cram their pooches with mars bars and caramacs.

RSPCA tweets out later 'lol, April fools, chocolate really fucks dogs up, don't feed it to them'.

For the next few weeks the smell of a hundred thousand dead dogs permeates the entirety of the British Isles.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: DrGreggles on March 31, 2021, 08:28:29 PM
I'm quite drunk, so I'll prepare a hilarious prank tonight for me to fall for tomorrow morning.
Then I'll call me a cunt.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Shoulders?-Stomach! on March 31, 2021, 08:29:21 PM
Paper copies of the Census must now be mailed to PO BOX LEGEND GARY
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: icehaven on March 31, 2021, 08:35:34 PM
I'm going to put a massive bear chained to a post in my neighbour's back garden. They'll definitely get it.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: BlodwynPig on March 31, 2021, 08:36:55 PM
Popcorn
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: thecuriousorange on March 31, 2021, 11:42:26 PM
The Hitlers are very much not a racist family.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: shiftwork2 on March 31, 2021, 11:46:05 PM
Volkswagen apparently became 'Voltswagen' as part of a press release today disguised as a leaked April fool.

It's just old hat and seems a bit limp since Dave Lee Travis died, the king of April fools japery.  The Guardian will likely produce something bland and rubbish.

Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Mobius on March 31, 2021, 11:48:21 PM
My workplace recently did a merger with another big employer

today my boss sent an email to say the merger has been cancelled

Big LOLS all around, classic bantz.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: shiftwork2 on March 31, 2021, 11:52:01 PM
That's really funny as mergers are generally known as a rip roaring barrel of laughs regarding roles and security of employment.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Mobius on March 31, 2021, 11:53:00 PM
That's really funny as mergers are generally known as a rip roaring barrel of laughs regarding roles and security of employment.

We've been told some of us will be losing our jobs and any bonuses are delayed, which is very very funny.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: shiftwork2 on March 31, 2021, 11:57:07 PM
We've been told some of us will be losing our jobs and any bonuses are delayed, which is very very funny.
(https://i.imgur.com/xe44i17.jpg)
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Wonderful Butternut on April 01, 2021, 12:09:35 AM
I'm just going to tell some lies and pretend they're funny.

"There's an elephant outside. Lol April Fool."
"Boris Johnson died. Lol April Fool."
"Elon Musk is donating all his money to charity. Lol April Fool."
"I have HIV. Lole, April Foo-el."
"Ur daughter was in a car crash. lul Aprl Fewl."
"Ali3ns hav landed on 34rth. lp'iol;ks, ngSKL:nh[a'nkl gS>?A D?,sa pw Apirlm Foooooooool."


And so forth.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: JesusAndYourBush on April 01, 2021, 01:10:15 AM
Could you fetch in the tartan paint from the garage? Cheers.

A teacher once sent me to get some tartan paint, and it wasn't even April fools day!!

First of all, the teacher sent me off to "the office" (as it was called, where the head teacher and some others in charge of stationery could be found, I guess) to ask to borrow a pritt stick.  So I went and asked and they searched through drawers and cupboards and couldn't find one, and told me to tell the teacher "We haven't got a pritt stick but we have tippex, will that do?" Even I, at 10 years old, knew that they weren't the same, but went back and passed on the message.  You could tell the reply pissed off the teacher, as she also knew that they weren't the same, so she grinned and asked me to go and ask for some tartan paint.  I knew that such a thing didn't exist, but went away anyway to ask, because doing that was more fun than doing whatever we were supposed to be doing in the lesson.  So I asked, and the two women there tossed around a few ideas before telling me to tell the teacher "Sorry, we only have spotted or striped."  I went back and told the teacher, and the answer seemed to satisfy her and I was permitted to sit down and continue with whatever we'd been doing in the lesson.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on April 01, 2021, 05:40:14 AM
I think striped paint is technically feasible. You can get stripey toothpaste.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: steve98 on April 01, 2021, 07:58:39 AM
I'm going to put a massive bear chained to a post in my neighbour's back garden. They'll definitely get it.

