Squirting

[Hank_Kingsley]

He feeds them a dairy rich diet.

[Zero Gravitas]

What the living fuck are you doing to these women??

[Marty McFly]

Yes, I think it's just us hairy men sitting around in our pants, cocks in hand, more than anything.

Corrected

[Santa's Boyfriend]

An extraordinary demonstration here.  NOT SAFE FOR WORK.  Seriously.  It's got a lady with her bits out and everything.

http://www.youporn.com/watch/21247

[_Hypnotoad_]

An extraordinary demonstration here.  NOT SAFE FOR WORK.  Seriously.  It's got a lady with her bits out and everything.

http://www.youporn.com/watch/21247

See, that's what's got people claiming it's a myth and just pissing.

[ziggy starbucks]

porn invented female ejaculation in the 1970's along with the clitoris, anal sex and facials. Before then, all we had was missionary, scat, S&M and on-the-blob sex. The 70's was the last great period of pioneering sex work before the conservatives got into power during the 1980's and forced women to jam giant mobile phones into themselves while listening to the latest Flock Of Seagulls album on cassette.

This thread reminds me that I would like to have sex soon. Male or female, squirter or non-squirter. I don't mind.

p.s. I'm a squirter. If anyone is interested, I'll stick up a video clip I made.

p.p.s. Has anyone said 'Norris McSquirter' in any context yet? If not........Norris McSquirter!

[hpmons]

This thread reminds me that I would like to have sex soon. Male or female, squirter or non-squirter. I don't mind.

I'm free! 
...By 'sex' I assume you mean playing Race for the Galaxy.

_{Why aren't any women replying to this? Either they are scaredy-cats, or they know it is just piss and don't want to ruin the image.}

[Zero Gravitas]

I'm free! 
...By 'sex' I assume you mean playing Race for the Galaxy.

Change that to the "Special Package" import version of Rez and you've got a deal.

[_Hypnotoad_]

_{they know it is just piss and don't want to ruin the image.}

....this is what I took the silence to indicate.....

[mook]

So, what's the best method to get 'em squirting?

Thumb. You've got to get them "gaping" first so they get a wide-on and then with a circular motion and a bit of in and out with said thumb, use the middle and ring* fingers of your other hand to oscilliate the bean. You have to keep a steady rhythm with the thumb, but mix up the speed of the other hand. It's a bit like that old schoolyard trick where you rub your belly with one hand and pat the top of your head with the other, except with fannies. Hope this helps.



*yes I know.

[Zero Gravitas]

Thumb. You've got to get them "gaping" first so they get a wide-on and then with a circular motion and a bit of in and out with said thumb, use the middle and ring* fingers of your other hand to oscilliate the bean. You have to keep a steady rhythm with the thumb, but mix up the speed of the other hand. It's a bit like that old schoolyard trick where you rub your belly with one hand and pat the top of your head with the other, except with fannies. Hope this helps.

*yes I know.

I'm feeling a little light-headed just from the description, no squirting yet however.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Is the technique well-respected though? We will accept any third-party testimonials.

[ziggy starbucks]

So, what's the best method to get 'em squirting?

[boxofslice]

Why do you women have to be so complicated?

[Zero Gravitas]

[] If only we could ask them! [/]

[ziggy starbucks]

Its because of sexual selection in Homo Sapiens thousands of years ago. If a man is clever and has nimble fingers, he will be able to use his gifts to unlock the secrets of women's magical parts and produce the liquid arc of the sexual covenant. His cleverness and nimble fingers will also allow him to make tools for hunting and clothing as well as fire for warmth. This makes the man a suitable husband and father and thusly the woman will select him for sexual congress.

But this means that sexual selection will act on a woman's genitals to render them even more complex and mysterious over time, forcing selection to make men even more clever and nimble fingered to be able to cope. Its like an arms race between a woman's special area and a man's brain/fingers.

This has two consequences: One is that we now know that a woman's complex reproductive biology is the driving factor behind our species' great technological, artistic and architectural progression. Without it, we'd still be swinging from the trees. Secondly, imagine how complicated they are going to be in a million years time. Thank god I'll be dead in 50 years time, I feel pity for my great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandson

[phes]

I feel pity for my great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandson

get away. that would make you over 200 years old.

[Ginyard]

But this means that sexual selection will act on a woman's genitals to render them even more complex and mysterious over time, forcing selection to make men even more clever and nimble fingered to be able to cope. Its like an arms race between a woman's special area and a man's brain/fingers.

Trill for the thrill.

[petula dusty]

pierced the porthole

What does this mean, please? 

Btw, I have nothing to add to this discussion.

[rudi]

What does this mean, please? 

