Squirting

[Ambient Sheep]

I suppose it had to be done.

Tell your tales of ejaculatory women (which can include yourself, if applicable) here, please.

[hoverdonkey]

That's put me right off my Aero

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

That's put me right off my jam doughnut.

[ThickAndCreamy]

Someone I had sex with once had the audacity to complain I only made her orgasm a lot and not come. I don't know if I should feel ashamed about this or not care at all, probably the latter.

[Ambient Sheep]

That's put me right off my Aero

That's put me right off my jam doughnut.

You can bamlem the person who put the "Is that mace in my eyes or are you a squirter?" tag on the Flirting thread, together with the starters of the Smirting and Skirting threads, for this.  And me, of course.

[boxofslice]

I been with a couple of women who were squirters.  Not so much a damp patch as a puddle.  Is it too early in the day to be talking about this stuff?

[Jemble Fred]

I been with a couple of women who were squirters.  Not so much a damp patch as a puddle.

A puddle? You were lucky. One experience last year proved to be like one of the below-decks scenes towards the end of Titanic.

Shame, because I really liked her and enjoyed her company, but although I don't actually regret the experience, I wouldn't want to go there again. If just for the sake of my bedclothes.

Yeah, it probably is too early. But then it's always too early for such FILTH.

[hpmons]

Someone I had sex with once had the audacity to complain I only made her orgasm a lot and not come. I don't know if I should feel ashamed about this or not care at all, probably the latter.

You've only just turned 18, you shouldn't be having sex! You should be...digging in the ground for worms and holding a miniature car going "vroom vroom!"

[Zero Gravitas]

I still maintain that it was piss!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

You've only just turned 18, you shouldn't be having sex! You should be...digging in the ground for worms and holding a miniature car going "vroom vroom!"

He stylishly manages to combine all these activities.

[boxofslice]

A puddle? You were lucky. One experience last year proved to be like one of the below-decks scenes towards the end of Titanic.

My first experience of this was when I was 18 and still being somewhat naive in the matters of sex, I thought she was having a piss and didn't say anything because I was embarrassed.  You learn.

[tater pie]

A puddle? You were lucky. One experience last year proved to be like one of the below-decks scenes towards the end of Titanic.

Shame, because I really liked her and enjoyed her company, but although I don't actually regret the experience, I wouldn't want to go there again. If just for the sake of my bedclothes.

It's obviously not piss - but THIS?  Really?  So much!?

[Zero Gravitas]

It was piss!

Learn to accept that you've been pissed on and stop lying to yourself!

[Jemble Fred]

It can't be nice if you are a gusher. Imagine having to wear a sou-wester and put out the cat every time you want a wank. :(

[hoverdonkey]

Where's Fry?

[_Hypnotoad_]

[Ginyard]

I'm feeling left out. My bed partners have all been rather conservative in this department.

[Danger Man]

Well well well, I was going to provide a link to every single porn film made in Japan to show just how common 'female ejaculation' appears to be, but I've just discovered that the British Board of Film Censors counts this activity as 'urinating' and it is therefore illegal to show any links in the UK.

Sorry about that.

[Ginyard]

I remember the old days, when it all just looked a bit like cottage cheese.

[Zero Gravitas]

[boxofslice]

I remember the old days, when it all just looked a bit like cottage cheese.

Is that not a symptom of something more serious?

[Ginyard]

A Ryvita craving?

[koeman]

Someone I had sex with once had the audacity to complain I only made her orgasm a lot and not come. I don't know if I should feel ashamed about this or not care at all, probably the latter.

I thought perhaps your experiences of making a girl squirt might have been where your username came from.

[Ginyard]

An orgrassm

[Zero Gravitas]

RETURN TO YOUR HOME CITIZEN!

[Ambient Sheep]

Ambient can't accept that it *was* piss.

Y'know, I don't know if you're trying to wind me up in this thread, but you're certainly succeeding.

If it were piss, I wouldn't be overly disturbed: I'm not really into watersports, but - unlike shit - I don't have a massive aversion to the substance.  Sure, I'd like to take a shower afterwards, but if a girl has to piss when she's coming, it wouldn't be a big issue for me, and I'd certainly say that's what it was.  Why would I say anything else?

However, it isn't piss.  It doesn't really look like piss, and it certainly doesn't smell like piss, and a few years ago a professor of gynaecology (or something similar) - who had always loudly maintained it was urine - had to issue a public retraction after actually bothering to meet a female ejaculator who was kind enough to have an orgasm in front of him.  He collected the stuff, subjected it to analysis, and ate his words.  Apparently the chemical composition was similar to certain components of male ejaculate, and was in no way connected to urine.  Link?  No, I don't have time to find it right now and I doubt it would convince you anyway given the attitude you seem to have.

You've shown before, in one of those actual wanking threads we had a couple of years ago, that too much discussion of the mechanics of human plumbing freak you out (to the point of leaving the thread), so before you go around accusing other people of being unable to accept things, perhaps you need to look a little closer home as to just who's in denial here.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

He collected the stuff, subjected it to analysis, and ate his words.

And presumably had something to wash them down with.

Spoiler alert

is Zero Gravitas an old poster or something? i feel like i'm experiencing brain-fade

[close]

[koeman]

Spoiler alert

is Zero Gravitas an old poster or something? i feel like i'm experiencing brain-fade

[close]

Me too. I'm massively intrigued.

A disappointing lack of first-hand female verbwhore stories in this thread so far, I have to say.

[Little Hoover]

Baxter got bored of his old username. he did say in a thread somewhere.

[tater pie]

Y'know, I don't know if you're trying to wind me up in this thread, but you're certainly succeeding.

If it were piss, I wouldn't be overly disturbed: I'm not really into watersports, but - unlike shit - I don't have a massive aversion to the substance.  Sure, I'd like to take a shower afterwards, but if a girl has to piss when she's coming, it wouldn't be a big issue for me, and I'd certainly say that's what it was.  Why would I say anything else?

However, it isn't piss.  It doesn't really look like piss, and it certainly doesn't smell like piss, and a few years ago a professor of gynaecology (or something similar) - who had always loudly maintained it was urine - had to issue a public retraction after actually bothering to meet a female ejaculator who was kind enough to have an orgasm in front of him.  He collected the stuff, subjected it to analysis, and ate his words.  Apparently the chemical composition was similar to certain components of male ejaculate, and was in no way connected to urine.  Link?  No, I don't have time to find it right now and I doubt it would convince you anyway given the attitude you seem to have.

You've shown before, in one of those actual wanking threads we had a couple of years ago, that too much discussion of the mechanics of human plumbing freak you out (to the point of leaving the thread), so before you go around accusing other people of being unable to accept things, perhaps you need to look a little closer home as to just who's in denial here.

Also, it says that on Wikipedia.