Get what? In what sense have you fooled them? If they shit themselves at the sight of a giant bear in their garden, when, in fact, there IS a giant bear in their garden, then that's just a normal reaction, isn't it?........ yeah?
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Butchers Blind on April 01, 2021, 08:05:11 AM
Get what? In what sense have you fooled them? If they shit themselves at the sight of a giant bear in their garden, when, in fact, there IS a giant bear in their garden, then that's just a normal reaction, isn't it?........ yeah?

Unbeknown to them maybe the chain is made of pasta giving a false sense of security. The bear easily then escapes its shackles and mauls them to death. April Fool.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: icehaven on April 01, 2021, 08:09:09 AM
Get what? In what sense have you fooled them? If they shit themselves at the sight of a giant bear in their garden, when, in fact, there IS a giant bear in their garden, then that's just a normal reaction, isn't it?........ yeah?

I meant get it as in killed by the bear, but it works both ways.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: BlodwynPig on April 01, 2021, 08:10:00 AM
Reports coming in...

GONE
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on April 01, 2021, 08:47:45 AM
Can anyone post a  link to this year's April Fool's story in The Guardian? I can't be arsed looking for it meself.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Attila on April 01, 2021, 08:53:12 AM
Can anyone post a  link to this year's April Fool's story in The Guardian? I can't be arsed looking for it meself.

Surely it's this one, about building canals between the Red Sea and the Nile?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/apr/01/suez-2-ever-given-grounding-prompts-plan-for-canal-along-egypt-israel-border

The 'We built the pyramids, didn't we?' bants line kind of gives it away.

I could be totally wrong -- I keep hoping a lot of the stuff in the news since about 2016 has been a long-game April Fool's joke.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: checkoutgirl on April 01, 2021, 08:53:44 AM
Someone's invented vegan black pudding or cheese or haggis or ribs or something.

All very believable and probably true.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on April 01, 2021, 08:58:50 AM
Surely it's this one, about building canals between the Red Sea and the Nile?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/apr/01/suez-2-ever-given-grounding-prompts-plan-for-canal-along-egypt-israel-border

The 'We built the pyramids, didn't we?' bants line kind of gives it away.

I could be totally wrong -- I keep hoping a lot of the stuff in the news since about 2016 has been a long-game April Fool's joke.

Yeah, That's the one, you can tell by the name of the journo allegedly reporting the story ( and the name of the international tunnelling company.Oh, and the names of the people involved. Fuck, it's obviously a joke, the zany funsters!). And don't call me " Surely".
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: JaDanketies on April 01, 2021, 09:01:05 AM
I tried to do one for the CAB crew

Holy shit, I can't believe they gave Glinner his Twitter account back; all those complaints to the BBB must have worked. ffs Twitter

https://www.twitter.com/glinner (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbH-PhysjVU)

I wanted to link it to that balls doing a shit cgi video but I couldn't find a link. Also I wanted to do it in the early morning so anyone who checked CAB while still bleary-eyed might have fallen for it, but I forgot.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Attila on April 01, 2021, 09:06:17 AM
Yeah, That's the one, you can tell by the name of the journo allegedly reporting the story ( and the name of the international tunnelling company.Oh, and the names of the people involved. Fuck, it's obviously a joke, the zany funsters!). And don't call me " Surely".

Heh -- I didn't twig on the names, but rather in looking at the maps and stuff; I've recently been talking with a student who wants to do a dissertation project on Roman/Red Sea trade so I've had the area and its shipping lanes on the brain recently (aside from run-aground shipping vessels).

Happy to help -- gotta go -- there's a sale at Penney's.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: seepage on April 01, 2021, 09:16:51 AM
Surely it's this one, about building canals between the Red Sea and the Nile?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/apr/01/suez-2-ever-given-grounding-prompts-plan-for-canal-along-egypt-israel-border

The 'We built the pyramids, didn't we?' bants line kind of gives it away.

I could be totally wrong -- I keep hoping a lot of the stuff in the news since about 2016 has been a long-game April Fool's joke.

