We need to achieve a consensus about Cheryl Cole

[boxofslice]

YYEEESSSSS she's back on the market !

<shines his loafers>

You're welcome to her and the tattoo on the back of her neck.

[biggytitbo]

Cheryl Cole? I'd rather shag George Cole.

[Hank_Kingsley]

gay

[biggytitbo]

It doesn't count if its George Cole. You're allowed that one free.

[Hank_Kingsley]

I do want to sniff Cheryl's bum but she doesn't half remind me of that geordie pickpocket from Peep Show.

Actually, on reflection I want to sniff that pickpocket's bum too.

[_Hypnotoad_]

Cheryl Cole? I'd rather shag George Cole.

Oh christ, me too. I'm only human!

But he's not on the market, is he.

[George Oscar Bluth II]

I really enjoyed Sky News' coverage of this. An endless montage of Cheryl at Heathrow, followed by Cheryl at the Brits, followed by Cheryl at some event with Simon Cowell, all soundtracked by Kay Burley using her sombre, royal deaths and funerals voice, interviewing every showbiz editor on Fleet Street, one after the other.

All this went on for half an hour before I had to go out. I could barely tear myself away. All I could think of were the people in the newsroom who'd dreamed of one day being Woodward and Bernstein, worked hard to get a job at a credible TV channel and ended up producing the most vacuous hour of TV since...well since they had a helicopter following John Terry's car.

Still, at least it wasn't as nakedly exploitative as the Peter Andre interview, or showing Alexander McQueen's coffin being taken out of his house.

Sky News = as bad as FOX News. We forget this in our eagerness to jump on the perceived low standards of the American media.

[rudi]

Cheryl Cole? I'd rather shag George Cole.

And yet you actually get to have sex with Fah Cole...

[dr_christian_troy]

You're welcome to her and the tattoo on the back of her neck.

They say a tattoo on the lower back is an indication that they like it from behind / up the chutney. So I'm not sure what a tattoo on the back of her neck may indicate sex-wise....

[thehungerartist]

gay

Grounds for marriage, that - Ashley Cole's PR swear by it.

[Hank_Kingsley]

Ho ho ho!

[thehungerartist]

Ho ho ho!

No need to bring the rest of Girls Aloud into it.

[boxofslice]

Grounds for marriage, that - Ashley Cole's PR swear by it.

Wasn't there rumours that Ashley was gay before he married the annoying one from GA?

[thehungerartist]

Yeah, put a mobile phone on vibrate and shoved it up his shitter... allegedly.

[boxofslice]

Yeah, put a mobile phone on vibrate and shoved it up his shitter... allegedly.

Well, we've all done that but it doesn't mean a sign of gayness.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Good to know that.

What if it's a Dremel Multi-tool?

[Blumf]

Depends on the drill-bit being used

[Goldentony]

I'm serious when i say i saw a demonstration on ITV on how to effectively crack one off with a drill bit inserted up your urethra.

[dr_christian_troy]

Well, we've all done that but it doesn't mean a sign of gayness.

UNLES IT WOZ A SEMENNS LOL