Has it been that long? Oh dear... :-(


I was about to send out a search party for you but it appears you're still alive so all is well.

[The Boston Crab]

What does this mean, please? 

I was trying to find an image which conjured a violent rush of liquid and I recalled seeing a guy blow up a porthole window with a grenade, on 'Lost'. It didn't seem quite the right verb, since it'd be very hard to 'pierce' thick glass but alliteration won out.

[petula dusty]

Oh, ok, I thought it might have meant she'd accidentally pierced her bum hole on you in a frenzy of jiggling but couldn't work out why that would make her squirt. Unless it was a very pleasant accident of course. God, that sounded so crap. I am so out of practice in describing anything sexual.

Thanks for wondering about me, rudi. I'm still around but not as much as I'd like. Half-term and sleeping pattern fucked as you can see.

[hpmons]

What is Female Ejaculate?

Female ejaculate is a fluid that is expelled from the body through the urethra during sexual activities. When released in small quantities it may be a mucous like fluid having a clear, milky, or yellowish coloration. As the volume of the expelled fluid increases it becomes like clear water. In small quantities it may have a distinct scent that is musky or pungent but when the fluid increases in volume and becomes clear there is no longer a detectable scent. The fluid contains PSA and PAP, which are produced in the female prostate. Some of the components found in it, urea and creatinine, are also found in urine, but in much lower concentrations than are found in regular urine. When female prostatic fluids are found in urine they are in much smaller concentrations than in present in female ejaculate. The fluid released during ejaculation and urination are not the same though they may share some of the same substances. As the volume and appearance of female ejaculate changes it is likely that its composition changes too.

...

In surveys on this website, women indicate they are aware of female ejaculation at varying degrees of frequency, depending on the sexual activity.

    * During sexual arousal 11%
    * During orgasm 46%.
    * During masturbation 41%.
    * With a male partner:
          o During manual stimulation of their vulva 23%
          o During cunnilingus 18%
          o During manual stimulation of vagina with fingers 19%
          o While being stimulated by a dildo or other object 10%
          o During penile vaginal intercourse 19%
          o During anal stimulation 4-6%.
    * With a female partner:
          o During manual stimulation of their vulva 11%
          o During cunnilingus 9%
          o During manual stimulation of vagina with fingers 10%
          o While being stimulated by a dildo or other object 8%
          o During anal stimulation 3-4%.

Presumably thats a fairly biased survey though, I'd imagine a lower percentage actually ejaculate.

_{Ooh er, "ejaculate" is a bit rude.  Perhaps ej*culate, ejac*late, ejacul*ate, *j*c*l*t*}

The amount of fluid released during ejaculation is reported to vary from a couple drops to almost two cups, 15 ounces [444 ml]. Two cups is a lot of liquid, can it really be that much? The average size of the female prostate is 1.3 inches long 0.75 inches wide 0.4 inches in height (3.3 x 1.9 x 1 cm). An elliptical  container about this size when filled with water would hold  0.17 oz [5 ml] or 1 teaspoon. A cylindrical  shape 0.75 inches across would hold 0.32 oz. If the female prostate can contain less than 0.4 oz where does the other 14.6 ounces come from? One study found women produced 30 to 50 ml [1 to 1.7 oz] [6 to 10 teaspoons] in 30 to 50 seconds. Okay, but 2 ounces is still a far cry from 15 ounces. Some believe the female prostate swells with fluid during sexual arousal, which would account for the greater volume of fluid. The prostate would need to increase in size by a factor of at least 9 if this is to be true. Interestingly enough the female bladder can hold about 16 ounces of fluid, and this is surprising close to the maximum amount of ejaculate reported.

[Ronnie the Raincoat]

:(

[purlieu]

I have never made a girl squirt.  I have been pissed on, and I can assure you you'd know if it was piss.

Er, that's a story for another thread.

[Zero Gravitas]

HP, I've always loved you, shame that will end when Ambient lays a furious beat down on you*.

_{(*try pissing on him that may scare him off, as long as you don't seem 'excited' in any way)}

Er, that's a story for another thread.

The opposite has been my primary assertion for much of this thread, I think it's nonetheless a achievement to cause a partner to become incontinent in the throws of passion.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

that's a story for another thread

Well go on then.

[rudi]

I have never made a girl squirt.  I have been pissed on, and I can assure you you'd know if it was piss.

Er, that's a story for another thread.

Well precisely.

[Ginyard]

mucous like fluid having a clear, milky, or yellowish coloration

OK, not cottage cheese, that was a shit use of simile ....just this ^ (ie: not some fountain of youth looking clear quim lube). That's right, I feel clean again you pissed on motherfuckers. 

[rudi]

Cottage cheese, cottage cheese, the only cheese that's guaranteed to please...