"bringing everything from toilet roll and iPhones to takeaways and PPE" ???
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Fambo Number Mive on April 01, 2021, 09:21:07 AM
Can't find the BBC's one.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: seepage on April 01, 2021, 09:23:29 AM
That's because all of it is nonsense.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: steve98 on April 01, 2021, 09:27:53 AM
Unbeknown to them maybe the chain is made of pasta giving a false sense of security. The bear easily then escapes its shackles and mauls them to death. April Fool.

They're "Fools" because they didn't realize the chain restraining the bear in their garden was made of pasta? Really? ... You may as well just ring their doorbell and stab them to death and say "A-ha ha, gotcha, April Fool", as they expire. Makes as much sense.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Jerzy Bondov on April 01, 2021, 09:28:10 AM
I'm going on the local Facebook groups and finding posts about lost cats and saying FOUND HIM MATE HE'S BROWN BREAD, will let them know it was a funny prank later
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Attila on April 01, 2021, 09:33:47 AM
Can't find the BBC's one.

Thought it might be this one

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56598932

but given the state of the world at the moment, anything sounds plausible. This one was up on the top of the front page earlier this morning.

Wasn't there just a viral video about a family who were recreating the entire airport/flying on hols experience for their kids?
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Butchers Blind on April 01, 2021, 09:35:10 AM
They're "Fools" because they didn't realize the chain restraining the bear in their garden was made of pasta? Really? ... You may as well just ring their doorbell and stab them to death and say "A-ha ha, gotcha, April Fool", as they expire. Makes as much sense.

Maybe its not a real bear but is in fact revealed to be ex SNP and sex pest Alex Salmond. Vote Alba.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: imitationleather on April 01, 2021, 10:01:04 AM
Just text my dad saying I regret everything and I'm going to sort my life out and I hope we can do some bonding before he dies. Classic April fool.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: steve98 on April 01, 2021, 10:13:54 AM
Maybe its not a real bear but is in fact revealed to be ex SNP and sex pest Alex Salmond. Vote Alba.

Maybe.

"Alba" seems to me a bad choice for a party name: it's gonna get vandalized and tampered with a lot (Abba... Vote Abba)

(https://static.independent.co.uk/2021/03/26/15/Alex%20Salmond%20Alba%20party.jpg?width=1200&auto=webp&quality=75)
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: steve98 on April 01, 2021, 10:19:52 AM
(Or JABBA, VOTE JABBA.)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TWG0BD1Nq50/VVSx2hET54I/AAAAAAAANxA/Ej06I2JMYjc/s1600/SNA0814ECK--_1759748a.jpg)
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Hound Of The Basketballs on April 01, 2021, 10:25:23 AM

"Ali3ns hav landed on 34rth. lp'iol;ks, ngSKL:nh[a'nkl gS>?A D?,sa pw Apirlm Foooooooool."


One of the highlights of the new Godspeed release.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Huxleys Babkins on April 01, 2021, 10:31:53 AM
Could you fetch in the tartan paint from the garage? Cheers.

Never understood why Leyland or someone never made a range called "Tartan". Put your cheapest white emulsion in a 5l tin and charge £65 for it. Would end hazing overnight and they'd make a fortune in the process.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on April 01, 2021, 10:45:40 AM
My old local announced they'd got planning permission to take the roof off the flat above it for a beer garden, including CAD renderings of what it'd look like.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Echo Valley 2-6809 on April 01, 2021, 11:15:12 AM
"Alba" seems to me a bad choice for a party name: it's gonna get vandalized and tampered with a lot (Abba... Vote Abba)

(https://static.independent.co.uk/2021/03/26/15/Alex%20Salmond%20Alba%20party.jpg?width=1200&auto=webp&quality=75)

Vote St Albans.

Actually with that cross symbol as well there's potential for something like × POSTAL BALLOT. Might send that to them with an invoice for £10,000.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Echo Valley 2-6809 on April 01, 2021, 11:23:58 AM
Actual Avril Fish joke on Facebook this morning: 'Walrus spotted in Aberystwyth', complete with photoshop.

Given that our walrus chum was seen a few days ago basking on an RNLI slipway in Tenby, a completely unimaginative non-joke. CHEER UP WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: bgmnts on April 01, 2021, 11:24:59 AM
Just text my mum that our cat died when he's fine lol
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: JesusAndYourBush on April 01, 2021, 11:28:19 AM
A friend at school once did an April Fool that he'd found a "rubber johnny" on the pavement and when we followed him to go and have a look, revealed "April Fool!".  Lamest April Fools joke ever.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Cerys on April 01, 2021, 11:29:12 AM
It's just old hat and seems a bit limp since Dave Lee Travis died, the king of April fools japery.

Why I oughta,  etc.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: DrGreggles on April 01, 2021, 12:05:05 PM
Just been to the shop and there was an old man in the frozen section, collapsed on the floor, saying "help me, I'm having a heart attack."

NOT FALLING FOR THAT ONE, MATE!
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: gilbertharding on April 01, 2021, 12:49:30 PM
I was taken in a few years ago by Heresgarrywiththesport on the Today Programme when he announced the story that the Grand National and The Derby were going to be merged, and held on alternate years at Aintree and Epsom, with retractable fences or something.

It sounded completely plausible to me. Horse racing is what I believe people round here call S4C.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Huxleys Babkins on April 01, 2021, 01:04:19 PM
Just had a fucking tedious email from KFC that they are introducing "KFB", a new range of beef burgers. Click on the link and... Aaaaahhhh, got ya!!

As if diversifying a fast food menu is somehow ridiculous and you'd be a dickhead for thinking that a chicken shop could possibly sell burgers as well.

KFC? KFGrave, more like.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Butchers Blind on April 01, 2021, 01:10:02 PM
Just had a fucking tedious email from KFC that they are introducing "KFB", a new range of beef burgers. Click on the link and... Aaaaahhhh, got ya!!

As if diversifying a fast food menu is somehow ridiculous and you'd be a dickhead for thinking that a chicken shop could possibly sell burgers as well.

KFC? KFGrave, more like.

Would've been more funny if they put an advert up saying 'we're making our chicken less greasey and adding actual flavour' then click.. haha not really its still fucking rank.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: shiftwork2 on April 01, 2021, 01:14:08 PM
Kentucky Fried Bollocks
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: icehaven on April 01, 2021, 01:14:30 PM
Just had a fucking tedious email from KFC that they are introducing "KFB", a new range of beef burgers. Click on the link and... Aaaaahhhh, got ya!!

As if diversifying a fast food menu is somehow ridiculous and you'd be a dickhead for thinking that a chicken shop could possibly sell burgers as well.

KFC? KFGrave, more like.

There will be legions of disappointed people already lickin' their fingers at the thought of burgers deep fried in spicy batter. Not to mention that most chicken shops actually do sell burgers as well as chicken.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: seepage on April 01, 2021, 02:01:12 PM
This is particularly poor [useful site otherwise, mind]: https://www.ispreview.co.uk/index.php/2021/04/new-5g-mast-proposed-by-uk-mobile-operators-causes-concern.html
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: BlodwynPig on April 01, 2021, 07:10:05 PM
The annual BBC round up of news stories that 'seem like April Fool's jokes'

Quote
10. A comic book is being published about new US First Lady Jill Biden. She follows in the footsteps of others who have been given the treatment including Dolly Parton and Mother Theresa. A matching colouring book will also be launched alongside the book when it is published later this month. It's part of the "Female Force" series of books, focusing on women who have made a difference around the world.

Much like Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize before (or was it just after) becoming President.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Malcy on April 01, 2021, 07:30:19 PM
Almost got caught out by an email from Felix stating they had created cat food pouches easy enough for cats to open.

Bastards.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: JamesTC on April 01, 2021, 07:36:16 PM
The annual BBC round up of news stories that 'seem like April Fool's jokes'


Quote from: BBC
9. Mary Poppins star Dick Van Dyke has been seen handing out handfuls of cash in the street. The actor, 95, was seen withdrawing money at a bank and then giving it out in Malibu, California, to people queuing at an organisation that helps those out of work find jobs.

Imagine being privileged and giving money out to needy people. Nah, it must be a hilarious April Fools' joke! Cunts.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Tony Tony Tony on April 01, 2021, 07:48:20 PM
The annual BBC round up of news stories that 'seem like April Fool's jokes'

Quote
2. The Voice judge Will.i.am has described his diet as "liquitarian", saying that he refuses to chew food on a Monday. He said since Christmas he only eats solid foods on certain days of the week. On the other days, his meals are all blended and he drinks juice every other hour, he told the Table Manners podcast. 

FFS Will.i.am. You.am.cunt
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Fambo Number Mive on April 01, 2021, 09:22:00 PM
An April Fool's joke in Thame hasn't gone down very well:

Quote
An image circulated on the Facebook group Spotted:Thame which was photoshopped to look like a breaking news bulletin that read: 'Coronavirus in Thame tap water - all Thame residents urged to isolate'.

While for some members of the online group it was obvious the picture was an April Fools' Day prank, many slammed it as 'pathetic' and 'sick'.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: JamesTC on April 01, 2021, 09:27:56 PM
To be fair, I'm howling at that one.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Echo Valley 2-6809 on April 01, 2021, 09:36:10 PM
It's like one of Partridge's throwaway jokes where he has to read a prepared statement of apology half an hour later.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: pupshaw on April 02, 2021, 09:29:08 AM
The lock picking lawyer actually did a funny one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-tKnjFwleU

Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Mobius on April 02, 2021, 10:53:29 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-56617049

should get done for this sort of shit.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: bgmnts on April 02, 2021, 10:55:09 PM
Quote
"We confirm that it was an April Fool's joke," the clarification read. "You can enjoy the evening by ordering the pizza of your choice."

Cunts
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: JamesTC on April 02, 2021, 10:59:57 PM
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One of them said he had "almost had a stroke" after receiving a €466 invoice for 38 pizzas that he had never ordered.

We all get excited about pizza but that is a bit much.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: easytarget on April 03, 2021, 07:16:53 AM
metal-archives.com replaced all their pictures of bands with pictures of cats.
I enjoyed that.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Buelligan on April 03, 2021, 07:35:21 AM
Lovely Ash from Novara, she gets endless shit from twittercunts but never lets that dampen her sense of fun.  Heheh.

Quote from: Ash Sarkar@AyoCaesar · Apr 1
Some *personal news* - after 6 amazing years at @novaramedia I’m leaving to take up a position as The Telegraph’s new race correspondent!

Keep your eyes peeled for my first piece, an investigation into institutional discrimination against white homeowners from the Home Counties.

Quote from: Fulfillment Robot at EVA01Package@Snack8_8 · Apr 1
That's it. I'm never picking up the Telegraph again

Quote from: The Quiet Part Loud@QuietPartLoud
How to lose even more readers! What a load of shit! Institutional racism of white home owners? Think about what’s happening here. Disgusting. Wait till it gets her.

Quote from: Ash Sarkar@AyoCaesar · Apr 2
You should boycott.

Quote from: Mike@Manville54
Such a downgrade for the telegraph as the poison mouth will lose readers

Quote from: Ash Sarkar@AyoCaesar · Apr 1
I think you should launch a boycott to pressure them not to hire me.

https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1377513510758981632
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: bgmnts on April 03, 2021, 12:16:54 PM
Creepy af but I slightly love Ash Sarkar and want her to be my partner.
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: Fambo Number Mive on April 03, 2021, 12:25:23 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-56617049

should get done for this sort of shit.

The hilarious April Fools Joke of thinking your account has been hacked. Clearly they have the same contempt for their customers as for their riders.

Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: idunnosomename on April 03, 2021, 01:51:46 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-56617049

should get done for this sort of shit.
lol corpbants
Title: Re: Twats Day April 1st
Post by: thenoise on April 06, 2021, 06:14:54 PM
The annual BBC round up of news stories that 'seem like April Fool's jokes'

Much like Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize before (or was it just after) becoming President.

Girls of America, work hard at school and you too could marry a successful man.